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  • TV Series: Lost
  • Episode: Lafleur
  • Starring: Josh Holloway, Elizabeth Mitchell, Daniel Dae Kim, Reiko Aylesworth, Ken Leung, Doug Hutchinson, Nestor Carbonell,
  • Written By: Elizabeth Sarnoff, Kyle Pennington
  • Directed By: Mark Goldman (II)
  • Network: ABC
  • Series: Lost

Lost: Lafleur

Joe's Lost Thoughts

By Joe Oesterle     March 05, 2009
Source: JoeArtistWriter


Sawyer (Josh Holloway) takes center stage in LOST: LAFLEUR(2009).
© Mania.com/Josh Gordon

 

Hello my fellow LOST junkies, and how is everybody feeling? Looks like we’re going to have to wait on determining if Ben’s a good guy or a bad guy and start deciding if we’re all onboard for domesticatedly blissful Sawyer, and his new main squeeze, Juliet.
 
Let’s Get This Out of the Way Now 
 
   I guess there’s no real reason for me to say I told you so, but I did tell everyone that Sawyer was going to get him some Juliet before Kate and Jack got back. Maybe I’m just going to crow about predicting that particular event just in case my hunch about Ben wearing a white hat at the end turns out to be untrue.
 
Sawyer’s Transformation
 
   What was it that Ben said to Sawyer last season? Something along the lines of off the island he’s just another trailer trash con-man, but as long as he remains on the island he’s a handsome swashbuckling hero. Something like that anyway. It looks like our favorite enigmatic, manipulating, bug-eyed monkey friend was prophetic about that one. It would appear to me that James Ford, aka Sawyer has blossomed – like a beautiful flower, or as the French or Creole would say, “La Fleur.”
 
   It also looks like our intrepid time-traveling left-behind’ers made one last and lengthy jump before Locke was able to spin the magic donkey wheel for the final time. Tell ‘em what they won, Skip!
 
(Skip, the deep-voiced game show announcer) “They’ve won a jump from possibly twenty five hundred years in the past back up to the year 1974! As seventies icon, Jimmy J.J. Walker used to say, DY-NO-MITE!!!!” 
 
That Seventies Show
 
   Ahhh 1974 - those were simpler times, mass-murderer Ted Bundy was still on the loose, poor little rich girl Patty Hearst gets kidnapped, and subsequently becomes a gun-toting member of the Symbionese Liberation Army and Gerald Ford caused a national furor when he pardons Nixon for any involvement he may have had during the Watergate scandal. Seriously, compared to 2009, those were simpler times.
 
   Anyway, before we got popped back into “That Seventies Show,” the gang noticed the rear view of a giant Egyptian-looking statue. It was quite possibly the backside of the god of mummification, god of afterlife and god of war, Anubis. Those Egyptian gods wore a lot of hats on their animal heads back then. Anubis is often depicted with the body of a man, and the head of a jackal. He is also often pictured carrying an ankh – which is the ancient Egyptian symbol of eternal life, and also closely resembles that symbol musician, Prince used to go by, shortly after he became irrelevant.
 
If It Walks Like An Egpytian…
 
   Now it may not be Anubis – it could also be a god with the body of a man and the head of a falcon. That particular god, was the god of the skies, and I wouldn’t even mention him if his name weren’t Horus. Kind of like Horace, as in Horace Goodspeed.
 
   I do see is a trend - and a very Egyptian trend at that. We saw Hurley painting a Sphinx last week; we’ve seen hieroglyphics in the hatch, and on the temple, now we’re seeing Egyptian gods, and Egyptian ankhs. I wonder if there is anyone old enough on this island who might be able to explain some of the mysteries. Richard’s pretty old according to Juliet, but the guy wears so much eyeliner, he seems a bit out of touch. I haven’t seen a man wear that much eyeliner since Joel Grey’s sexually ambiguous song and dance man in Cabaret or Yul Brynner back in the Ten Commandments.
 
 Wait a tick, Yul Brynner was a Pharaoh in the Ten Commandments, and unless I’m very much mistaken, that Pharaoh was also – wait for it – EGYPTIAN! Was that the famously ignored four-toed, pre- considerable damage four-toed, statue we caught a glimpse of last night? I think we’re going to start getting some answers here soon. At least as to why Richard wears makeup.
 
We’re on a Song We Don’t Want to Be On. I Hope it’s Not The Pina Coloda Song
 
   The nose bleeding has stopped, the headaches are gone, but not the heartbreaks. Pitiable Dan Faraday is disconsolate after his beloved Charlotte just vanished in front of him after she died. If only Locke had been able to move that wheel an hour earlier, Charlotte could have been saved. That’s got to be maddening to an already imbalanced doctor of Time Travelology. That’s the kind of thing that could start a guy into freaking out a little red-haired girl into never forgetting she lived on an island for brief time when she was young even though her mommy told her it was all in her head. She will always remember this scary old guy who kept frightening her with ominous pleas of never returning to the island, because, at least for her, this place is death.
 
Way Better Than Kate
 
   By the way, even though I predicted Sawyer was going to be with Juliet, I didn’t think I’d be pulling for the romance the way I am now. I assumed it would be more along the lines of Sawyer finding comfort in the arms of the only other woman on the island. He couldn’t possibly fall for Juliet. She was just really effing annoying. I don’t know why I didn’t like her before, I knew she was hot, but she was doing nothing for me.
   I knew she was bright, but I didn’t care. I saw she’d had a rough time with Ben, but I didn’t sympathize. I could tell she hurt because she couldn’t save the pregnant mothers or their babies, but I was unmoved.
 
   I hated her cloying pursed lip smile - the one she knew damn well would emphasize her dimples, and I like dimples on chicks, but regardless of what she did, bikini shot on the beach, mud wrestling scene with Kate, she did nothing for me.
 
   She’s different this season though. Actually she’s been different since the freighter blew up and we saw her getting hammered on a bottle of Dharma vodka. Maybe this girl just needs a few belts to loosen up. Whatever she’s been through, she finally has a calming effect on situations rather than a grating one. She’s now a soothing presence, comforting, reassuring. I’m now pro Juliet.
 
 The girl can fix a van, deliver a baby, sets a mean table, and she’ll shoot your enemies dead before they put a hole in you. This chick’s a keeper.
 
   I know I had flown the Skater flag before, but that’s when I foolishly assumed there were only two possibilities here. Let the Haters have Jack and Kate – that ain’t going to work anyway, regardless of the aggressive open mouth kiss Kate laid on Jack the night before the 316 Ajira flight.
 
    Kate’s a user of guys. Realize it. She’s no good for anyone. Let’s hope they both see the truth before it’s too late.
 
No Tree Huggers in This Hippie Outfit
 
    Meanwhile back at Dharma, Phil and Jerry are entertaining a young girl with a Geronimo Jackson tee shirt and a pan full of fresh, and since it’s the seventies, I’ll assume hallucinogenic, brownies. The girls know how to party down in Dharma Town.
 
   And what do we see on the monitor screen? The normally straight laced, fearless leader, Horace Goodspeed smashed out of his gourd on probably the same Dharma vodka that had such a calming effect on Juliet – and he’s blowing up trees with dynamite. OF COURSE! IT WAS THE TREES ALL ALONG! HOW BLIND WE WERE NOT TO SEE IT. WE COULN’T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE PROVERBIAL TRESS. IT’S ALWAYS THE GODDAMN TREES! BLOW UP THOSE TREES HORACE, SAVE THE ISLAND.
 
   Or, maybe he was just drunk. I’ve blown up lots of things when I was drunk. (But I have also always secretly blamed the trees.)
 
Sawyer is the Man
 
   Sawyer/La Fleur to the rescue. Now we know how Jin and Dan infiltrated the D.I. in the first place. Sawyer saved the day again with one of his lies.
 
   Last week I mentioned how Locke is only capable of the truth, while Ben works best when constantly working in lies. Sawyer on the other hand plays both games very well. He’s a straight shooter most of the time, except when he’s on the clock lying. Then it’s all business, all lying, and it saves the day once again.
 
   First we see Sawyer flim-flam ol’ Horace into believing he’s a ship’s captain of a
salvage rig that washed ashore searching for the fabled Black Rock. Next he walks out to the ageless Pharaoh, Richard Alpert, and gains his trust and confidence with a couple fun facts about Jughead and John Locke.
 
   It was interesting to see Alpert’s face when Sawyer greeted him on a first name basis, especially when we already saw Horace and Richard greet each other with the more formal and polite, “mister” . It put Alpert off balance just long enough for Sawyer to get a handle on the situation. Alpert believed Sawyer/La Fleur, and it was fun to see one of the Lost’ies finally have the upper hand on these Others.
 
   So three years after saving Amy from a murderous duo of Others, she’s all knocked up with Horace’s kid, and Sawyer talks Juliet into delivering the baby. Juliet doesn’t believe in herself anymore, but Sawyer does – and it’s a boy. A boy who would be roughly 27 years old when the Oceanic lands on the beach in 2004- more on that later. Juliet had Sawyer’s back during the gunplay earlier, and Sawyer repaid her by restoring her own faith in herself. Yay for them.
 
   That Sawyer, man. He’s transformed… like a flower, or as the French or Creole say – what I did that one already? Well too bad, because it’s worth another mention. Sawyer La Fleur has become the swashbuckling flower hero he was always meant to be.
 
    It’s unclear if Miles ever jumped on that sub to Tahiti, but we know Jin, Daniel, Juliet and Sawyer all stayed behind to fight the good fight, and wait for the return of the Oceanic 5, plus Locke.
 
   By the way, speaking of that submarine, did you see how Sawyer laid on that Don Johnson-esque charm of his to convince Juliet to stay? It’s almost as if Juliet hadn’t even thought about Sawyer in that way before. She built the proverbial fortress around her heart since Jack hurt her, now she’s looking at Sawyer, not as a foxhole ally, but as a man. A confident, sexy, sensitive, heroic man - with a smile as wide as the mighty Mississip, and twice as grand. A man with a lot of love to give and now he’s finally giving it to someone who he’s not intentionally hurting, or someone who won’t hurt him back. Sigh. I haven’t had a man crush like this since Sawyer’s prototype, Han Solo.
 
   Finally Sawyer is happy. This is who James Ford might have been if Locke’s father, aka Tom Sawyer hadn’t used his considerable charms to con little James’ mother out of the family savings and eventually lead to her murder in front of the frightened hiding little boy. And isn’t that what James Ford aka Sawyer has been his whole life until landing on this island. He was just a frightened little boy.
 
   Why I do declare, that little Jimmy Ford has transformed from a terrified young lad into a loving, monogamous sweetheart. It’s as if he has blossomed into what the French, or the Creole would call, - Oh yeah, I did that bit twice already.
 
    Well anyway, he has blossomed, and nothing will ever taint the aroma or blemish the splendor of this new La Fleur.
 
   (Ring Ring Ring) “Hello Jin, yeah it’s me Sawyer why you calling me so early in the morning…..me- oh nothing just enjoying some idyllic post coitus spooning with my one and only lady love, Juliet, so why are you calling?.... Who, who and WHOOOO! Son of a bitch.”
 
Rut Ro’oh
 
   By the way, right before Sawyer picks a flower (la fleur) for his new sweet babboo, we see one man moving a black chess piece. Symbolic? Foreshadowing? As they used to say in the glory days of the seventies, you bet your sweet bippy.
 
So That Makes Horace And Amy’s Child…..
 
   Absolutely no one we’ve seen before. Seriously I did the math. The guy would be about 27 when the Oceanic plane crashes, and Karl is too young, Ethan’s too old. Let’s all assume it isn’t anyone we’ve seen yet. And if it does turn out to be Jacob, I’ll be pissed. Just wanted to get that out there for Carlton and Damon, because I know they live for this column of mine, and they hang on my every word.
 
   So until next week, fire up your Hi-Def TV, (Imperative if trying to determine if Josh Holloway is wearing a fake beard for half of the episode.) make sure you hit the record function on your TiVo, (For multiple viewings, and freeze framing purposes immediately after watching the show the first time.) keep your laptop nearby, (You’ll never know when you might need to Google the difference between a falcon-headed god and a jackal-headed god.) load up that bong, or Dharma brownies as the case may be, (For some of us, LOST isn’t our only drug of choice.) and get ready to get LOST.

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Bryzarro 3/5/2009 5:37:49 PM

Great review Joe!!  I have to agree.  I'm glad Sawyer got with Juliette.  Blonds are much better and she's the total package.  I couldn't care less about this statue garbage and who or what the baby turns into i'm sure they are all just devices to make up think past the main story line.  But I like your thoughts on RIchard being a Pharoah.  Makes sense...olive complextion and all that eye make up. 

But big kudos to how Sawyer handled everything.  Just like the O6 they have their own lie and they actually handled it much better than the 6.  I mean look at how messed up the O6 are.  I hope he stays with Juliette but we know he'll go back to boring old Kate.

Keep up the good reviews. Your getting better every week!!

robkilledthepromqueen 3/5/2009 6:08:28 PM

I got a question... How has 3 years passed on the island? that is about the same amount of time that had passed off the island ... wouldn't three years on the island be like 20 or more off the island? or does time now function the same since the turning of the wheel?

hanso 3/5/2009 6:49:07 PM

Joe how can it be unclear if Miles got on the submarine when he's in 1977 helping Sawyer clean up Horace?

Richard Alpert doesn't wear eyeliner btw, that's the fans saying stuff. Lindelof & Cuse have gone on record stating he doesn't.

Sawyer picked the gayest name ever as is alias, wtf is Lafleur?  Come on Sawyer you're better than that.

Seriously, this episode was just a huge buildup for the last scene and that kinda pissed me off.  I hope we don't go for another triangle yet again, now with Sawyer/Juliet/Kate.  Juliet is always the Other woman, some things never change.

What I don't get is why all the we have to go back to save them deal.  The Losties seemed perfectly safe and fine in the Dharma Initiative.

Good character episode, I liked Sawyer working his longest con ever and Juliet finally able to deliver a baby. 

 

hanso 3/5/2009 6:51:03 PM

And if it's 1977 on the Island what year is it on Hydra Island?  Cesar and that other chic where on the Hydra station and that looked abandoned like Dharma or the Others hadn't been there in years.

dnbritt 3/5/2009 7:23:25 PM

Actually, whether he wears eyeliner or not (which I doubt, because he looks like that in everything he's in), it did make it's way into the show because Sawyer referred to him as Mr. Eyeliner or something like that.  I, too, believe the Egypt angle, and the first thing I said to my wife when I saw the statue was that it looked like Anubis.

hanso 3/5/2009 7:26:51 PM

It made it into the show cause the writers listen to what the fans say, it was a nod to them.  Lost has been known to do that.  Remember when there was the rumor it was all in Hurley's head?  Yea, then we got the ""Dave" episode where they completely debunked that rumor.

ddiaz28 3/5/2009 7:39:43 PM

Seeing that statue made me the happiest of all.  I know it didn't really give us an answer but I'm just glad it is truly relevant.  The two toed foot was one of those things that has stuck with me since the first season and I've been praying they would explain it.  It looks like we will at some point at least. 

I enjoyed this episode very much.  I've never really liked Sawyer but this episode definitely showed that he can be a leader as well.  My favorite scene was where he talks to Horace about being able to get over a woman in 3 years.  It was very well done.  You just knew he didn't believe it 100%.  And even though I knew it was a setup for the eventual ending, I still loved his reaction to seeing Kate.  I don't think they'll do another love triangle.  Sure he and Kate had a fling but, Sawyer has been with Juliet longer than he ever even knew Kate, plus Kate and Jack have had their own ups and downs off the island for three years.  Both couples have separate relationships and still love eachother.  There might be a bit of tension but I don't think it will go anywhere.  But who knows?

Lost has been amazing this season and has become the show I anticipate the most each week.

JoeArtistWriter 3/5/2009 8:29:00 PM

Hanso, damn, yes of course Miles stayed there until '77. What I should have posed was why was his motivation to stay.

I'm aware of statement that Nestor Carbonell looks that way regadless, but like dnbritt says, it doesn't invalidate the rumore, and would make a bit of sense if he really is as aold as Juliet implied.

Bryzarro, thanks for the kind words. They're always appreciated.

Robkilled... Air Ajaira was going to crash in whatever year it was when it flew into the open time window. There was never any doubt the 05 plus Ben and Locke would end up with the Stay Behinders no matter where or when they landed on that island.

ripum853 3/5/2009 10:12:17 PM

They're definitely gonna continue this Love Square; that's what this episode was all about, another Sawyer/Kate/Jack/Juliet episode.  I usually don't like those episodes as much as others, and this is no exception.  Of course I still liked the episode, and liked Sawyer more then ever, which I didn't think was possible.  But whew, the episodes focusing on these four always get on my nerves.  Of course Sawyer will go back to Kate, since Jack is fated to be a great man "but alone."  And since Jack's faith is beginning to be restored, he'll eventually believe and accept that too.

dawntreader 3/5/2009 10:27:46 PM

i think sawyer and juliette are way better than sawyer and kate. sawyer and juliette seem to really be in love. sawyer and kate were just rompin in the hay.

"How has 3 years passed on the island?" up until they came back to the island the island was still time jumping when john left after turning the wheel the island settled in time. sawyers group was stuck at that point in the past, 1977. they spent 3 years there catching up in real time. then when john and jacks group came back in the plane those that "teleported" off the plane fell backwards in time to 1977. to catch up to where the rest of thier group were.

i know what you are thinking, "why didnt john fall back as well?". because he was dead.

"What I don't get is why all the we have to go back to save them deal. The Losties seemed perfectly safe and fine in the Dharma Initiative." but that didnt happen until john left the island after turning the wheel. remember until then they were bouncing around. i also think that the real trigger for the bouncing to stop was john and jacks group in the plane hitting another temporal groove and bumping the island back to a stable state in time. that would also explain why the sawyer "dharma" group had to spend 3 years waiting for jack, kate, and hurley to appear.

as my wife would say, "it makes my head hurt"

 

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