All valid points Joe, can't and won't argue any. Especially the Chloe stuff, I've hated her since the very beginning. Having said that I must say that I actually enjoyed the episode despite its many shortcomings. Hey, what can I say, maybe it's just the excitement of knowing it's the last season and perhaps the fact that I stopped looking for any particular smart or truly surprising reveals. I guess you can say that the episode met my expectations
But do we really know how much time lapsed when Lois found Clark. Maybe it was 5a.m. just before the sun came up.
I did hate the "death sequence" stuff though.
Are Darkseid's henchmen, if that's who that was, using boom tubes? I hope we get a glimpse of Apokolips and New Genesis along with appearances from some of the New Gods.










Yeah...............................Lois waiting for several hours to put two and two together and discover that pulling out the big glowing knife in Clark might be helpful, lest being out in the middle of the street of a supposedly bustling city and not a sould made the lowest utterance or help. (shakes head in utter shamefull disgust)
Clarks "near death experience" by which all scientific accounts is the same as sleeping, was very predictable except for the fact that Jor-El denounced Clark for doing what exactly? Can a residual spirit lodged in an alien ice-diamond cave have a b#tchy day? Oh and are they really thinking that the Fortress Of Solitude would just come with it's own clothing mannequin?
The best parts of this episode which were very few, were Oliver's interogation by a really pissed off guy in an odd yellow motorcycle jacket (made me think of Dead Rising 2). If this guy is really Desaad shouldn't he be skinny, pale, hooded and wrists deep in Oliver's molars as he's strapped to a table. The other big surprise was Darkseid's appearance as atop a gargoyle. Here I thought that coming out of the mist would be some bald douchebag with a black trenchcoat on that we were supposed to think was Darkseid. Thankfully we got a CGI rendering of a Darkseid that's a near carbon copy of his comic book appearance. I guess the fact that DC's new animated Superman/Batman: Apocalypse DVD is coming out very soon wasn't entirely absent from marketing either.
Thank Zod that next week's episode is teased to be Deadshot's first live action appearance. Let's hope the writer and director's talent is as sharp as Deadshot's aim.