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TCM Spotlight: The Charlie Chan Collection Retro Classic DVD Review (Article) - 6/20/2010 10:51:56 PM

 monkeyfoot- good call on Chang Apana, he was the original Five-O in Honolulu taking on opium dealers, smugglers and illegal gambling dens, refusing to carry a gun but carried a bullwhip. He had so many scars on his face from all the fights he had in his career, he always wore a Panama hat and he always had a cigar. Nothing like the humble and shuffling Charlie Chan.

Mania Interview: George A. Romero (Article) - 5/27/2010 4:45:07 PM

 Like MrOptimusPrime I saw the original "Dawn..." when I shouldn't have as a kid and to this day the one recurring nightmare that always shakes me up when I wake up are murderous flesh eating zombies from the 70's movie. Romero called the remake of "Dawn" an adventure movie more than a horror movie which kind of makes sense. The original one had more dread and creepiness of a malingering inevitable death whereas the remake was a faster paced shock thrillride (and less gore). It's 30 years later and people are still watching the original. I say in another 20 people will be watching both, neither one of the other. 

TRANSFORMERS Won't Have Megan Fox to Kick Around Any More! (Article) - 5/20/2010 2:54:22 PM

 All the Transmarmy FANBOYS are sure going to be dissapointed. That's right...FANBOYS. 

Doctor Who Mania Interview (Article) - 12/17/2009 5:27:55 PM

Tennant revived the series more so  than Tom Baker brough the orginal run to its peak. I'm kind of wary of the "New MoonTwilight"ish posturing and promo photos I've been seeing of Matt Smith as the Doctor, though. That's a frightening thought.

Natalie Portman vs. ZOMBIES (Article) - 12/11/2009 11:50:35 AM

I want to see a catfight between Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly, just clothes being shredded and if there happens to be a fountain with cool water near by, sure, splash on in. I would die happy.

Joshua Jackson Chasing UFO (Article) - 11/23/2009 4:16:05 PM

The Interceptors were THE coolest attack ships before the X-Wing fighters came out. But in retro viewing it now it has some serious camp value as well as retro-coolness. And yes, purple hair babes in silver jumpsuits rocks.

The Road Movie Review (Article) - 10/30/2009 10:21:12 AM

"But. but I don't want to think when I watch a movie. I want to see big explosions---bwoooooosh--and see big robots bashing the hell out of each other--crash, biissshh, baaaangg--and see Megan Fox's T&A. When I go to a movie I don't want to think at ALL. IF I wanted to think in a movie then I'd watch a movie like The Road. But uh-uh, NOT for me. I don't want anyyyyyything in my head when I watch a movie. Uh-uh".

 

 

NEW MOON Featurette Online (Article) - 10/28/2009 10:47:51 AM

Lame ass vampire stories with Teen beat boy band vampires that are badly written and cynically produced as a movie to cash in on GIRLIE crushings of lonely goth-wannabe pre-pubescent giggly girls SUCK! This sh1t has got to be one of the most annoying trends ever! It's not so much that it's produced--every genre has a right to be produced for every taste--but the fact that it's SO HYPED and in your face whether you want to see it or not and the fact that the stories are SOOOOO f@#$%ing LAME (take High School Musical storyline and replace alienated preppy jock with brooding vampire who falls for lonely artsy girl, defends her from jock buddies/vampire buddies and voila).

Ugh. This is so freaking annoying. (and this is a cleaned up post--free from profanities as a warning window told me)

Mania Giveaway: Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen Giveaway (Article) - 10/21/2009 10:51:18 AM

But,but,but I don't want to think when I watch a movie...I just want to see big explosions--bwoooooshhhh--and big robots smashing the hell out of each other--biissshh, craaaassshh, boooooom--and Megan Fox's T&A---schlip, schlip, schlip, schlip, schlipschlipschlipschlipschlipschlip...so what that there's no plot! Who needs a plot in a movie? So what if the dialogue sucked! You want dialogue go see some artsy-fartsy eurotrash movie. I just want to turn off my brain and not have to think while I watch a movie. Uh-uh. No thinking at all whatsoever. And hey that's my right! So all you haters can kiss my fanboy booty because I don't care. Now where's that rewind button...aaahhh Megan....schlip,schlip,schlip....

Casting Call: Captain America (Article) - 10/14/2009 4:06:58 PM

Alexander Skarsgård can play it if he doesn't get the part of Thor with his father. Will Smith? In his words "Aw hell no". When they casted Will Smith as Jim West in Wild Wild West that pretty much ruined my exepctations for that movie despite the fact it was bad enough to ruin anything about that movie. 

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