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hanso 11/25/2009 8:57:32 AM

The only thing known to man that can kill a ninja is Chuck Norris.

Bryzarro 11/25/2009 9:08:43 AM

I dig martial arts films so i'm gonna try and check this out friday night. 

 

Wiseguy 11/25/2009 9:58:20 AM

Ninja Assassin can be interpreted as an assassin of ninjas in which ninja is not an adjective, then in this case the title is correct since my man killed a ton of ninjas

Fantastic over the top movie. Loved all the blood splattering and the way they raised ninjas to superhuman status for the most part. That's how I always thought of them since I was a kid. Really cool movie

 

The opening sequence is bloody awesome, if you're a fan of bodies being dismembered and tons of bloodletting

karas1 11/25/2009 10:49:57 AM

Hanso, would that movie be about a pirate who plunders or someone who plunders pirates?

I used to roleplay with a group and our DM named our adversaries the Cash Money Brothers after the gang in theat Wesley Snipes film.  I used to call them the Redundant Again gang.

violator14 11/25/2009 1:03:32 PM

I have a secret to tell all of you. i AM a Ninja, and all the stuff shown in this movie are quite true. Having blood splatter after u cut a limb like that involves a special technique made to scare the hell out of our victims' acquaintances who unfortunately happen to be there. We throw ninja stars in our sleep and use them to turn off our alarm clocks in the morning. Our smoke bombs contain marijuana so that u get high and lose the  inhibition to chase us. We can hump ur gfs without her knowing it as she sleeps as u lie next to her. Our lives are Awesome! Go check it out!

hanso 11/25/2009 1:25:20 PM

Kara, I believe it would be about a pirate that only plunders other pirates. 

ActionMovieGod 11/25/2009 3:05:10 PM

This m0vie was Super freaking badass.L0ts 0f great fx and carnage and a really g00d back st0rie.Its a guys m0vie f0r sure

karas1 11/25/2009 3:27:46 PM

Kind of a Robin Hood on the sea kind of thing?  That could work.  Would he donate most of his takings to victims of the other pirates?

karas1 11/25/2009 3:28:36 PM

Violator, you must go through a lot of alarm clocks.

hanso 11/25/2009 5:11:35 PM

Sadly no.  He's a pirate so he keeps the loot all to himself.

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