Mania Grade: B-
Starring: Tom Welling, Michael Rosenbaum, Kristen Kreuk, Allison Mack, Annette O'Toole, Erica Durance
Created By: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar
Starring: Tom Welling, Michael Rosenbaum, Kristen Kreuk, Allison Mack, Annette O'Toole, Erica Durance
Created By: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar
Smallville: Phantom
By: Stephen LackeyReview Date: Saturday, May 19, 2007
So much happened in this episode it feels like the writers had a bulleted list of goals and the episode just goes down the list. There are more confrontations here than in a political rally; Lana/Lex, Clark/Lex, Lana/Lionel, Clark/Lionel, Clark/Bizaro, Martian Manhunter/Phantom, Lex/Lionel, oh and there are three potential dead people too. Now, I don’t believe any of them are dead, but more on that later.
At the beginning of the episode Lex is in Canada chasing a Phantom that can only exist in a human body for 24 hours. He finds the current host but the Phantom gets away. Unbeknownst to Lex just before he arrived Martian Manhunter was there and the Phantom ripped some guts outta' him and he had to fly off PDQ. Lex has determined that he needs to capture a Phantom alive in order to get the proper “peptides” from it to build his army. Lex is so not in the know about what is happening but his daddy and the Manhunter knows everything. Meanwhile the drama of Lana, Lex, and Clark finally comes to a head. Lana tells Lex that she is leaving him, that she knows everything he’s done to her, and that their marriage is built on nothing but lies. When Lex asks her if it’s Clark “the biggest liar of all” she rubs salt in the wound by saying he could never mean as much to her as Clark. So the natural response is to swat her across the face. In what ends up being a mildly humorous exchange she tells him “that’s the last time you’ll ever touch me” and she attempts to leave. What makes it humorous is of course he immediately does touch her and she doesn’t do one thing about it other than ominously ask him if he’s going to kill her when he says that he can’t just let her leave.
Lana had already visited Clark and told him she was leaving. In a real shocker Clark finally told her his secret, but not the source of his weakness. She tells him that Lionel forced her into the marriage by threatening to kill him and she leaves telling Clark that she is leaving town. This leads to the next confrontation (I’m not necessarily in show order here, I’m just hitting the highlights) between Clark and Lionel, when a bunch of really goofy stuff is revealed. Clark is tossing Lionel around like a rag doll. That alone should have broken some bones, but hey this is Smallville. Just as he’s about to lay the smack down on Lionel a wounded Martian Manhunter stops him and tells him that Lionel is on their side and is an emissary of Jor’El! He goes on to inform Clark that he himself worked for Jor ‘El. Now, I don’t mind the connection between Clark and the Manhunter but taking the wind out of Lionel’s potential badguy sails really ticks me off. Lionel now is more like Punisher or Daredevil, he’s a hero that just doesn’t have any boundaries when it comes to getting the job done. I enjoyed Lionel more as the father bad guy, the one who was always one step ahead of his son because he’s been a bad guy longer and knows what he’s doing. This switch did not shock and rivet me to the screen, it disappointed me.
So, toward the end of the episode Lionel meets Lana just as she’s leaving town. She jumps into her vehicle and just before he can get to her he is cut off by a mail truck. When the truck passes her vehicle explodes. I hope we were never supposed to believe she died in that explosion. The mail truck thing was just too obvious. More likely we are supposed to know she’s not dead, that she instead found a way to rig her car with a bomb and fake her death to get Lex arrested and protect Clark. Lana setting up a bomb in her own car is laughable though. We’ll just have to wait and see how this plays out. Lionel has to be the one to tell Clark about Lana’s death and urge him not to do anything rash. Clark leaves, and waits for Lionel to leave so he can follow him to where Lex is. Lionel is carrying Kryptonite with him to stop Clark from killing Lex. If Lionel is truly a good guy now he has to be able to see the benefits of not standing in Clark’s way. So there’s still a glimmer of caring between Lionel and his son, and we’ll probably see a 360 next year with Lionel going evil again.
So, at the dam where Lex has been working on his Aries project the latest Phantom busts loose again just as Clark’s about to do some damage. The Phantom has been looking for a Kryptonian and when he meets Clark he takes just a little of Clark’s DNA to make a replica of Clark to exist in. They have a few minutes of good fighting (way too short as always) and he tells Clark that he’s just like Clark, just a little bizarre. So we have just witnessed the Smallville rendition of one of Superman’s funniest villains, Bizaro. I didn’t mind this new origin for Bizaro, having him come from a square shaped version of Earth might not play out on television. Now what I did mind is that the writers took all the humor out of the character. What would have been cool is if the DNA theft got a little corrupted in some way so that Bizaro could talk a least a little weird like he does in the comics. Here’s a big complaint that I’ve registered before, why is it that any character on the series that has Clark’s powers or similar ones is able to figure out how to fly within minutes yet Clark has been at it for so many years and still can’t? Anyway the battle between Bizaro and Clark leaves Lionel buried under rubble and potentially dead. Now wasn’t it just a couple of episodes ago that Lionel was buried under rubble and he went to the hospital and came home the same day or the next one? No, he’s not dead.
OK, so there’s a side story involving Lois and Chloe that I have to touch on. Lois is still out for revenge against Lex for what happened to her old boyfriend. She discovers the dam location and heads to check it out. She beats the daylights out of a guard but not before he’s able to poke her with a big knife. She tries to call Chloe but falls down dead before she can say much. Chloe miraculously arrives on the scene, probably from some satellite triangulation of the cell phone signal or some other trick that she should totally be unable to do, we’re never told in the episode how she found the location. At any rate, in the previously on Smallville bit at the beginning of the episode we were reminded that Chloe believes, and so did Lex at one point, that she is a meteor freak. After that I was just waiting for the other shoe to drop. They probably shouldn’t have reminded us at the beginning about her potential abilities because it killed the drama. What would have worked much better would have been to have her cry over Lois and while she’s doing that show a flashback of her saying that she’s a meteor freak and even overlap that with the glowing tear drop. At that point everyone would be reminded of those scenes from previous episodes and see her use her power for the first time simultaneously leaving the drama intact. But, as is so common on this series that creators took the easy and much less effective way out by just giving us the hint at the beginning of the episode. So Chloe’s tear drop transferred Lois’ death from her body to Chloe. Lois wakes up and finds Chloe’s dead body. Again I say Chloe isn’t dead, her body just needs time to recover or some other weirdness but I bet we go through some funeral prep before she wakes up. We might even see her wake up in a casket and freak out. She could have flashbacks to when she was buried alive.
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