MacGuyver SuperAction MultiTool

By: michaelxaviermaelstrom
Date: Wednesday, January 24, 2007

*NOTICE* *NOTICE* *NOTICE* *NOTICE* *NOTICE* *NOTICE* *NOTICE*

(Did you Notice? - Ed)

Bugger off Ed.

*tug down on shirt*

Hunh-Hunh-Hem.

Ladies and Gentlemen (and others., you know who you are)

Glasslite in collaboration with *mumble* *mumble*..

..Present: All You Need To Be MacGyver!

Need to pick a lock in a hurry?

..on say that Diary., to discover just what your significant other has writ about you?

(or, in mXm's case to see why CatWoman laughs maniacally whenever making her Diary entries - Ed)

*cough*

Please stop helping me Ed.

(Moo-Aha - Ed)

..Need to bypass that top notch 2.7 billion dollar Halliburton security system?

..'ave to defuse a bomb in 30 seconds or less?

..Want to boil a perfect egg?

Look no further!

Yes, After Trillions of dollars in R&D..

..It

....Is

......Finally

........Available!

The OmniPurposed SuperAction MacGyver MultiTool.

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Pre-Order yours today, just send $19.99 plus $30,000 S&H to Napier Enterprises Ink
P.O Box 3720-to-1 Asteroid Alley, Gotham. Behind the pipes.

*Special Discount for Batman. 

**Prompt Overnight Delivery by Henchmen UPS upon receipt of Batcave mailing address.

(Yeah that'll work - Ed)

[Pathud]

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*(insane - Ed) Sales Brochure Text copyright mXm.
*(hilarious - Ed) MacGyver Multitool Image-Source Unknown, but loved it and thought I'd share it with fellow Maniacs.

(Eat your heart out Victorinox - Ed)

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Michael X. Maelstrom
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