Take your bad review and shove it!
I'm with Death4Sale and the others. "John Carter" was an awesome family flick, and I have a strong hunch this is one of those movies that will find its audience over time.
Oh and as for boring? Tell that to my 9 year old. He's begging for a sequel, and that impresses the hell outta me.









Well said, ElBaz, a huge reson this film failed so spectacularly was that it became PC to treat it as a flop. The herd mentality kicked in
I thought the film was a fine old-fashioned epic with all that genres plusses and minuses. Yes its bloated; note the word EPIC. Yes the plot jags around; so did Burroughs' novel. Yes Carter's strength is primarily used for huge leaps; anyone who's read the novel knows thats how Burroughs perceived it. The film was beautiful to look at, as was Lynn Collins, who was in many respects the best thing about the film with her spot-on Dejah Thoris. I agree Kitsch was way wrong for the lead, and the fact they kept him pasty white-while running around in a desert- to distinguish him from the red Martians didn't help.
And Tim, reread your first sentence before the dots . Doesn't make a helluva lot of sense, does it? There's at least two other glaring typos that I saw. Don't make us start whing about proofreading again...