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With a little over a month before Machete shoots his way into theaters, 20th Century Fox has revealed a new redband trailer for the release. Check it out below courtesy of IGN Movies. Based on the Danny Trejo-led faux trailer from Grindhouse, the action film stars Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson and Steven Seagal. Helmers Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis split the directing duties based on a story that Rodriguez wrote.
Plot Concept: The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
Machete will hit theaters September 3, 2010.
Thanks to Calibur454 for the submission.
Say, just curious... If he made long cut into and through the abdominal cavity, how would he then have a secured a long enough small bowel segment to pull the length of the hallway? And even if he did make a clean cut, how in the heat of the moment was he able to reach in locate and separate the small bowel from the terminal illium or pyloric sphincter with his bare hand and then pull straight out without knoting? In all fairness it might have worked easier if Machete had bent the man over, cut in through the anus and rectum and secured the large intestine, but his hand is probably too large for this procedure, and then there's the matter of contective tissues secured to the large bowel. Also, the small bowel tends to tear when used as load bearing device. This former combat medic has a raised an eyebrow to this matter, and I beleive that I'm due an explanation Mr. Rodriguez.
Really? Its a movie called "Machete" Where a guy carries a bunch of Machetes in holsters and rides a motorcycle with a gatling gun attached, but you can't get passed the logic of the way he cuts into someone?
I really no longer have any hope for humanity.
hey muenster.........u know why he was able to do all that?...........because he's MACHETE!!!!
OHHH so this is Rodriguez payoff/payback to Trejo for dying early in the "PREDATORS"
Actually, his payback for dying in pretty much every Rodriquez movie he has ever done. He and Cheech Marin are probably the only guys that have been killed twice in one franchise. He owe them big time.
xenomorph: "That scene with the intestine says it all."
That's what I was thinking, at least until I read Muensters post lol.
super sweet like we need another reason to see this movie