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  • Starring: Nicholas Hoult, Ewan McGregor, Eleanor Tomlinson, Stanley Tucci, Eddie Marsan and Ian McShane
  • Written by: Darren Lemke, David Dobkin, Christopher McQuarrie and Dan Studney
  • Directed by: Bryan Singer
  • Studio: Warner Bros.
  • Rating: PG-13
  • Run Time: 114 minutes
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Mania Review: Jack the Giant Slayer

Fee. Fi. Fo. Meh.

By Rob Vaux     March 01, 2013

 Jack the Giant Slayer  demonstrates the perils of too many cooks in the kitchen. Oft-delayed and interminably second-guessed, it arrives with groupthink plastered all over its milquetoast surface. It’s a project with a sound concept that needed an extra twist to become something special. The process of bringing it to screen slowly and methodically beat that all-important step out of it.

We’re left with a sort of Lord of the Rings lite, an epic fantasy adventure that settles for the expected and predictable when wonder and amazement are called for. The first signs of trouble appear before the credits role, with a complicated backstory rendered in indifferent animation about a long-ago war between giants and humans. The war now belongs to myth but the giants – exiled to a mystic realm in the sky – never truly went away. Cut to Jack (Nicholas Hoult), an unassuming farmboy who finds himself in possession of a handful of magic beans…

You all know the story, which the movie uses as the bare-frame skeleton of its plot. Director Bryan Singer and his posse of writers deserve credit for actually turning such a slight beginning into a viable narrative. Singer also finds the right tone for the piece, something  witty and fun with an innate understanding of how fairy tales work. We know the steps – a beanstalk sprouts, a princess is lost and the unassuming Jack needs to cowboy up and show the world what he’s made of. Singer works hard to epitomize those notions while imbuing them with something richer and deeper to hold our attention.

Unfortunately, it never really takes hold. We’ve seen our share of fantasy landscapes like the kind lying at the top of that beanstalk, and while the evil giants look fantastic, the story’s predictable nature limits them to run-of-the-mill villainy. So too does the array of political schemes in the human kingdom fail to hold our attention, despite Stanley Tucci working overtime as an evil advisor to the well-meaning king (Ian McShane). They pad the screen time adequately, but treacherous second-in-commands are hardly the stuff of innovative filmmaking.

The same can be said of Jack’s burgeoning heroics: rescuing the princess fair and trying to stop a giant invasion in the process. Hoult possesses charisma to spare, but he can’t make much out of his character’s generic nice-guy qualities. Ewan McGregor struggles as well, playing a palace guardsman as dutiful Han Solo to Hoult’s Luke Skywalker. You can see the cast checking out one by one, as initial enthusiasm gives way to resolute drudgery and interest in the project wanes under its increasing banalities.

Speaking of which, a lot of last-minute shifts in the movie’s tone pop up throughout its run-of-the-mill storyline. Singer apparently wanted do something a little more hard-core, but the powers that be decided somewhere along the way to move in a more family-friendly direction. We get repeated set-ups for something dark and a little twisted, something evoking the grim side of the Brothers Grimm. Then the camera cuts away from the money shot, saving the PG-13 rating, but chickening out on its own premises and leaving the audience quietly frustrated in the process.

The larger storyline feels similar, with Singer’s auteurial instincts vanishing beneath bland, safe directing decisions.  Jack the Giant Slayer quickly loses any belief in its own distinctiveness. Instead, it opts for lazy decisions in keeping with the corporate playbook: too afraid of upsetting any potential demographics to find an original point of view.

Hollywood knows how to give its product a pleasing sheen, and the technical elements on display are as polished as you’ll see. Then again, we don’t see anything here that The Lord of the Rings didn’t do with more excitement and imagination, to say nothing of the numerous less successful fantasy films that followed in its wake. Jack the Giant Slayer improves on the worst of them, with a basic competence that will prevent you from turning away. But with so many better examples so easily available – including the superior Oz the Great and Terrible just a week away – we don’t have to put up with the incessant hand-wringing that undoes this disappointing misfire.  Jack the Giant Slayer stands as testament to filmmaking as product: hollow, soulless and merely pantomiming the brilliant storytelling it claims as its mantle.

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lracors 3/1/2013 1:13:17 AM

I'm passing on this for Stoker.

wish 3/1/2013 5:13:03 AM

I'm normally a big fan of Brian Singer, this choice of direction for him confounded me and I think I'll be right beside Iracors this weekend for Stoker.........after skiing.........it really is too bad it's not getting good reviews, I didn't have much faith in it but I still think it could have been a "giant" itself but oh well.......Sam Raimi gets a shot at my money soon and I hope he earns it, it's been too long since he put out a quality film.

DarthBob 3/1/2013 5:52:47 AM

This looks awful

monkeyfoot 3/1/2013 6:36:19 AM

This looks like something I would go to see at the theaters. It also looks like something families and a male audience might enjoy too. I'd predict it will be a comfortable no. 1 come Monday. I'd predict that but usually my b.o. predictions are wrong.  Not sure if I'll get to it this weekend though. I am definitely going to Oz next weekend.

CyanideRush 3/1/2013 7:15:25 AM

  It's actually really good. I'll go a head and completely disagree with Rob's review; this is a solid B to B .

violator14 3/1/2013 8:55:25 AM

 Sounds about right from my own judgement of the trailers (cool action and visuals, but just whatever script). This is definitely one of those "We need to smoke a J and watch this" kind of movie for you to really enjoy it. hah

almostunbiased 3/1/2013 1:10:02 PM

I am taking my son this weekend.  I think we'll have fun.

 

blankczech 3/1/2013 3:38:21 PM

 I was surprised to see this mentioned alongside Lord of the Rings in Rob's review even if it was in an unfavorable light.  I never took it that seriously.  Watching the trailers repeatedly on TV for the past couple of months made me think more of  "Wrath of the Titans."  

I don't think there's anything wrong with lightening up and dumbing down action, adventure, sci-fi and horror movies to make them family friendly.  I'm an old coot and my love of movies started when I was a young boy...running off to countless Saturday Matinees to see things like "Them", "It Came from Outer Space." "This Island Earth," "The House on Haunted Hill," etc.   Boys ages 9-14 don't want to see "Finding Nemo," "Brave," every time they go to the theater...they want more movies like "The Avengers."  Unfortunately there aren't many of those movies out there anymore.  Either it's kiddie stuff or films with situations not suited for pre-teens or early teens.

Like Monkeyfoot I suspect this movie will do well at the box office this weekend.

elephantbird 3/1/2013 5:46:52 PM

 My kids loved it.    And they're basically the age group that this movie really caters to.    I can understand why they always cut away when the giants eat people.   ( Note they do eat people, the movie just doesn't show the gory details )

Myself, I thought it was an entertaining popcorn movie.   Definitely "Lord of the Rings-lite", but that's not really a bad thing.   This movie doesn't try to reach for the stars.  ( and would probably fall on its face if it tried )    Instead it goes for what it can achieve and bullseyes the target audience while being entertaining enough that the adults don't get bored.

TALIS 3/1/2013 7:21:34 PM

 I'd like to know how Oz is a superior movie when its not even out yet.  Bad form.

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