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hanso 8/17/2012 10:55:18 AM

 Mythos, I agree with you but what can I say, I'm looking forward to the split and hoping he wears one of those tights he was always wearing in his flicks back in the day.  Like in Double Impact, when the mofo was a gym instructor.  Ah the good old days of JCVD.

DarthBob 8/17/2012 11:19:09 AM

I guess MrJbE is a subject matter expert on monkey balls; I wouldn't be able to make that comparison because I have no experience with them. This movie will be better than TDKR and why? Because the Expendables do what they're supposed to, kick a$$ and not take themselves so serious in the process! What did Batman do in TDKR? Nothing! He stopped being Batman because of that pretentious pseudo director NOlan. Batman was like Captain Jack Sparrow in POTC, he ran around for two hours and did absolutely nothing in the process. E2 will be hokey, corny and cliché; but will be 10 times better than TDKR!

ElBaz13 8/17/2012 12:06:11 PM

I loved Hard Target. John Woo's first north american movie. Lance Henriksen. etc.. Loved JCVD in that one.

I can't wait to hear the posts from you guys after seeing this. I think my facial hair just grew reading this article.

monkeyfoot 8/17/2012 12:11:11 PM

Am I allowed to comment?


monkeyfoot 8/17/2012 12:14:34 PM

Hey; it worked this time!

Apparently I'm not allowed to speak about the sensual exctasy of certain monkey body parts. The site keeps deleting them. But if it will let me: they are delicious!

hanso 8/17/2012 12:23:21 PM

Hard Target was awesome, it had Van Damme rockin the mullet and its about hunting hobos down.  I still remember the trailer, "How does it feel to be hunted?  You tell me!"  Henriksen was the villain and I think the guy that played the Mummy was in it too.  The movie is worth it just for the mullet.

hanso 8/17/2012 12:29:31 PM

 To me Van Damme was at his best when starting with Bloodsport and ending with TimeCop.  After that he did StreetFighter and went down hill, although I enjoyed Sudden Death.

lazarus 8/17/2012 12:41:14 PM

I just got back from seeing this and can tell you Jet Li doesn't die.

I call also tell you I have only one word for the film. MANTASTIC!!!!!

It was awesome. That is all.

lazarus 8/17/2012 12:41:46 PM

call = can

Wiseguy 8/17/2012 1:06:16 PM

Yet to see the first but this was tons of fun. Lots of one liners, doesn't take itself too serious, some pretty good fights. I wish Jet Li had more fight scenes. Chuck is just a bad ass, Statham had a really good fight scene.

And JCVD was great as the bad guy. First time I've liked him in a film since like Time Cop, last film of his that I think I actually enjoyed.

Saw TDKR too. That was funny but unintentional

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