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- TV Series: Lost
- Episode: Lafleur
- Starring: Josh Holloway, Elizabeth Mitchell, Daniel Dae Kim, Reiko Aylesworth, Ken Leung, Doug Hutchinson, Nestor Carbonell,
- Written By: Elizabeth Sarnoff, Kyle Pennington
- Directed By: Mark Goldman (II)
- Network: ABC
- Series: Lost
Lost: Lafleur
Joe's Lost Thoughts By Joe Oesterle
March 05, 2009
Source: JoeArtistWriter
Sawyer (Josh Holloway) takes center stage in LOST: LAFLEUR(2009).
© Mania.com/Josh Gordon
Hello my fellow LOST junkies, and how is everybody feeling? Looks like we’re going to have to wait on determining if Ben’s a good guy or a bad guy and start deciding if we’re all onboard for domesticatedly blissful Sawyer, and his new main squeeze, Juliet.
Let’s Get This Out of the Way Now
I guess there’s no real reason for me to say I told you so, but I did tell everyone that Sawyer was going to get him some Juliet before Kate and Jack got back. Maybe I’m just going to crow about predicting that particular event just in case my hunch about Ben wearing a white hat at the end turns out to be untrue.
Sawyer’s Transformation
What was it that Ben said to Sawyer last season? Something along the lines of off the island he’s just another trailer trash con-man, but as long as he remains on the island he’s a handsome swashbuckling hero. Something like that anyway. It looks like our favorite enigmatic, manipulating, bug-eyed monkey friend was prophetic about that one. It would appear to me that James Ford, aka Sawyer has blossomed – like a beautiful flower, or as the French or Creole would say, “La Fleur.”
It also looks like our intrepid time-traveling left-behind’ers made one last and lengthy jump before Locke was able to spin the magic donkey wheel for the final time. Tell ‘em what they won, Skip!
(Skip, the deep-voiced game show announcer) “They’ve won a jump from possibly twenty five hundred years in the past back up to the year 1974! As seventies icon, Jimmy J.J. Walker used to say, DY-NO-MITE!!!!”
That Seventies Show
Ahhh 1974 - those were simpler times, mass-murderer Ted Bundy was still on the loose, poor little rich girl Patty Hearst gets kidnapped, and subsequently becomes a gun-toting member of the Symbionese Liberation Army and Gerald Ford caused a national furor when he pardons Nixon for any involvement he may have had during the Watergate scandal. Seriously, compared to 2009, those were simpler times.
Anyway, before we got popped back into “That Seventies Show,” the gang noticed the rear view of a giant Egyptian-looking statue. It was quite possibly the backside of the god of mummification, god of afterlife and god of war, Anubis. Those Egyptian gods wore a lot of hats on their animal heads back then. Anubis is often depicted with the body of a man, and the head of a jackal. He is also often pictured carrying an ankh – which is the ancient Egyptian symbol of eternal life, and also closely resembles that symbol musician, Prince used to go by, shortly after he became irrelevant.
If It Walks Like An Egpytian…
Now it may not be Anubis – it could also be a god with the body of a man and the head of a falcon. That particular god, was the god of the skies, and I wouldn’t even mention him if his name weren’t Horus. Kind of like Horace, as in Horace Goodspeed.
I do see is a trend - and a very Egyptian trend at that. We saw Hurley painting a Sphinx last week; we’ve seen hieroglyphics in the hatch, and on the temple, now we’re seeing Egyptian gods, and Egyptian ankhs. I wonder if there is anyone old enough on this island who might be able to explain some of the mysteries. Richard’s pretty old according to Juliet, but the guy wears so much eyeliner, he seems a bit out of touch. I haven’t seen a man wear that much eyeliner since Joel Grey’s sexually ambiguous song and dance man in Cabaret or Yul Brynner back in the Ten Commandments.
Wait a tick, Yul Brynner was a Pharaoh in the Ten Commandments, and unless I’m very much mistaken, that Pharaoh was also – wait for it – EGYPTIAN! Was that the famously ignored four-toed, pre- considerable damage four-toed, statue we caught a glimpse of last night? I think we’re going to start getting some answers here soon. At least as to why Richard wears makeup.
We’re on a Song We Don’t Want to Be On. I Hope it’s Not The Pina Coloda Song
The nose bleeding has stopped, the headaches are gone, but not the heartbreaks. Pitiable Dan Faraday is disconsolate after his beloved Charlotte just vanished in front of him after she died. If only Locke had been able to move that wheel an hour earlier, Charlotte could have been saved. That’s got to be maddening to an already imbalanced doctor of Time Travelology. That’s the kind of thing that could start a guy into freaking out a little red-haired girl into never forgetting she lived on an island for brief time when she was young even though her mommy told her it was all in her head. She will always remember this scary old guy who kept frightening her with ominous pleas of never returning to the island, because, at least for her, this place is death.
Way Better Than Kate
By the way, even though I predicted Sawyer was going to be with Juliet, I didn’t think I’d be pulling for the romance the way I am now. I assumed it would be more along the lines of Sawyer finding comfort in the arms of the only other woman on the island. He couldn’t possibly fall for Juliet. She was just really effing annoying. I don’t know why I didn’t like her before, I knew she was hot, but she was doing nothing for me.
I knew she was bright, but I didn’t care. I saw she’d had a rough time with Ben, but I didn’t sympathize. I could tell she hurt because she couldn’t save the pregnant mothers or their babies, but I was unmoved.
I hated her cloying pursed lip smile - the one she knew damn well would emphasize her dimples, and I like dimples on chicks, but regardless of what she did, bikini shot on the beach, mud wrestling scene with Kate, she did nothing for me.
She’s different this season though. Actually she’s been different since the freighter blew up and we saw her getting hammered on a bottle of Dharma vodka. Maybe this girl just needs a few belts to loosen up. Whatever she’s been through, she finally has a calming effect on situations rather than a grating one. She’s now a soothing presence, comforting, reassuring. I’m now pro Juliet.
The girl can fix a van, deliver a baby, sets a mean table, and she’ll shoot your enemies dead before they put a hole in you. This chick’s a keeper.
I know I had flown the Skater flag before, but that’s when I foolishly assumed there were only two possibilities here. Let the Haters have Jack and Kate – that ain’t going to work anyway, regardless of the aggressive open mouth kiss Kate laid on Jack the night before the 316 Ajira flight.
Kate’s a user of guys. Realize it. She’s no good for anyone. Let’s hope they both see the truth before it’s too late.
No Tree Huggers in This Hippie Outfit
Meanwhile back at Dharma, Phil and Jerry are entertaining a young girl with a Geronimo Jackson tee shirt and a pan full of fresh, and since it’s the seventies, I’ll assume hallucinogenic, brownies. The girls know how to party down in Dharma Town.
And what do we see on the monitor screen? The normally straight laced, fearless leader, Horace Goodspeed smashed out of his gourd on probably the same Dharma vodka that had such a calming effect on Juliet – and he’s blowing up trees with dynamite. OF COURSE! IT WAS THE TREES ALL ALONG! HOW BLIND WE WERE NOT TO SEE IT. WE COULN’T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE PROVERBIAL TRESS. IT’S ALWAYS THE GODDAMN TREES! BLOW UP THOSE TREES HORACE, SAVE THE ISLAND.
Or, maybe he was just drunk. I’ve blown up lots of things when I was drunk. (But I have also always secretly blamed the trees.)
Sawyer is the Man
Sawyer/La Fleur to the rescue. Now we know how Jin and Dan infiltrated the D.I. in the first place. Sawyer saved the day again with one of his lies.
Last week I mentioned how Locke is only capable of the truth, while Ben works best when constantly working in lies. Sawyer on the other hand plays both games very well. He’s a straight shooter most of the time, except when he’s on the clock lying. Then it’s all business, all lying, and it saves the day once again.
First we see Sawyer flim-flam ol’ Horace into believing he’s a ship’s captain of a
salvage rig that washed ashore searching for the fabled Black Rock. Next he walks out to the ageless Pharaoh, Richard Alpert, and gains his trust and confidence with a couple fun facts about Jughead and John Locke.
It was interesting to see Alpert’s face when Sawyer greeted him on a first name basis, especially when we already saw Horace and Richard greet each other with the more formal and polite, “mister” . It put Alpert off balance just long enough for Sawyer to get a handle on the situation. Alpert believed Sawyer/La Fleur, and it was fun to see one of the Lost’ies finally have the upper hand on these Others.
So three years after saving Amy from a murderous duo of Others, she’s all knocked up with Horace’s kid, and Sawyer talks Juliet into delivering the baby. Juliet doesn’t believe in herself anymore, but Sawyer does – and it’s a boy. A boy who would be roughly 27 years old when the Oceanic lands on the beach in 2004- more on that later. Juliet had Sawyer’s back during the gunplay earlier, and Sawyer repaid her by restoring her own faith in herself. Yay for them.
That Sawyer, man. He’s transformed… like a flower, or as the French or Creole say – what I did that one already? Well too bad, because it’s worth another mention. Sawyer La Fleur has become the swashbuckling flower hero he was always meant to be.
It’s unclear if Miles ever jumped on that sub to Tahiti, but we know Jin, Daniel, Juliet and Sawyer all stayed behind to fight the good fight, and wait for the return of the Oceanic 5, plus Locke.
By the way, speaking of that submarine, did you see how Sawyer laid on that Don Johnson-esque charm of his to convince Juliet to stay? It’s almost as if Juliet hadn’t even thought about Sawyer in that way before. She built the proverbial fortress around her heart since Jack hurt her, now she’s looking at Sawyer, not as a foxhole ally, but as a man. A confident, sexy, sensitive, heroic man - with a smile as wide as the mighty Mississip, and twice as grand. A man with a lot of love to give and now he’s finally giving it to someone who he’s not intentionally hurting, or someone who won’t hurt him back. Sigh. I haven’t had a man crush like this since Sawyer’s prototype, Han Solo.
Finally Sawyer is happy. This is who James Ford might have been if Locke’s father, aka Tom Sawyer hadn’t used his considerable charms to con little James’ mother out of the family savings and eventually lead to her murder in front of the frightened hiding little boy. And isn’t that what James Ford aka Sawyer has been his whole life until landing on this island. He was just a frightened little boy.
Why I do declare, that little Jimmy Ford has transformed from a terrified young lad into a loving, monogamous sweetheart. It’s as if he has blossomed into what the French, or the Creole would call, - Oh yeah, I did that bit twice already.
Well anyway, he has blossomed, and nothing will ever taint the aroma or blemish the splendor of this new La Fleur.
(Ring Ring Ring) “Hello Jin, yeah it’s me Sawyer why you calling me so early in the morning…..me- oh nothing just enjoying some idyllic post coitus spooning with my one and only lady love, Juliet, so why are you calling?.... Who, who and WHOOOO! Son of a bitch.”
Rut Ro’oh
By the way, right before Sawyer picks a flower (la fleur) for his new sweet babboo, we see one man moving a black chess piece. Symbolic? Foreshadowing? As they used to say in the glory days of the seventies, you bet your sweet bippy.
So That Makes Horace And Amy’s Child…..
Absolutely no one we’ve seen before. Seriously I did the math. The guy would be about 27 when the Oceanic plane crashes, and Karl is too young, Ethan’s too old. Let’s all assume it isn’t anyone we’ve seen yet. And if it does turn out to be Jacob, I’ll be pissed. Just wanted to get that out there for Carlton and Damon, because I know they live for this column of mine, and they hang on my every word.
So until next week, fire up your Hi-Def TV, (Imperative if trying to determine if Josh Holloway is wearing a fake beard for half of the episode.) make sure you hit the record function on your TiVo, (For multiple viewings, and freeze framing purposes immediately after watching the show the first time.) keep your laptop nearby, (You’ll never know when you might need to Google the difference between a falcon-headed god and a jackal-headed god.) load up that bong, or Dharma brownies as the case may be, (For some of us, LOST isn’t our only drug of choice.) and get ready to get LOST.
Great review Joe!! I have to agree. I'm glad Sawyer got with Juliette. Blonds are much better and she's the total package. I couldn't care less about this statue garbage and who or what the baby turns into i'm sure they are all just devices to make up think past the main story line. But I like your thoughts on RIchard being a Pharoah. Makes sense...olive complextion and all that eye make up.
But big kudos to how Sawyer handled everything. Just like the O6 they have their own lie and they actually handled it much better than the 6. I mean look at how messed up the O6 are. I hope he stays with Juliette but we know he'll go back to boring old Kate.
Keep up the good reviews. Your getting better every week!!