Not Iron Patriot, War Machine Comments -


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tallman 6/10/2012 10:17:30 AM

 Now I'm just confused?

trollman 6/10/2012 12:24:27 PM

just sit down and don't think about it Tallman.


Hookedonavengers2012 6/10/2012 2:02:11 PM

 @Omega.....true that! bring it on already!

wallyrus 6/10/2012 4:31:55 PM

 Thank god!

DarthoftheDead 6/12/2012 8:23:09 AM

oui-vey!!!! Thats supposed to be War Machine?!?!.....thats just wrong on so many levels....

lazarus 6/15/2012 7:08:09 AM

Official Press release from the US Govt. "In response to the high levels of damage and property loss in events at Stark Expo, we have decided to take a new approach to super villain apprehension. Moving forward the War Machine platform will be refitted with a completely non-lethal arsenal and used state of the art technology to subdue enemies without using lethal force. The first of the changes will come from the appearance of the War Machine platform. As seen in our new promotional video the new look will serve two key purposes.

First being that criminals will see the extreme patriotism of the War Machine and surrender in a sense of patriotic duty. The second and far more likely, the enemy, once seeing the new War Machine, will be incapacitated from hysterical laughter and thus apprehended easily once War Machine uses the new Nerf hand cuff restraints.Please stay tuned for further developments."

Man that armor looks retarded. I mean, wow. If I was Cap I would shove my hand up War Machines ass and use it as a shield.

DarthoftheDead 6/15/2012 8:27:05 PM

lazarus - Niiiiiiiice, lol.

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