Mania Grade: A-
Rated: Unrated
Cast: Jonathan Schaech, Venus Terzo
Writer: Bentley Little
Director: Peter Medak
Distributor: Anchor Bay
Original Year of Release: 2007
Extras: Audio Commenary, Making-of Featurette, Make-up Featurette, Photo gallery
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Rated: Unrated
Cast: Jonathan Schaech, Venus Terzo
Writer: Bentley Little
Director: Peter Medak
Distributor: Anchor Bay
Original Year of Release: 2007
Extras: Audio Commenary, Making-of Featurette, Make-up Featurette, Photo gallery
Buy it now!
MASTERS OF HORROR: The Washingtonians
By: Tim JansonReview Date: Saturday, September 15, 2007
I have to admit, The Washingtonians had me going until about halfway through the episode. I thought I was watching a straight horror, but even better, it turned out to be an outrageous black comedy-horror that is deftly handled by Director Peter Medak. The teleplay was written by Richard Chizmar and co-star, Jonathan Schaech, and based on a story by Bentley Little. Mike and Pam Franks have inherited Mike’s grandmother’s house in Virginia and move there with their daughter Amy. The house is filled with all sorts of antiques and early American artifacts. Mike makes a surprise discovery behind a painting of George Washington. Hidden beneath the canvas is a letter in which the writer talks about eating the flesh of children. It is signed with the initials “G.W.” and also includes a fork that appears to be carved out of human bone.
Mike shows the letter to Samuel, a friend of his grandfathers, and Samuel asks…no, DEMANDS that mike sell the letter. Mike refuses and that’s when the trouble begins. Soon a gang of men dressed in Colonial American costumes is banging on his door, demanding he turn over the letter. Mike and his family flee back to their home but the trouble doesn’t end. He shares the letter with a history professor friend who tells him his family is in great danger from the Washingtonians! The professor reveals that George Washington, the father of our country, was, in truth, a cannibal! George had a taste for virgin flesh and his symbol of a “cherry” tree made me laugh out loud and realize the director had pulled one over on me. Cherry tree…virgin flesh…that’s gold!
Mike soon finds out that this cannibalistic cult of Washingtonians still thrives today and his grandparents were both members. Does mike turn over the letter and keep Washington’s secret safe or does he keep it hidden and become the main course at their next gathering?
I loved how the story drew on Da Vinci Code influence. In that blockbuster, the secret society are protecting the truth about Jesus, here they are protecting the outrageous secret that Washington ate human flesh! He apparently acquired the taste during that hostile winter at Valley Forge…
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Benjamin Franklin had bodies buried in, and around his house...this is a historical fact. Was he a serial killer, a grave robber...or into ritual sacrifice...or something else even more sinister??? So, it makes me wonder, is this Masters Of Horror segment just an interesting horror tale, or the actual truth about something real???
P.S.-Even the Pilgrims resorted to cannibalism...so, maybe there is more than meets the eye here!!!