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Arrow: Midnight City Review (Article) - 1/30/2015 6:00:10 AM

Yeah I fullly expect somewhere down the road that we will learn they used a lazarus pit (shameless name plug) to revive Oliver and due to the extreme side effects on the mind decided not to tell him.

I don't mind the multiple plot lines and would like to know what happened to Laurel's training? She was going to Wildcat and getting training all the time now there is nothing. Granted they corrected the level of fighting prowess she possesses but man the tactics these people use are sad and stupid. Also, why are the cops in this show almost as incompentent as the original Batman series? They can't even seem to handle speeding tickets without these guys showing up to save their butts. One final thought and this is the problem with the shared universe.

Exactly why has Barry not seen the stuff going on in Starling City on the news and wondered where oliver is? I mean wouldn't at least a PHONE call be warranted? And if he saw the crisis in the city with Brick and all, why is he not HELPING. That would be logical, he would not just stand by and go "Oh that is Oliver's city, I am sure he has it handled" when clearly the news states the Arrow did not show up.

And I understand the whole not telling Quentin about her death. DO the math, he would ask who killed her and when he finally learned it was Malcom Merlyn who did it he would want revenge. And would die quickly for that desire. So yes I get it.

Arrow: Left Behind review (Article) - 1/23/2015 11:04:14 AM

I'm The Juggernant BITCH!!

DC Comics Gay Character Revealed (Article) - 1/16/2015 8:47:19 AM

HI kids, wassup. I also was raped by Bill Cosby about 30 years ago. He offered me a pudding laced with date rape drug, when I woke up he had his pudding pop in me while making these stupid sounds about how loved his pudding pops. I  have never been so violated in my life and have not eaten pudding since.

Where do I  sign up?

In other news, I saw the new JL:  Throne of Atlantis and it was no where near as good as the first one.

The good, one word: Batman. All of Batman is awesome. Cyborg was really well done, finding his way in the world and accepting his fate in his new cybernetic body. The one thing I don't like, why would he have to command his on board computer verbally? If he is the computer wouldn't just be able to think what he wants an the computer do it?

The bad, "Cool" Aquaman, GL looking like moronic sophmoric ladies man a-hole with all the maturity of a 15 year boy. And the lack of development in the villian. The way they portray the Atlantians as sheep, hell they looked like Americans they way they believed anything put in front of them. Final issue. Missles from a NUCLEAR  submarine are only doing conventional damage when used?  Since when? And BTW  DC submarines don't carry conventional missles anymore. They are all nukes. Seriously. The dialogue was pretty good in some parts but lazy in the rest.

I tried hard to keep the spoilers out of the review. I hope all is well, I will write more later today. HIYA  DARTH!!!!

Mania Review: Taken 3 (Article) - 1/9/2015 8:30:48 AM

Thanks for the info Bob. Now I am sure I will love it. The problem with becoming so freaking critical in your tastes is lose the ability to enjoy the simplier, guilty pleasures in life. The Taken series has by far been one of the most technically accurate military referenced films in recent history. Lots of the techniques and approaches used by the lead character are effective.

Don't know why people expect films like this to be Oscar winners but they are what they are. This seems like a well written conclusion to the series. Kinda like bitchin about the Fast and Furious series because of the over the top driving. Duh...

DC Comics Gay Character Revealed (Article) - 12/27/2014 10:55:43 AM

Hi guys. SO my PS 4 network has been down FOUR freaking days now. Fuck you Lizard Squad, I sincerely hope you all become girlfriends for all the huge black guys in whatever prison they put you in.

On a positive note, this might be the nail in Sony's coffin enough they would have to sell the rights to a certain webhead to stay afloat.

DC Comics Gay Character Revealed (Article) - 12/25/2014 4:06:59 AM

Merry Christmas kids, I had a chance to go see The Interview, local theater here was showing it at 11:45 and 11:50 Christmas eve. After getting the wife's permission I thought the better of it. She had to work the next day and wanted me in bed. Guess since the kids are gone it is just her and I, makes more sense to be with her on Christmas eve.

Anyway Merry Christmas to all you guys and gals (looking at you Darth) out there. Hope you were visited by a large guy in a red suit that didn't poop on your lawn. Peace and joy to all of you, even Gauleyboy where ever he might be.

Mania Box Office Report: The Final Hobbit Rules (Article) - 12/23/2014 5:58:28 AM

Personally I am really glad Annie bombed. I hope Hollywood gets a message and stops trying to remake classic films with an ethnic or racial focus to them. Annie is about an IRISH redheaded girl who gets adopted in the Great Depression. It kinda kills the story if you leave out her meeting FDR.

Mania Review: Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (Article) - 12/19/2014 2:17:07 PM

I  actually kinda cried a little at the end. The ending was pretty awesome, and man do I miss Robin. It was good to see him on the big screen again, ironic it was seeing him play a musuem peice brought to life since literally he is now gone and only brought to life by the big screen. RIP Robin.

Ryan Reynolds confirms he's Deadpool (Article) - 12/8/2014 8:59:47 PM

Thanks for picking that up Rock, point still remains, if the studio would simply make TWO versions of the film and release them at the same time, it would rake in huge money. I mean they already do directors cut, extended versions and every other stupid thing. Be the first film to release the directors R rated cut.

Oh and you don't have to be such a FUCKING  DBAG about it, it was an honest mistake. MMMMKay? Thanks.

Ryan Reynolds confirms he's Deadpool (Article) - 12/8/2014 6:15:27 AM

I  just watched the test footage again and gotta say, WOW, I almost pissed my pants again. That was so funny. If Marvel will get out of their own way and make two versions, R rated and PG -13 this will make money. Make one for the kiddies and then makle one for the adults. Woot. I personally can't wait. Crime's the disease, meet the cure! More like a topical onitment that reduces swelling!! Hi Tom!!!

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