Television Review


JOHN FROM CINCINNATI: His Visit: Day Seven

By: Stephen Lackey
Review Date: Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I have to ask it again here; when does the ambiguity go too far? This series has asked tons of questions and set up plenty of vague and surreal situations but so far very little has been explained. They’re going to have to get on with explaining things soon because John’s “parrot talk” will only be amusing for so long. 
 
This episode focuses on the warning from John that “Shaun will be gone soon”. Eventually all the important players found their way to the hotel where Bill and Freddy decide to get serious about interrogating John. Things got the most intense after the computer geek shows up with a video sent through Butchie’s website of John warning that “Shaun will be gone soon” with a backdrop of a stick figure. Bill sits down with John and demands to know what this cryptic message means and where Shaun is. Even after a couple of slaps (John gets slapped around quite a bit this week) John is still as cryptic as ever. John actually takes things a step further when he stabs himself several times. Bill pulls John’s shirt away revealing that the stab wounds disappeared almost immediately after John stabs himself with only a little blood left. Bill realizes that he’s not going to have any luck with John so he taps out and Freddy goes into the hotel room with Bill. Just then the truth about Shaun’s whereabouts is revealed, he’s been at Sea World with his porn star mother. Everyone breathes a sigh of relief and Palaka just stops Freddy from killing John. The question is could Freddy have actually killed him? I don’t think so, not based on what we saw when Bill was in the room. It’s obvious to me that “Shaun will be gone soon” isn’t tied to a trip to Sea World. The preview for next week validates that feeling that we aren’t done with Shaun being gone yet. I wouldn’t mind if he did go in some way because it might ground some of the drama a bit and well the kid is just a terrible actor.
 
Outside of the main event at the hotel some other less important but more stable things did happen in the episode. First thing is Cissy has finally had her fill of Mitch and his disappearing act so she trashes his little shrine and dumps his clothes at the hotel. Cissy’s on a roll this week because she rips Kai a new again and signs Shaun with the devil (maybe). Speaking of Kai something weird happens with her. She gets sick of being attacked by Cissy and decides to quit her job. What’s weird are the where and the how of her resignation. Rather than going to Cissy and quitting she goes to the internet café that I never realized had any connection to Cissy’s surf shop and drops off her keys and quits. That whole scene just doesn’t make any sense to me. Other than that Barry has decided to turn a run down bar into a theater. He gets insulted and then has a vision of Shaun in the bar. It didn’t seem to mean much.
 
By the end of the episode, Bill and Freddy have teamed up again to sit outside the Yost house and keep an eye on Shaun. Eventually Kai shows up and has a conversation with Bill and gets some encouragement from John to stick around. After all of this, nothing important really happened other than the fact that we are beaten over the head with another cryptic message that John’s father’s words aren’t remembered. I still like these characters and the ambiguity and surreal-ness continues to hold my interest but I really hope we get some real information on the point of everything by the end of the series.


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Comments/Responses
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barsoom • Jul 31, 2007, 10:14am •
I really love this series and its two standout stars Brian Van Holt (Butchie) and Rebecca DeMornay (Cissy). I even find the spacey-ness and the cryptic utterances from the title character intriguing. My only fear is that the inherent mindlessness of most viewers on our side of the Great Glass Teat (aka the TV-Watching Audience), haven’t the patience nor the smarts to appreciate a Drama that doesn’t lay it all out for you.

Most TV watchers don’t like open-ended questions. They don’t seem to mind the question “Who?” Especially when it’s used in a Who-Done-It. The huge popularity of a show like “Columbo” demonstrates that viewers don’t even mind the question “How?” “Lost” has shown that even the questions, “Where?” and “When?” are okay. But so far, any TV show based on the question, “Why?” hasn’t lasted. Probably because the question is mostly an internal one and the audience isn’t going to support a show that asks it to work for a change (aka Thinking!).

Here’s hoping that “John From Cincinnati” bucks this trend and continues for a long time to come.

nax37 • Jul 31, 2007, 11:04am •
Dur... Me no like John form Cinatti. Me too dumb. Me no understand. Me go try use geico website. Me get that. No get stupid show! Stupid show! Me hate you!

muchdrama • Jul 31, 2007, 01:06pm •
I'll agree with Nax on this one...this show makes me feel like a fucking idiot. Too much going on, too many questions, no answers...what the hell is going on here? I've watched all 7 episodes and I'm no closer to answers than anyone else.

And to top that off, this show'll be gone after this season...there's no way in hell it gets renewed.

nax37 • Jul 31, 2007, 01:35pm •
I don't feel stupid watching it, I feel stupid for having wasted time watching it. I just hate when people say "Oh the people who don't like it are too stupid to get it." I gave this show plenty of time to become interesting. Instead, all there was was horrible acting, episodes that went no where, and the mom jerking off her son. I'm sorry, but I have no desire to watch this crap. It's not because I don't have the "smarts."

cinemaman72 • Jul 31, 2007, 01:48pm •
This is an example of HBO thinking that they can market a show around quirkiness. This show has been an absolute mess from the start, and I gave it four weeks before I got feed up with the bad acting, lot of nothing happnening, and the Central Character 'Parrot Talking'!

The show stinks and HBO wasted some money greenlighting this! Deadwood and Rome went by the wayside, for this crap!

Jakester • Aug 01, 2007, 01:26pm •
The show is definitely quirky, but it's certainly also interesting enough to keep me watching. I don't know if it's "genius," but I find myself thinking about what I watched and am eager to see the next episode.

manjisan • Aug 01, 2007, 08:33pm •
I agree with jakester, it is a fun show to watch even if some of the dialogue reminds me of Victorian verse from Lovecraft rather than Imperial Beach dialect. A friend of mine who served in the Navy was in Imperial Beach for a while and she stated that she hadn't heard anyone talking like that out there. Milch is a talented writer but sometimes he does go a little above some heads with his craft.

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