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Kristin Kreuk, Dan Brown, and Harry Potter

1/5/2009 4:29:47 PM permalink

Now there's an unlikely three-way.

But, seriously, since Maelstrom has used his incredible, evil influence (by pushing a button and typing a bit) and created this little group, I might as well say something.

I AM a member of this evil organization.

(Or maybe Maelstrom is a member of The Guard. Who knows for certain?)

So far, I'm looking forward to three movies:

1. Angels and Demons. I love the trailer, I loved the book, and I keep replaying it every so often just to keep myself aware of the fact that the movie will be out in just a few short months.

2. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Given what I've seen (and read) I'm actually hopeful this one will outshine the half shot script of "Phoenix." I'm truly interested in seeing how Slughorn comes across on screen.

3. Kristin Kreuk is gonna be on screen.

And hopefully NAKED. :)

But I doubt that'll happen in her new Street Fighter movie as Chun Li.

I must ask this: given the fact that Kristin is likely the WHITEST girl I've ever seen, how was it she was cast in that role? Who'd she bang (and could he please tell me his secret?)

I remember the original Street Fighter movie. It's borderline being on our TOP 10 GOOD CRAP FILM FESTIVAL (that we haven't completed counting down Maelstrom).

Street Fighter...god bless them, they tried. The producers tried. You've got to give them that.

Oh yeah, and it had Kylie Minogue. More kudos to them.

And poor Raul Julia, to end his film career on such a low note.

I haven't seen the original Street Fighter movie in years, and what I do remember hints at an amount of campiness like you'd find in an Old Navy television commercial.

But, for some reason, I'm cautiously hopeful for Kristin's Chun Li movie.

Maybe it's alzheimers, maybe it's another form of dementia.

Maybe its the fact I've seen Kristin in her underwear...on the internet. (It stll counts! I've got the wallpaper to prove it!)

Kristin, I know you want to break free of drama girl Lana Lang and such, but I don't think this would be the way to do it.

What else is coming out this year? Besides the infidel Abram's Star Trek, I mean.


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