12/15/2006 2:46:50 PM permalink
First of all. You're making me waste my time by creating a blog instead of just letting me post comments on your blog.
Second of all -- it sounds like you resent Jessica for being hot, a gamer, and popular. She's done beauty pageants before. She knows how to use her looks to further her career. So @#$%ing what?! If you can't get past her looks when reading her. articles/posts/whatever, that's your problem. Why can't hot gamer girls be newsworthy? I've seen gamer guys on the news before.
Third, what's wrong with her licking the PSP? Jesus, you are repressed.
I don't imagine her naked when I read her articles. I imagine her plowing me with a strap-on while reading her article to me, but that's because I respect her. And when our lust is sated and we're covered in vaseline and chocolate sauce, she perkily gets out of bed and throws on a white men's oxford shirt while casually explaining to me why string theory is good -- but isn't quite there yet; and then heads off to the kitchen to cook me breakfast.