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Shows On the Cancellation Bubble
Who's Going Down? By
Rob Vaux
March 23, 2009
Charley (Dean Winters, L) and Derek (Brian Austin Green, R) help Sarah (Lena Headey, C) in the TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES season premiere episode "Samson and Delilah"
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We're in the throes of March Madness, and as we watch our favorite teams get crushed like tiny little bugs, it's worth remembering that they're not the only ones under the gun. A number of genre shows face a very bleak future: stymied by low ratings, rising costs or the sad fact that the general public doesn't grok where they're coming from. (Okay, at least a few of them just plain suck.) This is the time of year when the strong pull away from the weak and when shows on the bubble start looking for something--anything--to snag a coveted season renewal. Which shows are in trouble and which are safe? Let's break them down.
We'll start with the secure shows. Heroes, Smallville and Supernatural have all been picked up for another season. Lost's future has been stable for quite some time and 24 seems to have pulled out of its sixth season skid quite nicely. A second season of The Clone Wars is locked in, The Brave and the Bold was recently picked up for the second half of its first season, and Wolverine and the X-Men has another batch of episodes in post-production as we speak. That's a fair number of shows safe from the knife, and it doesn't even count new spin-offs of Stargate and Battlestar Galactica headed our way.
Everyone else, however, is in a much more precarious state. The most obvious were doomed some time ago. Sarah Connor Chronicles is dying a slow and hideous death on Friday nights, while Knight Rider's perennial spot at the bottom of the ratings pile all but guarantees its cancellation. The news for Dollhouse is only marginally better, though Joss Whedon's fans usually make for improved DVD sales, which may ultimately spare it the axe. Kyle XY is already gone and Life on Mars is due to air its final episode next week. Kings has its work cut out for it after a less than auspicious debut, while Reaper is still awaiting final word on its fate from the mucky-mucks at the CW.

The most interesting--and baffling--dilemmas lie with NBC's shows. Jay Leno is taking over the 10:00 PM slot every weeknight, which means the available real estate has been cut by almost a third. That could spell curtains for a number of reasonably reliable performers such as Chuck and Medium. No one said it makes sense, but NBC has been getting stomped like a narc at a biker rally in the ratings war, and they're desperate enough to pull some really bone-headed moves out of their hat.
What do all the Maniacs out there think? Is there a show on the chopping block that deserves a second chance? Or a renewed series taking up precious, precious screen time that could really use the boot? Let us know what you think. In the meantime, enjoy your favorites while they last. Like the NCAA, they can't all make it to the final brackets.
Monday
24 (Fox, 9:00 PM EDT)
There's trouble down at the shipyards as a fresh batch of WMDs is sitting in somebody's cargo hold. Jack (Kiefer Sutherland) and Tony (Carlos Bernard) apparently have to stop it all by themselves… but since Jack has been framed for the murder of a U.S. Senator, I'm guessing they could get plenty of cops to show up if they wanted.
Chuck (NBC, 8:00 PM EDT)
The nerd rumble is on as the Buy More crew faces off against their hated cross-town rivals. Meanwhile, the guy who invented the computer in Chuck's (Zachary Levi) brain turns up, prompting a serious crisis of faith for everyone's favorite tech-support guru.
Heroes (NBC, 9:00 PM EDT)
The Hunter (Zeljko Ivanek) apparently doesn't get killed by Sylar (Zachary Quinto) after all, because he's after the mysterious Rebel and thinks Tracy (Ali Larter) may hold the key. (The producers might have tried a more subtle tip of the hand… like walking around with a bullhorn shouting, "It's Micah!")
Medium (NBC, 10:00 PM EDT)
Having just been iced over on 24, Kurtwood "Can You Fly, Bobby?" Smith pops up as a dead FBI Agent on Medium. The synergy is just a little too freaky for words.
CSI: Miami (CBS, 10:00 PM EDT)
The wealthy and privileged are being terrorized by home invaders this week… and AIG investors are asking where the downside is.
Demolition Man (Cinemax, 8:00 PM EDT)
The irony of this 1993 Sylvester Stallone vehicle is that it captures the essence of Judge Dredd about a million times better than the actual Judge Dredd movie a couple of years later. Watch Sandra Bullock singing the Armour Hot Dogs song and try to disagree.
Tuesday
Reaper (The CW, 8:00 PM EDT)
Don't you hate it when your boss asks you to watch his snot-nosed kid for him? When your boss is the Devil (Ray Wise), "snot-nosed" takes on apocalyptic proportions.
The Mentalist (CBS, 10:00 PM EDT)
A retreat in the Sierra Nevadas becomes the site of a murder, giving a whole new meaning to the term "cold read" when Jane (Simon Baker) investigates.
The Phantom Tollbooth (TCM, 8:00 PM EDT)
Legendary animator Chuck Jones directs this first-rate adaptation of Norton Juster's beloved children's novel about a bored little boy whisked off to a land where boredom is the least of everyone's problems.
Wednesday
Lost (ABC, 9:00 PM EDT)
Sayid (Naveen Andrews) is in big trouble unless Sawyer (Josh Holloway) can find a way out of the corner he's painted them into, while the remaining Oceanic survivors slowly turn against each other.
Life on Mars (ABC, 10:00 PM EDT)
Sam (Jason O'Mara) is suspected of murdering a gang member who shot two of his fellow officers this week, the second-to-last for the show. No word on whether the series will end on a cliffhanger or not.
CSI: NY (CBS, 10:00 PM EDT)
Language becomes an issue when the suspects in a murder investigation all prove incapable of speaking English.
Great Performances: King Lear (PBS, 8:00 PM EDT)
Ian McKellan rocks the doors off the title role in this RSC adaptation of Shakespeare's tragedy. Shame on PBS if they edit the nude scene.
Ghost Hunters (SciFi, 9:00 PM EDT)
Author Edith Wharton's Massachusetts home comes under investigation by the team this week. Judging by pictures of the place, it's certainly spooky enough to merit a look.
MonsterQuest (History, 9:00 PM EDT)
The History Channel restores a little monster pedigree with this episode, focusing on the ever-popular Bigfoot.
UFO Hunters (History, 10:00 PM EDT)
Underground alien bases come under the spotlight, including one out in the New Mexico desert.
Thursday
Smallville (The CW, 8:00 PM EDT)
Few ideas are more hackneyed than a body-swap episode… though the fact that it's Zatanna doing the swapping makes this incarnation a little easier to swallow.
Supernatural (The CW, 9:00 PM EDT)
Continuing the CW's Evening of Overused Chestnuts, the Winchester Brothers pop up in an alternate reality where they don't know each other, only to join forces when their coworkers begin killing themselves,
CBS's line-up is out of commission tonight due to the NCAA tournament.
Friday
Wow, BSG packs up and takes the whole Friday night log jam with it.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (Fox, 8:00 PM EDT)
Dean Winters makes a welcome return as Charley Dixon, who takes John (Thomas Dekker) in after Sarah (Lena Headey) becomes convinced that his life is in danger.
Dollhouse (Fox, 9:00 PM EDT)
More about Echo's (Eliza Dushku) previous life is revealed when she heads to college to stop a killer virus. I'm still pointing and laughing if they stick her in the Smart Chick glasses.
Ghost Whisperer is off for the NCAA Tournament, Wolverine and the X-Menis in re-runs, and The Brave and the Bold isn't running this week.
Saturday
Polar Storm (SciFi, 9:00 PM EDT)
Another disaster-of-the-week flick on SciFi (and speaking of pointing and laughing, how about that new channel name?) as a passing meteor creates magnetic storms that really ruin Jack Coleman's day.
Sunday
Kings (NBC, 8:00 PM EDT)
King Silas' (Ian McShane) love child becomes sick, which causes ripples in court when he skips a big event to take care of the boy.
Dragon Wars (SciFi, 6:00 PM EDT)
You have not witnessed crappy cinema until you see this incomprehensible American mash-up of a Korean fantasy film featuring Robert Forster and a bunch of other actors whose loved ones hopefully found some way to forgive them.
We must save Chuck and Medium! They are both such great shows.
My prediction is, this Jay Leno deal is going to sink like a stone. I think there will be a limited appeal for him every night at 10:00.
My underwstanding about Life On Mars is that it will not end on a cliff hanger. I'm confused about why it failed so badly. IMHO, it was the best new series this season. It was really well written and well acted. People who have seen both say the British original was better. Not having seen the original I can't tell, but I suspect they were just used to it. If you loved the original of anything the remake can never match up.