DVD Review

RETURN OF THE SWAMP THING

By: Robert T. Trate
Date: Friday, March 28, 2008

Before Tim Burton’s Batman would reign supreme over the summer of 1989 another DC Comic book hero would come to the big screen. Return of Swamp Thing was the sequel to Wes Craven’s Swamp Thing (1982). Even though the title was not very original the film brought a unique charm to the title character and helped launch an underground nineties icon. 

Dr. Arcane (Louis Jourdan) survived the final battle between Swamp Thing (Dick Durock) and him. Having been fully restored to his human self, Arcane is now bent on discovering the cure to the aging process. Abby (Heather Locklear), his stepdaughter, comes looking for Arcane and for answers about how her mother died. Arcane expresses his deepest sympathy but tells Abby that she died in an experiment; one that would use her blood to restore Arcane’s youth. Arcane acquires a blood sample from Abby and learns that like her mother she has the genetic make up to restore his youth. In her quest for the truth Abby gets lost in the swamp only to be rescued by Swamp Thing.

The genetic horrors created by Arcane provide several monster battles that just are not done anymore in the age of computer generated effects. Having Swamp Thing played by a stunt man turned actor really brings all of the fights and stunts to another level. There is more to the film than action. There is also a love story and it is Durock that conveys it. Shining through all of his makeup for the tender moments Durock holds his own with Locklear. Chuck Cirino’s score helps to add to the love story but without Durock’s longing hero the film would fall into B movie cheesiness. 

The Return of Swamp Thing is a departure from its dark comic book roots. This may deter fans of the comic and in most respects this is a film for children. The Laurel and Hardy type segments involving two young boys illustrate this perfectly.  Without a doubt this lead to “Swamp Thing” (1991) the animated cartoon series and the half hour TV show (see my review of Season 1 and 2).

If you consider this film to be cheesy then you got it right. The cheese rises to the top in all the best action, romance and horror a comic book movie can deliver. Return of Swamp Thing delivers a good time that may not be for the whole family, but at least a father and son can sit back and watch it with chuckles and cheers. 

Special Features:

There will never be a Criterion Collection DVD of Swamp Thing or the Return of Swamp Thing but this edition comes close. Numerous special features include a Public Service Announcement where Durock’s voice, for once, is not dubbed over. Trailers and promo reels are worth the one time glance however, it is Jim Wynorski’s commentary that really makes the Return of Swamp Thing worth owning. His first hand knowledge of the film made this fan appreciate it all the more.

The Return of Swamp Thing will be re-released on April 1st, 2008.



Comments/Responses
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AzuLTaLoN • Mar 27, 2008, 11:47pm •
dick durock love that name and i love this movie.

lister • Mar 28, 2008, 12:34am •
An "A" rating I think is a bit much. I love seeing Sarah Douglas in anything. Same for Louis Jourdan. And the special effects are a bit stronger than the first. But the sense of danger and the surreal just isn't well evoked in the sequel. I'd have to give it a whole letter grade lower than the first.

It's just not Wynorski's strongest work, IMNSHO (the fault's most likely in the script tho). If I were to recommend 5 movies from him, this would not be one of them. OK, thinking about it, neither would "House on Hooter Hill" or "The Witches of Breastwick 2"... so maybe it would be in his top 5... can I stop at "Chopping Mall"?

almostunbiased • Mar 28, 2008, 01:59pm •
I think this is a C+ t best. Not saying it isn't fun, but in no way is it an A movie. Maybe I'm harsh in my grading, but very few movies to me are A's.

mckracken • Mar 28, 2008, 02:14pm •
whatever happened ot Adrienne Barbeau's character from the first movie? she was terrific. I can barely remember this sequel flick except for watching this movie and going "hey thats Heather Locklear from TJ Hooker!!!"
I loved that show.

michaelxaviermaelstrom • Mar 30, 2008, 01:30pm •

I heart Swampy, can Toxic Avenger reviews be far behind?

^Raise-Eyebrow.

Also banged for inspiring/adding an entirely new form of laugh to my Jokertoire., the one that spontaneously occurred when I read,

"There will be a Criterion Collection DVD of Swamp Thing"

It was a strange sort of giddy-stunned-paused-disbelief-doubletake-re-read-muaha laugh.

I think I'm going to call it "The Trate" in honor of Rob.

AAAAHEEEEEHEEEEEHEHWAAAAAAH?MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, anyway, 'bout time we had a B-genre-film reviewer here that isn't ashamed to admit it and is willing to back it up with COMMENSURATE (to reviewer enjoyment levels) review-grades.

I'd give it a B but F'in A for giving it an A.

mXm

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