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WTF?! were the hell is Cobra Commander? Why is Destro NOT wearing a metal mask? And what the hell are the joe's doing with power armor? what is this, IronMan lite?
The high-def version of the latest 'G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra' trailer is now online at MySpace Trailerpark. A bootleg version has been making the rounds as of yesterday, but this is the official release, with Quicktime high-res options.
Cast: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Byung Hun Lee, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols, Ray Park, Jonathan Pryce, Saïd Taghmaoui, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans and Dennis Quaid
Synopsis: Paramount Pictures and Hasbro, whose previous collaboration was the worldwide blockbuster “TRANSFORMERS,” join forces with Spyglass Entertainment for another extraordinary action-adventure “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.” From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” is directed by Stephen Sommers (“The Mummy,” “The Mummy Returns”).
Release: August 7, 2009
WTF?! were the hell is Cobra Commander? Why is Destro NOT wearing a metal mask? And what the hell are the joe's doing with power armor? what is this, IronMan lite?
I said 4 months ago the special effects looked like shit and now that I see more of them they look like more shit.
This movie will be a hit but it doesn't mean it will be good. See the Phantom Menace for proof movies that make money are not always good.
PIGFORMERS AND SPIDERPIG are proof that horrible films make alot of money.
The story is that the DESTRO family has a history of making weapons and good ones they sell to whoever whenever. Along time ago a member of the DESTO clan sold to 2 opposing factions and got caught. The sides chose not to kill him since his weapons were so good and forced him into the mask. The DESTRO mask is now handed down from generation to generation to the new DESTRO CLAN leader.
Works better then making Wolverine and Sabretooth or PIGMOUTH PRINE and PORKATRON Brothers.
SONY LOL, I love your post, BUUUUUT if you wanna rail against Wolverine and Sabertooth being bros....Rail against Marvel Comics.
It is revealed they're half brothers in Origin.
Suits to help enhance their abilities? Hell why no just have the Joes and Cobra fight in The Matrix, at least it makes it more damn plausible. Agreed this looks like complete crap… more than Transformers and less the Wolverine… wait all three look like crap.
You have Ray Parks in it, the man does not need CGI damn it.
Calm down SONY. Don't pop a vein. I do have to say though, I'm not thrilled about the suits they are supposed to be wearing throughout the movie. That is kinda weak. Snake Eyes looks like a badass though. You can definitely tell where they cut into their budget though. Some of the digital environments don't mesh well at all.
Definitely a popcorn movie. I was a Gi Joe Transformers kid and really hyped about this one. It's looking... Entertaining at least.
I'm sure I'll end up seeing it, but they sure made some questionable casting choices.
After seeing the Cobra Commander picture I didn't think this shit could get any worse. Boy was I wrong, the movie looks like complete and utter shit, even worse than the other trailers they had shown.
In the words of the Comedian "God help us all"
Looks good enough for me, I'm in...