Murphy & Lohan Get RAZZIED

Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Or at least, oh how the somewhat good have fallen.
Or maybe, oh how the "had a few good movies" people have fallen.

Eddie needs to call Charile so they can do "The Darkness brothers"!!!!!!!!!

While I don't disagree with the Razzie's picks for worst movies of the year, I can't help but feel that there isn't that uber-turkey of a bad movie this past year. We've had Battlefield Earth, Showgirls, Basic Instinct 2, Catwoman, Glitter, and Gigli, but none of the nominees from 2007 really seemed to stink to that deep of a level.

The Lohan is at least fun to look...well when she's not looking like a coked-out lot lizard. I'd give her the meat trophy (in an STD free world that is). Eddie Murphy pays his bills but damn his movies are shite. Raw had me crying with laughter. The trailer for Norbit just had me crying. Come on Eddie, pull a Stallone and do a Beverly Hills Cop flick. You could call it 'Axel Foley' (sp?). You could even have Charlie in it. Come ooooooon.

Wow Bland and Squealberg must be glad PIGFORMERS made all that money so they could bribe the Razzie decision makers and TRANSVESTITES could flop right past their noses. With the kind of slop that movie rolled around in it would be hard to sneak the stench past anyone who is smart enough to know what pig shit PIGFORMERS is. (cue fan base reaction)

"Well I loved Transformers because it showed robots fighting and whoever disagrees with me obviously didnt read the box office numbers or see Pearl Necklace Harbor, the best most accurate war film since McHale's Navy."

I remember reading about McHale's Navy in my high school history classes. What are you talkin about SONY? I haven't been so inspired by the experience of others since the Pilgrims landed at Fraggle Rock.

SONYMAN...I think Spielberg and Bay had enough money before Transformers to bribe Razzie decision makers and anything you said beyond that, well you just lost me, I don't know, something about slop, rolled around, stench, something about some pig shit and then you went on about Beniffer Oh, I mean Pearl Necklace Harbor, I guess that was the gist of it...
I think Eddie Murphy's last good movie was Bowfinger and then you can argue Doctor Doo Little was aslo a good movie, for the kids that is...I too would not mind giving Lohan the sausage trophy when she's not looking like a two bit trollip but fear exactly what experiMENTAL fears so I'll keep it in my trousers...I do agree with the selections this year and they are well deserved...

So McHales navy gave a pearl neclklace to Pearl Harbor? Those must have been some horny sailors. I once gave a Strawberry Shortcake to Las Vegas. I think Eddie Murphy has become a joke lately, barring the Shrek movies. I wouldn't mind seeing a Beveryl Hills Cop 4, but only if Bronson Pinchoet comes back as Serge (he was the only good part of part 3). As for LiLo, for is the perfect example of how Hollywood can eff up someones life. Well, actually, it is her own fault, but for some reason, celebrites get treated like they are royalty.

As bad as Norbit was, it still made $158 million. Doesn't say much for the general movie-going public. Eddie must be laughing his ass off all the way to the bank. Has Lohan EVER made a good movie? At this point she's more famous for being famous...or should that be infamous? Either way, I'm hoping she melts into obscurity soon and only shows up on reality shows starring actors who can't get work in films because they really have no talent.

Mean Girls was good. The Parent Trap was good.

But I Know Who Killed Me was painful. My wife rented it because she liked Mean Girls and thought the DVD box blurb sound good.

I want that period of my life back!