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- TV Series: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
- Episode: Ourselves Alone
- Starring: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Richard T. Jones, Brian Austin Green, Shirley Manson, Garret Dillhunt, Levin Rambin, and Michelle Arthur
- Written By: Toni Graphia and Daniel T. Thomsen
- Directed By: Jeff Woolnough
- Network: Fox
- Series: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Sarah Connor Chronicles: Ourselves Alone
Man, That Edward Furlong Is Looking Really Cool Right About Now. By
Rob Vaux
March 07, 2009
Mania Review of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Ourselves Alone(2009).
© Mania.com/Robert Trate
Cameron (Summer Glau) babbles some embarrassing dialogue to a pigeon and then accidentally kills it. Riley (Leven Rambin) shows up to help clean the bloodstains on the bathroom tile. Derek (Brian Austin Green) shoots apples with his girlfriend (Stephanie Jacobsen) and compares the various nebulous states of their various nebulous plans. All of it basically involves stopping Skynet, but the show no longer seems to care about the particulars.
Concerned that her hand actuators may have suffered damage, Cameron slices her forearm open for a look-see. Riley spots her, but walks away without saying anything and makes straight for Jesse. She begs her not to go back but Jesse insists. Meanwhile, John (Thomas Dekker) joins Riley in repair efforts on her arm. She reveals a set of replacement components from various other destroyed Terminators. John is upset when he finds out--she's supposed to destroy every scrap of Terminator metal--but she informs him that his future self ordered her to do it. She also informs him that he's "ahead of schedule" as far as what he has to learn before Judgment Day.
Meanwhile Sarah (Lena Headey), speaks to Riley's foster dad about the bruises on her face. He tells her that Riley went nuts, spouted something about the end of the world, and attacked his wife. A guidance counselor apparently came to the house and asked about the Connors. To the surprise of absolutely no one, said guidance counselor turns out to be Jesse. She and Sarah meet and trade small talk about John and Riley until Jesse brings up their trip to Mexico and implies that if Riley went along, it constitutes a felony.
Sarah confronts John about Riley. Again. She reveals the girl's breakdown about the end of the world, but John claims he hasn't told her a thing. Sarah doesn't believe him and warns him that Cameron might take matters into her own hands. Riley arrives and claims she doesn't know anything, only to be interrupted herself by a woman from Child Welfare Services. Riley and Cameron hide while Sarah and John make chit-chat with the interloper. Cameron accuses Riley of being a threat and advances on her before John interrupts. He and Riley grill each other about various secrets, but neither one budges.
Derek follows up on a lead--a lawyer who may be connected to the company out in the desert--and gathers enough information to launch an abduction mission. He asks Jesse to come along, but apparently, she's too busy playing pointless head games with the rest of the cast… and getting attacked by Riley, who makes a pathetic attempt to strangle her before being smacked against the wall yet again. The girl accuses Jesse of sending her to her death--assuming that if Cameron kills Riley, it will turn John against Cameron. More catfighting ensues until Jesse gets her hands on a gun and shoots Riley dead. Out on the road, Derek abandons his abduction mission.
Cameron tells John that her glitches are getting worse and asks John to kill her when the time comes. She places a detonator in a watch case, connected to a piece of explosive in her head, then gives it to John in case he ever needs it.
The Good
Um… Glau is pretty?
The Bad
I'm going to be as clear as possible. This is a TV show based on two of the greatest science fiction movies ever made--directed by a genre legend and staring arguably the biggest action star of all time--and the most threatening presence this week is a social worker. We're in freefall here. The whole Jesse/Riley subplot has been a disaster from the start. The fact that Jesse knows the intricate ins and outs of government child welfare after spending most of her life hunting rats in a post-apocalyptic bunker is asinine, and the ease with which she manipulates our hardened heroes turns this episode into an agonizing crawl to nowhere. Conversations that circle back on themselves. Plans abandoned at the last minute. Countless suspicions neither confirmed nor denied, and the scintillating sight of Derek crouched in the bushes for hours on end… because that's much more interesting than shooting guns at killer robots. I know we're supposed to hate Jesse for killing Riley, but I don't: after all, she's the only character who does anything in the entire hour. The prospect of her eventual comeuppance elicits nothing but utter indifference as well, and once again the Terminatoruniverse's big bad villain has been sidetracked in favor of snooze-inducing soap opera theatrics.
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Edward Furlong.
The Prognosis
Count the moments until the season finale because that's all the Sarah Connor Chronicles we're ever gonna get.
Ugh...you know this is one review it pains me to agree with you. Though I am tempted to give it an "A" just because they finally killed off Riley.
I said it before, I don't think the writers thought this show was going to get picked up for the back end so they had no idea which way to go with it. I don't really think there was a single episode that I've really liked since it came back from its break. I think one was okay but that was it.
A friend of mine told me the ratings since they moved it to Friday nights is tanking big time. Can anyone confirm that?
Terminator only works well for two hours on the big screen. Well, unless McChicken is directing it and they make it PG-13.