My beef with noblenonsense

12/15/2006 2:46:50 PM permalink

First of all.  You're making me waste my time by creating a blog instead of just letting me post comments on your blog.

Second of all -- it sounds like you resent Jessica for being hot, a gamer, and popular.  She's done beauty pageants before.  She knows how to use her looks to further her career.  So @#$%ing what?!  If you can't get past her looks when reading her.   articles/posts/whatever, that's your problem.  Why can't hot gamer girls be newsworthy?  I've seen gamer guys on the news before.

Third, what's wrong with her licking the PSP?  Jesus, you are repressed.

I don't imagine her naked when I read her articles.  I imagine her plowing me with a strap-on while reading her article to me, but that's because I respect her.  And when our lust is sated and we're covered in vaseline and chocolate sauce, she perkily gets out of bed and throws on a white men's oxford shirt while casually explaining to me why string theory is good -- but isn't quite there yet; and then heads off to the kitchen to cook me breakfast.

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