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Name:
Michael Maelstrom
 
Date Joined:
November 9, 2006
 
Last Login:
September 4, 2009
 
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motto: Semper ubi sub ubi ubique.


theme song: listen (realplayer required -Ed)


Punch Here to transport your molecules to Maelstrom HQ

(mXm's Maniac chatroom)

 
Location:
Location: /Inside Your Head/
(the call is coming from ..inside ..your ..head - Ed)
 
Sex:
Male
 
Favorite Sci-Fi Movie:
Ridley Scott's Blade Runner
 
Favorite Horror Movie:
John Carpenter's Halloween
 
Favorite Genre TV Show:
Ron D. Moore's Battlestar Galactica
 
Favorite Anime:
Hideyuki Kikuchi's Darkside Blues
 
Favorite Comic Book:
Warren Ellis' The Authority
 
Favorite Manga, Book, or Graphic Novel:
William Gibson's Neuromancer
 
Favorite Video Game:
Sega's Lunacy
 
Must Have DVD:
Stanley Kubrick's Clockwork Orange
 


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themovielord 5/20/2007 10:11:27 PM
What do you think of the 2008 Joker? I love it.
spammityspam 5/29/2007 3:04:42 PM
Oh, you're funny. I think I'll keep you.
laforcer69@yahoo.com_home 3/1/2008 12:22:43 PM
Why I did not add you as a friend along time ago baffles me...You by far are one of the most creative/talented free thinking people at this site...Anyways I like your stuff and keep it coming... Michael
StarlightGuard 6/30/2008 4:50:33 AM
Hey -- Eureka's awesome. Thanks for the link to Maniac Mansion Deluxe. I'll have to go get it. If Tom Welling could fill the role of Superman in the theater, well I'm not certain about it. (That's because, after 7 seasons, I'm too used to him whining and bitching about how he can't jump Lana, and how Lana won't jump him, or Supergirl, or whatever.) Routh isn't bad as Superman, though. (Recast Lois! Use the chick from Smallville as the next Lois!)
StarlightGuard 8/9/2008 6:04:37 PM
A comedy team on paper? Just on paper? We desperately need a good comedy team here. American sketch comedy hasn't been very good...at all. Saturday Night Live has had its moments, don't get me wrong, but...well Monty Python in just a few years did more than SNL, Mad TV, and the rest has ever created. And "Hamlet 2" is the first movie in YEARS that actually looks funny to me. You're obviously tech saavy, mxm, and if you've got the material, I say gather up everything and everyone and start making truly messed up YouTube material. I'd do that myself...if I had a satellite link up, video production abilities on my computer....and the money to pay for all that crap.
michaelxaviermaelstrom 8/10/2008 12:56:48 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(n) we can reply in our comments section now? weeell, that's new. Danke Starlight, I would like to set up an askew comedy troup you know, if I could keep my head on right side up for more than a fortnight. (or a fortsecond even - Ed) but realistically in my current state, I'd probably effectively sabotage the show, disembowel the producers, incinerate the group's fellow writers, and blow up the audience. oh I'd feel bad about it a day later (maybe - Ed) but an increasing lack of impulse control, a rampant megalomaniacal sense of showmanship and a general loathing for the masses? combined with _no oversight_ (if produced for Youtube or the like) that's not a healthy combination, not for a comedy troup anyway. For a criminal empire on the other hand.. I recognize all the comedy (and otherwise) writer elements in *You* though mate, from my saner daze with a lunatik writing troup though, I think we'd 'ave 'ad a blast, you know between inevitably trying to find new ingenious ways of offing eachother. (I call dibs on cuting my clown car's break lines, no wait) so while you're relatively sane, I say go for it mate! There's not much cost involved, You can get started with YouTube productions for next to nothin, all you need is a digital cam, hell a pc cam with a looooong USB extension cable to run outside and into your nubile neighbors windows should get ya started! uh not that I'd know personally. oh no. not I. mXm Post Script: I sent a "modifiied" version of this reply to your profile's comments section area. You know, to fuck with your memory. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (-- *point left*. *jog right --)
michaelxaviermaelstrom 8/10/2008 1:17:26 PM
and since we're able to reply now. (and by "we" he means all 100 of his personalities - Ed) (-TheMovieLord-) I freakin love it. Hell I'm still coming! (-Spammity Spam-) damn _I miss_ your intelligence, wit ..and your hot complexion wench. ..not so much your lack of willingness to show your boobies though. Oh well, I'll see you in my dreams. (-Mlaforcer-) Aw shucks, Tnx! (really) much appreciated; right back at ya mate! P.S: you also show an alarming lack of willingness to your your boobies. mXm
StarlightGuard 8/10/2008 1:59:25 PM
Yeah I post replies in both blogs and profile sites. JUST IN CASE...cause you never know...It could get confusing...I hope not. I have no digital cameras...well a point and shoot standard camera but that's it. (Had to take get my avatar from somewhere, and that was a photography experiment...it's one of my novelty lamps lit up and time lapsed a little.) I learned a long time ago that, though I'd like to have my own little group, I'm also such a bastard when other people involved cause I always feel I KNOW BETTER. It's a handicap. I wrote one script with a friend, and we decided that I just work better alone. I think back to my high school days and remember, though I can't share writing duties, me and the others in our little group could riff off each other and try to one up each other. We all had our little quirks and talents, but we could never actually sit down and agree on something written. Oh well. The best stuff comes from tossing ideas around in my opinion. It's all free form, it's like jazz, and it's always either brilliant or terrible. (And no egos or such get in the way.)
StarlightGuard 8/10/2008 6:22:33 PM
I've had an idea. It was brought on by two things: 1. I read the last DVD Shopping Bag, and saw a release that wasn't included. "Nim's Island." I saw that in theaters, and it was really good. 2. An unhealthy fondness for all things in the adult film genre. Well, not all things. We all have our limits, and the really FREAKY things is where I draw my line. So if I was to present something for mania, I'd possibly call it "Outside The Mania Stream." Yes, a subtle play on the term Main Stream, but in this case outside of our limited fanboy perspectives. I believe I'd start by suggesting Nim's Island for regular viewers, and for those that enjoy adult features, there's the upcoming Pirates 2 from hardcore company Digital Playground. Hey, even G4 runs "Attack of the Show - After Dark" which likes to feature hot women. And there's the sex tips. It was funny, the one guy who looked very insecure "I looked in my girlfriend's dresser, and there were just magnum condoms! Should I be worried?" My answer would've been YES! SHE'S GOT HIGH SEXPECTATIONS! YOU'RE JUST A PONY RIDE AT THE PETTING ZOO! Ah I kid. It's what I do. But, seriously, girls we can't have, technology we want, action figures we play with, movies we worship, blogs we write: it's all compensation for the real lives we fanboys don't have. :) (Further proof humanity is doomed.)
StarlightGuard 9/3/2008 5:44:23 PM
According to this, it's been 24 days since we've been graced with a blast of refreshing madness.<BR /><BR />Should we send out search parties, maelstrom?
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