Richard Dean Anderson signs on for "Stargate: Continuum" - Mar 22, 2007 - 01:41am
I really wish that Zack Snyder would die. If i was rich, i would hire a professional hitman to kill him. As long as i know i could get away with it. I swear to god i would. Dawn of the Dead remake was the biggest piece of shit i've ever seen. 300 looks fucking stupid. I really pray to god that either terrorists kill him, or he dies in a car wreck. Cuz i got to many bills to pay to hire Jean Reno.
"Star Trek" Plot Details - Mar 09, 2007 - 02:35am
Star Trek plot details huh? Wow, thanks for all those details. That headline was a little bit deceiving.
Tobey Maguire done with "Spider-Man"? - Mar 07, 2007 - 05:05am
After reading my last statement, I realize how wrong I was. It'll make 3000 dollars easy.
Tobey Maguire done with "Spider-Man"? - Mar 07, 2007 - 05:01am
This is gonna be the most successful movie of all times. Its gonna make at least 300 dollars.
Warner Bros. Animation to release new "Superman" Animated film - Mar 07, 2007 - 04:56am
WOW. Good job. Did you stay up all night thinking of that? No wait let me guess, you got to bed around 2 or 3. But enough family guy references. That maybe the most idiotic statment ever written. I can see it took you an hour and a half to come up with that. Good job.
"Shrek the Third" poster - Mar 05, 2007 - 09:54pm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I never realized why it was called Shrek the 3rd until now. Thank you jamalcolm. Im guessing the reason they said the 3rd instead of 1st is because its the third movie coolector. They had to tie that in somehow. But anyway, personally i saw the trailer and didnt laugh once. I think it looks horrible. I like the first one. I hated the second. Maybe you were joking KJ. But i dont see wats so fan freaking tastic about the poster. Looks pretty lame to me. You can refer to my name right....now. Im still standing by They Live 2. It would outgross spidy 3 and pirates 3 combiined. If any studios read this. Send me a message. We'll talk. Im not greedy like microsoft and bungie. You'll get a fair percent.
Bernie Mac talks "Transformers" - Mar 05, 2007 - 09:47pm
Hmmmmmm. I dont remember any black people in the cartoons. But then again. I never watched them. I guess the movie could use some yo, yo, yo. Wat up my nigga. That will totally fit in with the transformers. But seriously though. I agree with spiderhero. His humor wont fit in. He really shouldnt be in it at all. A nice cameo by the guy in the elevator in Spiderman 2 wouldnt be a bad idea however.
Daniel Radcliffe signs on for more "Harry Potter" - Mar 05, 2007 - 09:43pm
Now I could give two shits about the Harry Potter movies. But do you see that Tobey Maguire? You need to take a lesson from Dan Radcliffe. He's doin all the movies, because he's smart. He's gonna make the money while he can. He doesnt care about being type cast. You could learn something from this Dan Radcliffe fellow.
Warner Bros. Animation to release new "Superman" Animated film - Mar 05, 2007 - 09:40pm
Hmmmmm. Just an observation. But concerning Superman Returns. Is it just me? Or did Superman never look so gay. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Just wondering.
"300" Contest - Mar 05, 2007 - 09:38pm
I'll enter this contest under one condition. If I win KJ must burn the prizes on video and post it on the website. God I wish this movie was never made. It looks so bad. Anytime i see a preview, a single tear rolls down my cheek.
"Cabin Fever 2" gets a cast - Mar 05, 2007 - 09:36pm
I have no respect for anyone who liked the ending of cabin fever. Im sorry. But that was the worst part. It freakin retarded. Oh know, black people might get mad about wat i did in the beginning. Lets make a joke at the end, that doesnt fit in at all and is completely not funny. And for the record, the only good thing about it was that Rider Strong was it in. Haha. What a sweet name. Rider Strong. Ha. Rider Strong.
Tobey Maguire done with "Spider-Man"? - Mar 05, 2007 - 09:28pm
Tobey is full of it. This movie is gonna leave it wide open for another with a cliffhanger involving venom. I dont see how thats having everything tied up with the main cast. There will be a fourth and tobey will come back. I dont care wat anyone says. Turning down any forth coming spiderman role, would be the biggest mistake of his career. Its easy money. After this he is gonna become a mediocre star. No longer making leading role money like this. I wish i could be lucky enought to be typecast in a ubersuccessful money making franchise like spiderman. Poor guy.
George Lucas talks "Star Wars" TV - Mar 05, 2007 - 02:09am
These shows are gonna be lame. Star Wars sucks. And George Lucas is a whore. He's just looking for away to make more money of Star Wars. Cuz he has no talent and cant make anything else.
"Cabin Fever 2" gets a cast - Mar 05, 2007 - 02:08am
Cabin Fever was one of the biggest pieces of shit i've ever seen. It was an absolutely pathetic excuse for a horror movie. Its really depressing that they're making another one. But then again, they're also making Hostel 2. Ugh. I think Hollywood forgot how to make good horror movies.
"Heroes" getting major changes? - Mar 02, 2007 - 01:41pm
I've got a great idea for this show. Im surprised noone has posted it yet. Take this show off the air. This show is absolutely horrible. I tried sitting through one episode and i couldnt take it.
New "Spider-Man 3" Trailer with 300 - Mar 02, 2007 - 01:38pm
If you must know thats robert englund with me in the picture. But anyway. Its kind of ironic that they're gonna attact Spidy 3 to 300. The best of movie of the year has a trailer with wats gonna be the crappiest movie of the year. I believe someone said 300 is gonna be a "visual feast". Just goes to show all you people have no attention span. Oooooooooohhhhhh wow, theres gonna be lots of cool effects. Wow, i cant wait to see this movie. Special effects are so cool. And before anyone says anything about me being a hypocrit cuz spidy 3 will have lots of special effects. I'm looking forward to this movie for the story more then anything else. 300 is goin to be a piece of shit.
PS - Its just like KJ to bash me on the front page. Where i cant post a rebuttal. And talking about living in the basement with my parents? How original.
"Live Free or Die hard" Poster - Mar 02, 2007 - 01:33pm
i dont know. I think I'd have to go with Johnny Depp. At least he kinda looks like a chick.
Schwarzenegger to cameo in "Terminator 4"? - Mar 01, 2007 - 11:22pm
I just dont understand how you can say the only reason his movies are good is because of the editor. Lets just go over some of the things the editor isnt responsible for. Lets see. The director makes sure that the acting isnt complete crap by filming mulitiple takes until he gets good ones. The director also makes sure the cameras and lighting are in the right spot and if not they are moved so the shot looks good. The director approves or rejects the score for the film. The director makes sure every special effects shot looks good. If not, they do it over. He oversees the casting, making sure the actors are not completely talentless. He makes changes in the script sometimes as he goes. Who knows how many crappy lines were cut out of movies and we never heard thanks to the director. Not to mention he is repsponisible for making sure the hundreds of people working on a movie are doin there job right. The editor takes scenes and puts them together. So I'd say its safe to say, that James Cameron is more responsible for his blockbuster hits, then you are giving him credit for. Now Im sorry for this long boring post of things that a director is responsible for, that most people are already aware of. But apparently TKay is not.
For the record i was not trying to be an asshole with my post. I just thought it was a dumb thing to say that the editor is responsible for James Camerons movies being good.
Rodriguez and Tarantino to host Festival - Mar 01, 2007 - 11:08pm
Just read your last post, and try not to ever write anything like that ever again. That will go a long way to help.
"Spider-Man 3" clip coming with next "Heroes" - Mar 01, 2007 - 02:45pm
WOW, my eyes must be decieving me. Did this guy just say that Oceans 13 and Rush Hour 3 are gonna be hits over Spiderman 3? HAHAHAHA. WHAT?!?!? I cant even put together a valid argument. Im dumb founded by this statement. WHAT?!?!!?
Rodriguez and Tarantino to host Festival - Mar 01, 2007 - 02:41pm
I was just trying to help you out there. I mean you obviously dont see how stupid you sound when you post these comments. I figured maybe if I show you. You would realize what a artard you sound like. You see that. ANOTHER variation of retard. So if you would just read over what you write. You would realize that you sound extremely moronic. Read your posts before you hit submit. PLEASE.
Rodriguez and Tarantino to host Festival - Mar 01, 2007 - 02:10pm
killerville,
Faggy, are you aware that there are words besides dude, douche and multiple variations of the 2?
I would like you better if you were funnier.
Without the laughs you're kinda just an obnoxious retard.
"Live Free or Die hard" Poster - Mar 01, 2007 - 02:02pm
Im as confused as you are Tkay. This must be some sort of parrallel universe. We agree on two things? What the shit is goin on here.
"Live Free or Die hard" Poster - Mar 01, 2007 - 12:44pm
Please dont quote ricky bobby, it just makes you sound dumb. Heres a great idea, maybe we should get Bruce Willis a wig to make some of you happy. What the hell? Who cares if he's bald. Lol. Dont hate on any of these films. All 3 were good. Show some love fellow posters.
Rodriguez and Tarantino to host Festival - Mar 01, 2007 - 12:39pm
Just because something is "different" that doesnt mean its gonna be good. If anyone here has seen the trailer for Grindhouse. Then you'd know how absolutely retarded the film looks. WOW, Rose Mcgowan has a huge gun for a leg. Thats so cool. I dont think Tom Savini's role in the film can even save it.
Schwarzenegger to cameo in "Terminator 4"? - Mar 01, 2007 - 12:35pm
Okay, Terminator 2 was way better then T3. There is no debate. T2 kicked ass. Best movie EVER. And if your saying a director is good ONLY because of his editor, then your pretty freakin stupid, and must know nothing about film making. Not too mention that the director's cuts of T2 and Aliens were awesome. Dont get me wrong, i mean i thought T3 was great, but it just cant be compared to a piece of cinematic gold like T2.
"Live Free or Die hard" Poster - Mar 01, 2007 - 12:43am
Yeah, i have no complaints about die hard. Its a good franchise. Bruce Willis ages well. Its hard to believe that he's 64yrs old in this film. But thats wat a chin lift will do for you.
Rodriguez and Tarantino to host Festival - Mar 01, 2007 - 12:41am
Great we got a duo of to fagtastic no talent losers hosting a festival. Two assholes that were repsonsible for sin city. One of the worst movies ever. They were also responsible for that horrible King Kong remake. Hopefully somebody bombs this festival, preventing them from releasing anymore crap.
"Mortal Kombat II" coming to the PS3 - Mar 01, 2007 - 12:39am
Um KJ. This is another of your comments just proving how stupid you are. Sony cant make a good move. Thats an oxymoron my friend.
"Star Trek XI" Casting and Release Date - Feb 28, 2007 - 04:02pm
HAHAHAHHAAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS. All these gay trekkies having debates as to wat the new movie will be about. Hahaha. This is too funny
"Spider-Man 3" clip coming with next "Heroes" - Feb 28, 2007 - 03:58pm
I think hell may of just froze over. Because uncharacteristicly im going to agree with just about everyone on this news headline. I believe that Spiderman 3 is gonna kick ass. Its gonna be a huge hit box office wise. The other two films were spectacular, and i dont see this one disapointing
"Rise of the Silver Surfer" Poster - Feb 28, 2007 - 01:09am
GOD I LOVE POSTING ON HERE. How many people got all pissed off at what i wrote and responded? I think about half the posts on the news headline mentioned me in them. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thats right. Keep jumping through the hoop folks. What a bunch of mindless artards.
And for the record LotRSux is the man. I mean just his name shows how intelligent he is.
Rob Zombie shows off Michael Myers - Feb 28, 2007 - 12:57am
Dont you worry dallaswinton. Im the one guy on this website who hasnt kissed Rob Zombies ass. I've said in an earlier statement that his two horror movies he did were horrible. They were crap. And im sure this remake will be equally crappy. Its a horrible idea.
Rob Zombie shows off Michael Myers - Feb 28, 2007 - 12:57am
Dont you worry dallaswinton. Im the one guy on this website who hasnt kissed Rob Zombies ass. I've said in an earlier statement that his two horror movies he did were horrible. They were crap. And im sure this remake will be equally crappy. Its a horrible idea.
22 Episodes and done for "Battlestar Galactica"? - Feb 28, 2007 - 12:54am
Oh god please just let this show end. This may just be the worst sci fi franchise ever released. Its soooooooo horrible. And im sorry if i offened any of u people that like to sit there and watch the show in you official battlestar galatica masks. (coughs)dorks.
"Star Trek XI" Casting and Release Date - Feb 28, 2007 - 12:52am
Let me be the first to comment on this little piece of news and just say MATT DAMON. This movie may have chance, even though it has JJ abrams attached as director. Matt Damon can pretty much turn anything good. I mean look what he did for Ghost Rider and The Punisher? Thanks to his godlike presence this movie may just have a chance to be good. But im sure all the gay nerdy trekkies will be disappointed no matter what. Because all trekkies like to do is complain, no matter how good something is.
"Rise of the Silver Surfer" Poster - Feb 28, 2007 - 12:44am
Darthcaifan is such a nice guy. Sending out his love to the less fortunate. Keep up your charitable kindness to the less fortunate.
"Rise of the Silver Surfer" Poster - Feb 27, 2007 - 08:56pm
Darthcaifan and LotRSux, its nice to see some smart people on this site. keep posting.
James Cameron finds Jesus? - Feb 27, 2007 - 03:58pm
Praise the lord folks. Im a very religous man. I spoke to God last night, and he says he's tired of all the blasphemy from the people on the site. He told me that he is also an avid LOTR hater. And he also told me that if you really want to worship hiim and get into heaven, that you need to send lots of money to kjsucks6996. Im just joshing you guys. Anyone who follows god has gotta be a douchebag. Me, im a fan of satan myself. He's way more fun. You get to eat red meat. Rape chicks. All I have to say is haaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiil satan.
"Rise of the Silver Surfer" Poster - Feb 27, 2007 - 05:01am
I KNOW you didnt just call me a fanyboy. Cuz if you did, that makes NO sense. A fan of what? I bashed FF. How does that make me a fanboy? HAHAHAHAAHA. WHAT A DOUCHE.
"Rise of the Silver Surfer" Poster - Feb 27, 2007 - 04:32am
Actually his name is Johnny Blaze. I was talking to marvel, and there was a misprint in the comics. Which is why they have an impending lawsuit with the creators of Ghost Rider. And there is no need to hate me just because i dont like LOTR, that is kinda a prejudice. Do you hate black people too? I bet your a big fan of slavery. How about the Jewish community? I love all races. You get your facts straight about comics before you come talkin to me, you hateful racist biggot.
"Rise of the Silver Surfer" Poster - Feb 27, 2007 - 04:32am
Actually his name is Johnny Blaze. I was talking to marvel, and there was a misprint in the comics. Which is why they have an impending lawsuit with the creators of Ghost Rider. And there is no need to hate me just because i dont like LOTR, that is kinda a prejudice. Do you hate black people too? I bet your a big fan of slavery. How about the Jewish community? I love all races. You get your facts straight about comics before you come talkin to me, you hateful racist biggot.
"Star Trek XI" gets another update - Feb 27, 2007 - 04:08am
All right folks. This news headline is about to get 10 times more exciting, cuz kjsucks6996 is here to post. I know you were worried. But its cool. I'm here. Star trek 11. Oh god its gonna suck. It might have a chance if not for jj abrams. But he'll ruin it. Paramount listen to me, cuz your about to get some free tips to make u some money. Check it out....They Live 2. Buy the rights and get this sequel out asap. Cuz it'll make billions. I mean the first was unbelievable. And just to tie this in to the topic. Cast Jeri Ryan in there somewhere. But make sure shes topless. I'll expect my residual check in the mail.
"Rise of the Silver Surfer" Poster - Feb 27, 2007 - 04:00am
I can only hope that sometime before this movie is actually released, there is some kind of catastrophe destroys every piece of the film in existence. Otherwise, this sequel is gonna come out. And everyone in the world is gonna get a little bit dumber. The first one was soooooooooo horrible. Ive never heard worst dialogue in my life. It was fool of plot holes. And johnny blaze is the biggest faggot to ever grace the screen. The only good thing about the film was jessica alba. And she was the invisible woman? Great casting geniouses.
James Cameron finds Jesus? - Feb 27, 2007 - 03:56am
Come on now, everyone knows that jesus isnt real. Some douchebag got crucified cuz he was a jew hater. And shortly thereafter, someone thought religion would be fun. So they made up a great story, based on some guy that got nailed.
Weekend Box Office Report: February 23-25 - Feb 27, 2007 - 03:53am
Oh come on now. Reno 911 was hilarious. And 300 does look horrible. Its gonna be just as bad as those crappy LOTR films. Tons of cgi battles. Wow cant wait for that crap.
James Cameron finds Jesus? - Feb 27, 2007 - 03:51am
This is great, my sole purpose for posting on this website is too piss people off. I am doing a fantastic job.
Rob Zombie shows off Michael Myers - Feb 26, 2007 - 03:35pm
I really dont see the need to remake this movie. Its a classic. I dont think hollywood cares much for original screenplays anymore. I mean if a movie made money before, why not just rehash it and make a quick buck. Rob Zombie's other two movies were horrible in my opinion.
Why complain about remakes? Because 90% of time they are worse then the original. The only remakes they do, are obviously movies that were popular in the first place to make more money. So why do all you people want to see a movie that was already done? If you liked it, why do u want to see something that prob wont be as good. I dont get it. I just think there needs to be way more original ideas out there in hollywood. If anybody wants to see a good original film, go check out Feast.
European PS3 not as Backwards Compatible - Feb 26, 2007 - 03:25pm
God I love it. I was praying to Tom Cruise that the PS3 would fail horribly. And my prayers were answered. Hopefully the sales for it dont pick up after the inevitable price drop.
James Cameron finds Jesus? - Feb 26, 2007 - 03:19pm
How can you find someone who never existed? I dont know. i think its just a fake documentary, and a publicity stunt. This is the religious version of alien autopsy.
Weekend Box Office Report: February 23-25 - Feb 26, 2007 - 03:15pm
I dont know. Id have to disagree. I dont think 300 looks that good. From the previews it looks pretty corny to me. Even though everybody says it sucks, i still want to see Hannibal Rising. Must be the horror movie buff in me. Still looking forward to Zodiac. I think it looks pretty good.
J.J. Abrams will direct "Star Trek" - Feb 26, 2007 - 01:09am
Fanboy wannabe? That makes no sense sir. Why would anybody want to be a fanboy? And since when were blogs created for the sole purppose of critiqueing movies? Oh yeah. Never. Try creating a coherent thought next time you post. Good job not countering one good point i made in my last comment. You said i cant debate? I think you need some work on your debating skiills.
J.J. Abrams will direct "Star Trek" - Feb 26, 2007 - 12:12am
Mlaforcer, this is the last time i will respond to anything that you say directed toward me. You are not worth my time. WTF are u talking about? Editing my posts? I havent edited anything. You must be as incompitent as u sound. You are really pathetic. Keep threatening people over the internet, knowing you cant and wont do anything about it. Yes i did block you from my blog, because im sick and tired of reading your childish nonsense. I mean your really good at resorting to name calling. Everybody on this website knows wat a complete fool you are, just by reading your statements. I dont think you could sound anymore immature. As i said before. All your doing is making a complete fool of yourself. So you can post whatever you want after this, cuz like i said, your not worth my time. I got better things to do then listen to a 12yr old with a computer call names.
Weekend Box Office Report: February 23-25 - Feb 25, 2007 - 11:22pm
Wondering if anyone else saw Reno 911? I thought it was really funny. Funny cameo by The Rock. If you do, make sure to stay after the credits are over. Also, Im really looking forward to seeing The Number 23. Son of the Mask cost 100 million to make? I hope someone from the studio got fired for that one.
J.J. Abrams will direct "Star Trek" - Feb 25, 2007 - 10:00pm
In my blog, i expressed my dislike for LOTR and had plenty of reasons why. I also attacked Peter Jackson, and gave my reasons for disliking him. I dont understand how my personal opinion on Peter Jackson, could in anyway affect my points on why i dislike the films. I dont see how i didnt make good points about why i didnt like the film. And i also dont see how u can say i dont know how to debate. If your basing my debating skills on the fact that i personally dislike peter jackson, then i think your the one with his head up his ass. If you want to see my debating skills in action. Check out the guy i just burned on my blog. And im glad other people see mlaforcer the same way i do. Grow up.
And for the record. Insane Clown Posse sucks.
J.J. Abrams will direct "Star Trek" - Feb 25, 2007 - 09:59pm
In my blog, i expressed my dislike for LOTR and had plenty of reasons why. I also attacked Peter Jackson, and gave my reasons for disliking him. I dont understand how my personal opinion on Peter Jackson, could in anyway affect my points on why i dislike the films. I dont see how i didnt make good points about why i didnt like the film. And i also dont see how u can say i dont know how to debate. If your basing my debating skills on the fact that i personally dislike peter jackson, then i think your the one with his head up his ass. If you want to see my debating skills in action. Check out the guy i just burned on my blog. And im glad other people see mlaforcer the same way i do. Grow up.
And for the record. Insane Clown Posse sucks.
"Sin City 2" is ready to go! - Feb 24, 2007 - 01:18pm
I would just like to say that I didnt watch sin city, because it looked absolutely dreadful. I try to stay as far away as possible from quentin tarantino. Even if he was only on the set for a day. The only reason i may watch it is because Jessica Alba is the sexiest girl alive, and has been since Dark Angel. I dont know if anyone cares, but Tom Savini told me he's tryin to get apart in the sequel. He knows Rodriguez from Grindhouse.
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"Sin City 2" is ready to go! - Feb 24, 2007 - 01:17pm
I would just like to say that I didnt watch sin city, because it looked absolutely dreadful. I try to stay as far away as possible from quentin tarantino. Even if he was only on the set for a day. The only reason i may watch it is because Jessica Alba is the sexiest girl alive, and has been since Dark Angel. I dont know if anyone cares, but Tom Savini told me he's tryin to get apart in the sequel. He knows Rodriguez from Grindhouse.
READ MY BLOG
J.J. Abrams will direct "Star Trek" - Feb 24, 2007 - 01:09pm
Oh yeah, and read my blog. If your out there mlaforcer. Im sure you'll love it.
J.J. Abrams will direct "Star Trek" - Feb 24, 2007 - 01:08pm
What are u talking about? This is not a business. Noone in hollyood cares about making money. Your crazy.
J.J. Abrams will direct "Star Trek" - Feb 24, 2007 - 11:34am
Previews can be very decieving sirs. Ive seen plenty of previews that looked good, and the movie sucked balls. One perfect example is the Lord of The Rings films. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
J.J. Abrams will direct "Star Trek" - Feb 24, 2007 - 10:55am
Well this is the worst news i read all month. All chances of this movie being good just went out the window. Most of these suggestions i've read are good ideas, but i just dont think they'd be material for a motion picture. I mean I think it would be REALLY hard to pull off a ds9 or voyager movie. But the idea collector had was really good. The casts of all of them involved in a big war would be really sweet. It could have the potential for great space battle action sequences. But seven of nine dying? Come on collector, reading that just made me a saaaaaaaaaad panda.
Robert K. Shaye says "The Hobbit" in 2009 - Feb 19, 2007 - 03:36pm
Yeah i totally agree. Dont be hatin. Hivelsword, just admit ur an idiot, along with 98% of the other fanboys on here. Stop all this hatin. Quit being wrong hivelsword, so we can have world peace. Mania.com is a place where fans of everything can come together, and message board in harmony. Its not a place for bigotry and racism towards people who arent fans of LOTR. So I hope all u LOTR fanboys have learned a valuable lesson. THE TRILOGY SUCKED. Now lets all get along.
Robert K. Shaye says "The Hobbit" in 2009 - Feb 19, 2007 - 03:22pm
Thank you hivelsword for showing exactly what a LOTR fanboy is. I really needed an example, i appreciate it. Just because a movie is viewed by the majority and makes tons of money, that doesnt make it a good film. George Bush was just reelected by the majority. Does that make him a good president? I think not. Oh and Bad Taste sucked because it was low budget? So your saying low budget films cant be good? Wake up jackass. If your gonna say there are no good movies out with low budgets, then i think u are the tool sir. King Kong was definetaly not a low budget film. It costs tons of money, and was just another excuse for peter jackass to show lots of cool looking effects. It was a piece of crap, and YOU didnt even argue that, hivelsword. So wat was his excuse for that one?
Robert K. Shaye says "The Hobbit" in 2009 - Feb 19, 2007 - 01:46pm
Peter Jackson is talented. Peter is such a good film maker. Blah blah blah. I guess all u LOTR fans forgot about King Kong? What an atrocity that was. And how many of u peter jackson fanboys have seen Bad Taste? What a winner that one was. Lol, darthcaifan isnt my other account. He's just the only other person on here that has some sense.
Robert K. Shaye says "The Hobbit" in 2009 - Feb 19, 2007 - 01:41pm
So darthcaifan responds to all these people who say there hasnt been any oscar winning movies who have been forgotten, by naming tons. Darthcaifan made a great point, and backed it up, and all these LOTR fanboys dont have anything valid to say about it. You cant argue with them about how terrible the LOTR filmes were, because they are just that, fanboys, and they dont care what valid points anybody has to say. And by the way, if a trilogy makes as much money as the LOTR trilogy did, thanx to a bunch of half witted retards, who just like to see lots of special effects and care not for substance, it isnt to hard to buy an oscar. And I'm prepared for all these people who are gonna respond saying, well LOTR is good, derrrrrrrrrr, because its epic. Your dumb if u dont like it, derrrrrrrrr. Long live darthcaifan.
Robert K. Shaye says "The Hobbit" in 2009 - Feb 19, 2007 - 01:21pm
I would just like to say that darthcaifan is the man. Noone has ever been more right in an opinion about the LOTR films. The films were dull, too long and too boring. Randal described them to a tee. Walking, walking and more walking. Darthcaifan RULES.
J.J. Abrams may not direct "Star Trek XI" - Feb 06, 2007 - 07:57am
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Mission statement
OH MY GOD!!! Watch out everyone. I guess I've just unleashed a monster, because mlaforcer is gonna tell it like it is from now on Oh no, what have i done. I know for a fact that i cant be the only one who laughed his ass off, at the funniest most ridiculous rambling in the history of message boards. Mlaforcer has just been nominated for biggest douche in the universe award. And I can guarantee he's a sure fire winner for that category. Your the only one who has the guts to tell it like it is? WHAT? Your on a message board you freakin jack ass. How much guts does it take to sit at ur computer, type something and hit submit. What a brave man you are having the courage to tell it like it is. I swear I am so envious of your courage. I mean you typed something and hit submit, wow. Your truly what a hero is made of. "I do not hide behind a keyboard, I am out in the open saying what should sometimes be said when noone else will." HAHAHAHAHA. Are you for real? Who says this sh*t. YOUR ON A MESSAGE BOARD ARDTARD!!! Stop trying to live out your superhero fantasys through cinescape.com. Wow I guess other people came to this site before it changed too. Your not brave and courageos for typing something on a website. Get over yourself and your delusions of grandeur. Yes I did say the Lord Of The Rings sucks. I didnt say it was my opinion. Because I wasnt stating an opinion. I never claimed to be "hiding" behind an opinion. Because it was an actual true statement. Alright, just to humor captain courageous here, lets give some reasons as to why Lord Of The Rings was garbage. Horrible directing, which doesnt mean anything when u can buy an oscar. Way too much unnecessary cgi. And dont give me some bullsh*t saying you had to use all the cgi in that movie. There is no reason to have all cg characters in a battle just because there is more then 20 people on screen at once. Troy used hundreds and hundreds of extras in there battle scenes. Absolutely jokable characters I couldnt take seriously. Last but not least, way too long and boring as hell. The trilogy was nine hours of too sexually oriented unsure hobbits walking. Wow, thats entertaining. Once again, this was NOT an opinion. I wouldnt want to piss of mlaforcer by sayin its an opinion. God forbid somebody says an opinion on a message board. Lets not be so fast to judge peoples tastes in movies sir. Just because I dont like movies everybody else likes, as you do of course. I thought you were brave mlaforcer. You just like movies everyone else does to go along with the crowd? You see me, I like what i like and i'll say it. I'm not afraid to have the guts to say it like it is....oh hold on. Nevermind. I was starting to sound really gay for a second there. Did that sound like anybody else we know? (Coughs)mlaforcer. I hope what i've said doesnt make you go even more off the deep end. Because I really dont want YOU coming after me. Please dont. Im soooooo scared.
J.J. Abrams may not direct "Star Trek XI" - Feb 05, 2007 - 11:39pm
First of all, I would like to go on record saying that K.J. sucks. J.J. Abrams has done two good things in his entire career, he wrote armageddon and joy ride. That's it. Lost sucks, Alias sucks, Felicity sucks and most of all, Mission Impossible 3 was the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen. Anybody but J.J. Abrams would be a good choice to direct this movie. If u really want it to be good, get Jonathan Frakes to direct it, and brannon braga and ronald moore to write it. Then it would be gold. Next, I don't understand what everybodys problem is with Insurrection and Nemesis. They were both a million times better then all this other crap being put out. Need I mention Lord of the Rings? Worst trilogy EVER. The only problem I had with Nemesis, was them "killing" off Data. Killing off Picard and making Riker captain would of been a much better ending. As for Nemesis ripping off Star Wars, are u high? It had clones and a chase scene....WOW. So I guess 6th day and half the other sci movies out there are rip offs of star wars huh? In conclusion, I don't think anybody has anything to worry themselves about, concerning this prequel being good. Because I have just two words.....MATT DAMON!!!!!
YES. FUCKING SWEET. KICK ASS.