Would it be cool if I just called him "sir"?

Rob, wanted to make sure you saw this...
A site called Comicsalliance has blatantly ripped off your superhero superbowl article, complete with toy pictures for the visual aids.
I know imitation is supposed to be the most sincere from of flattery, but some dude got paid to ripoff your article check it out.
Rob Vaux you are an asshole. Your TV show roundup for this coming week is rude. You said a rude remark about Halloween 6 being on Sy Fy channel where you said Donald Pleasance must need the money. He has been dead for years and you just think its cool to insult him?
Rob Vaux you are a jerk for what you just said about Donald Pleasance invovling Halloween 6 being on Sy Fy channel.
Either you're ignorant and dont know or something but Donald Pleasance has been dead for years.
thank you so much for all the money you save me through sifting through the long neverending lists of new release films I can now spend far more money on the furry children and food.... P.S. the only thing good about the scenario is you are closer to becoming the crazy cat lady than I am ;)
Rob,
I just got back from 'The Grey' but didn't know there was a post-credits scene. Can you tell me what happened? I'd seriously pay for this movie again, but am miffed that I didn't stay for the post, even though I always do.
Thanks!
(btw, bang up review. Really good article)
Vaux is the king of rock. There is none higer.
Sucker MCs should call him sire!