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OMG, violator! Chuck heard you! He's coming for you now!
Expendables 2 is directed by Simon West (Con Air).
That's Chuck Norris all right. With a car that went "boom" behind him. I thought the first Expendables was forgettable, not holding out hope for this flick. Late night, lots of beer and with friends is the only way I'd be interested in renting this movie. I'd give it the MST3 treatment.
Chuck just finished peeing on those cars.
Guys, Violator can't hear you. He's already dead from a roundhouse to the balls. Ouch.
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This movie will make you a goddam SEXUAL TYRANNOSAUROUS !
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This movie will make you a goddam SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS.
The first Expendable was a GREAT gulty pleasure movie for me, but really not interested in this one...not because I'm expecting something much better than what I know it is, but because despite all the Chuck Norris facts, he's become (in my eyes) a wussy star of family TV and movies and he's dragging The Expendables 2 rating down to a PG-13. That's right, he DRAGGED it down...he didn't punch it down, or roundhouse kick it down, he DRAGGED it down.
PUHAHA!! .......Sorry but as much as Chuck Norris is awesome, after just seeing that Prometheus viral video, talking about Avatar and TDKR, and all the Avengers stuff coming up, this movie suddenly seems like a joke...