Han so old he talks Republic politics with the Millenieum Falcon's empty captain chair.

Han's so old Leia is convinced his dong is still frozen in carbonite?

I hope that han doesn't die, it would ruin all the tie in books. I really, really, really, really hope that they make lots of animated films thta cover the books. ZAHN BABY!!!!

Han is so old, Yoda makes fun of how old he looks.

Han so old he ain't sure who shot first

 Han so old he tells the Jedi younglings to get off his lawn.

Han so old he had to go to Florida to get a driver's license for the Millenium Falcon

Okay, I'm starting to wish longingly for the return of the Chuck Facts now.

 Han so old when he says he did it 4 times in one night he's talking about getting up to take a piss.

Han so sold he spends his time on the bridge yelling at all X wing fighters to slow down