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Pseudobulbar Paraphroneogenesis: Uncontrollable Laughing at the Insanity of Existence.

JessicaChobot Nude!
(Tue 04/01/2008 04:02pm)


Oh YeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

*puff* *gaze into left hand's eyes* so .. uh, what are you thinking?

(uh, ixnay on the oonerspaying, ompanycay in the sylumAe- Ed)

oh do excuse me, where are my manners.

*don purple bath robe*

*punch Ed in the nose*

Hello Lunatiks!

(that's Maniacs - Ed)

You say potatoe I say piss off Ed.

The connoisseurs among you may Remember this photo from Jessica Chobot's bikini video shoot..





(yes, wasn't it at that point in your existence that some of you decided you wanted to change careers and become professional bikini bottom clasp-rings? - Ed)

And it would have worked too if those bloody Wonder Twins would have co-operated.

Anyway, apparently during this shoot some unscrupulous bloke had uh accidentally placed a well position video-cam on in Jessica's changing room.

And A VIDEO OF JESSICA CHOBOT NUDE! was born.

and now it has found its way onto the net and into my purple gloved mitts.

..Oh ..Thank ..GOD.

For the puritans out there, the door is to the right, don't let it hit your head while my purple boot hits your ass repeatedly on the way out. 

For the rest of you Maniacs, life is too short and often cruel, to deny ourselves this sort of pleasurable angelic thing.  I find.

Speaking of which I would personally like to thank God for creating Chobot and in particular her eyes, visage, nose, neck, legs, hips, boobies and vagina.

I'm taking this as proof that there is most DEFINITELY a God and it is a man, with an exceptional sense of proportion.

(or a lesbian  - Ed)

or a lesbian, but you know, one with excellent non-lumberjack taste.

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh do excuse me.

AND SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU OR ADO EVEN THE VIDEO OF JESSICA CHOBOT NUDE!

Thank You Jessica!


regards,

Michael X. Maelstrom.

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