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violator14 5/23/2013 1:09:17 PM

 I thought 2 was WAY more entertaining than part 1. haha

But for some reason im picturing Seagal as this big fat-kingpin-badguy-boss who sits on a throne all day ordering bad shit to happen. And in the big last fight scene, all the Expendables are lined up to take him on. As they all run toward him one at a time, he does Aikido arm flips on all of them one at a time to his sides alternating right and left. hahaha

And i think it would also be funny if they had Wesley Snipe's character be an IRS agent.

Higgy 5/23/2013 1:21:29 PM

Yeah Seagal looks like a fat mobster now.

I think 1 seemed more solid with a better story, 2 seemed more jacked up as far as action, but less story driven.  I think Stallone is a good director.

monkeyfoot 5/23/2013 1:25:52 PM

Violator, LOL! Then Snipes takes him down and says, "Just another muthaf@#ka who thought he could skate uphill!"

Wiseguy 5/23/2013 2:29:08 PM

I thought the sequel sucked

Haven't seen the first yet

Some things just work better in the imagination and should remain there, this is one of those things

Seagal better get on Jenny Craig or something

BunyonSnipe 5/23/2013 2:57:12 PM

The only part of the second one i liked was the start with those vevicles, it was like a kid playing in a sandbox with action figures...

Tevii 5/23/2013 3:58:20 PM

wise - the first one is muich better... especially the directors cut

Miner49er 5/23/2013 6:50:16 PM

I wonder when they'll add Vin Diesel and The Rock to this series?

TheSilentKiller 5/23/2013 7:21:42 PM

 Monkey, the Couture thing was a joke by him that Seagal took seriously. He was asked in an interview what it would take to come back, and he he said "Maybe a fight with Seagal", and Seagal came back with some big douchey, I'll fight him but not with witnesses, comment, which Couture just kinda laughed off. 

Basically it's Randy being funny, and Seagal being a fat douche.

It's because Seagal takes credit for  teaching two of the top UFC fighters some techniques that they used to knock out opponents spectacularly - including one R. Couture. 


thezillaman 5/23/2013 10:02:23 PM

 cool  And in the end blow his lard ass up in style... never did like that pinche puta cochina, mal parida mugrosa perra mendiga...

thezillaman 5/23/2013 10:04:06 PM

 cool  And in the end blow his lard ass up in style... never did like that pinche puta cochina, mal parida mugrosa perra mendiga...

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