joeybaloney
Signed Up: March 5, 2007
Last Login: 2 days and 14 hours ago
Name: Joseph
Age: 38 Light Years
Gender: Male
Location: Boston MA USA
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School: Harriet Terwilliger's Finishing School for Young Ladies
Occupation: Drunkard - Some Filing
Fav Sci-Fi Movie: Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Fav Horror Movie: Return Of The Living Dead
Fav Genre TV Show: No Pants Island
Fav Book: The Stand
Fav Comic Book: Watchman (c'mon Snyder - ya gotta overcome a Terry Gilliam concept)
Video Game I Can Play All Day Long: Could someone please send me a free X-Box 360?
Must Have Genre DVD in My Collection: Bubba Ho Tep
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First Official Trailer for EARTH STOOD STILL Online - Jul 04, 2008 - 02:46am
So wait. If the Earth dies… then ape has never killed ape?

Bale Will Bail if Robin Shows in KNIGHT Sequel - Jul 04, 2008 - 02:14am
Whoa, that's weird. Are we on a golf course?

Bale Will Bail if Robin Shows in KNIGHT Sequel - Jul 03, 2008 - 02:45pm
Word hanso! I understand the knee-jerk reaction after what Schumacher did but his is FAR from the definitive Robin. Damn sure ain't the definitive Batman!!!! Batman's insane and driven and I totally agree the third film is no place for Robin. But Batman will continue to go into darker and darker territory with his mission and I think that leaves a lot of room for Robin to enter his life and balance it out a little, in a non-nipple kinda way. And then the Joker can beat him to death. It'll be great! Nightwing? There is no Nightwing without there first being a Robin. Don't fear Dick. Grab hold and embrace him! After the third film though.

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gauleyboy420 • Oct 23, 2007, 01:15pm •
It's 4:20 all the time my friend.

hanso • Apr 15, 2008, 04:10pm •
What up! Yo this site is messed up. It's been crazy trying to get some stuff posted. Testing it on your site son! They need to fix this shit quick.

Holla!

captm0rgan77 • Apr 18, 2008, 07:36am •
Yo, what's your pic from? I've been trying to remember it since you put it up. It's bugging the shit out of me.... I can't even sleep. :^|

hanso • Apr 19, 2008, 07:24am •
Man this site is fuckin pissing me off.

AzuLTaLoN • Apr 20, 2008, 11:06pm •
joey my friend this is the second consecutive 4/20 without the green equalizer and it sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....................................why no private messaging yet? this has all the makings of a poorly planned site change.

gauleyboy420 • Apr 22, 2008, 11:17pm •
Hey Joey, I tried to send a message but It's not working, anyway since you have a little feud going on with metal water right now, I figured I'd let you in on my sweet sweet victory. I don't like metal spewing craziness, but thats his right to post those things. I have however really just grown sick of that gas bag throwing out insults and personal attacks (I know it's juvenile, but it bugs the shit outta me), so I was finally able to get a rise out of him by laying into him and going just short of calling him a raging pedophile. It was funny, over the top, and entirely too much. But I feel he deserved it, and after I stopped laughing at his reaction, I took it down just because it was immature. It was great though , and he finnally shut up, and was ....well not speechless, but he stopped attacking others and stuck to his crazy conspiracy theories. Can't wait till that loser loses his bet to you about Speed Racer. talk to you later.

SONYMANswallows • May 09, 2008, 10:38pm •
Sorry I never replied, lasted until April 18th and the Paul Rudd in Sarah Marshall inspired me to remove the sadness. Never got a job call but got a crappy job. So it was 8 weeks, I hate being broke. Interesting though that you are in Boston, my parents are in Groton CT and I know no one. lad the Bruins did better this season. See ya on the reverse. Azul needs a job and I need a better one.

LittleNell • May 19, 2008, 11:11am •
Hey Joey! Boston, MA huh? no wonder you recognized Miss Lizzie. I love my Bubba Ho Tep DVD - it will never be loaned out.. The Stand is great, so many scenes from the book are unforgettable. Although, I question the wisdom of Stu and Frannie returning to Main. If the winters don't kill them, the remaining vampire hoards from 'Salem's Lot probably will... or whatever remains of that evil clown.

joeybaloney • May 19, 2008, 11:50am •
What can I say – Bubba Ho-Tep is an instant classic! I’m waiting patiently for Bubba Nosferatu!!! No Campbell but both Coscarelli & Lansdale are involved and Paul Giamati has been cast as Col Parker!! Get the soundtrack!!!!

And The Stand!! My favorite book. Weird thing is I can’t even be bothered to finish most Stephen King books, but all other novels pale in comparison with that book for me. That TV movie from the 90s doesn’t even come close to capturing that book for me, in spite of the great cast.

LittleNell • May 22, 2008, 07:28am •
Hi Joey, Yes, there was an (alledged) serial killer using an axe around the same time. Henry Moore was caught and proscuted in 1912 for a killing spree that took place in the midwest. He was a drifter, and his M.O. was to sneak into people's homes while they were sleeping. http://www.prairieghosts.com/villisca.html True, the Borden murders took place in the East 9 years earlier, but at the time of the Borden murders there was another axe murder in Fall Rivers. Could it have been Henry Moore early in his serial killing career? Maybe. Another guy? Maybe. Or it could be Lizzie... Lizzie's uncle? Lizzie's crazy bastard half-brother? Who knows? We favor Lizzie as the killer because she tried to buy prussic acid (which can be used as poison or for stains) and there were bitter family disagreements about money and inheritance. It's just scary. How many people are there out there who are capable of committing an axe murder? We shouldn't be able to come up with a handful in one town or family.

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