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Machete Kills Update

The sequel as its ladies

By Robert T. Trate     April 19, 2012
Source: Horror Asylum


Danny Trejo returns in Machete Kills
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Whilst Robert Rodriguez (Sin City) is hard at work trying to snag such stars as Mel Gibson (Signs) and Michelle Williams (Shutter Island) for roles in his new Grindhouse sequel Machete Kills he'll also be trying to tease hottie actresses Jessica Alba -below (Sin City) and Michelle Rodriguez -below (Resident Evil) to return to the franchise to reprise their roles from the first installment. The sexy duo are being tapped to return as Sartana and Luz respectively. Danny Trejo is already on board to return in the title role as the kick-ass ex-Federale Machete Cortez. Let's hope Robert is successful in his battle to secure the duo to return because there is nothing wrong with clapping eyes on two gorgeous ladies especially if Alba will once herself appear naked (albeit digitally) as she did in the original.
The Plot: The new film finds Machete recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.

 

Thanks to Chopsaki for the submission.

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thezillaman 4/19/2012 1:09:24 PM

this is so lame , i feel sorry for the people who will pay to watch this Grind House garbage trash movie. i like R.R but this stupidity of a film just makes me wonder is R.R realy that bored? he could have brought us a creature feature, worth the time and even our money, instead he rolls out this big pile of SHIT..... i gues M.G must be bored as well if he does this crap,...

therockdltj 4/19/2012 3:01:45 PM

Machete was fucking awesome and I can't wait to watch the sequal!

Wyldstaar 4/19/2012 6:42:23 PM

Seriously thezillaman?  That sort of statement is hard to take seriously from a guy who's name and avatar are taken from movies featuring a guy in a rubber lizard suit who tramples a miniature version of Tokyo every few years.  How are those any better?

shac2846 4/19/2012 9:42:17 PM

Machette was terrible IMO can't wait to skip the sequal!

thezillaman 4/20/2012 3:22:15 AM

@Wyldstar, don't let yuour Mangina get in the way o.k. all GODZILLA MOVIES are better million times more than this Dumb ass Machete film. personaly  i was talking about hou i feel about machete. and hey it's your money go watch this steamy pile of SHIT who cares ohhh you. god now wait for the movie get your Mangina off to your likings i could care less.just never compare THE KING OF MONSTERS to a retard like Machete.. i don't expect for you to grasp much even from the anti mexican political view Machete and co. so poorly triyed to get across to us the real latinos, that was a joke and no matter how much gore they put out in this grind house garbage in the end to me it is what it is. and to me its GARBAGE, this puto Machete will fade out again soon.

goldeneyez 4/20/2012 6:47:04 AM

 I loved Machete for what it was and look foward to the sequel.

Wiseguy 4/20/2012 6:47:35 AM

I tried watching Machete. I mean I tend to enjoy some of this grindhouse stuff most of the time, at least when I'm in the mood for it. But yeah I couldn't get passed the first 15 minutes or so. Maybe in the future I'll make another attempt if I'm in a better mood for it. But those 15 minutes were pretty grueling

As of now I'm with shac and will be looking forward to skipping this sequel

domino2008 4/22/2012 12:38:53 AM

sound like a tax write-off to me, and  a way to laundry money on  a useless film !

alienstatue 4/22/2012 6:47:05 PM

 Kind of off subject but still related: It bugs the sh^t out of me that Machete gets a sequel from Rodriguez, but QT never stepped up and gave us the Vega brothers movie with Madsen and Travolta! 

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