What a great read!! Helped put the right perspective into this. Glad they did this before any of these guys kicked the bucket too. They really need seagal tho to make my nostalgia of the 80's actionness complete..... Then and only then, may they get old, and eat til they get SO fat that someone gets the urge to hold them hostage, sew up their butthole, feed them to death, and write "Gluttony" on the wall.











I've always said the trailer for these films should simply line these guys up, make each one step up in turn to a microphone, and have each one try to pronounce the word "Expendables".