Television Review


Smallville: Phantom

By: Stephen Lackey
Review Date: Saturday, May 19, 2007

So much happened in this episode it feels like the writers had a bulleted list of goals and the episode just goes down the list. There are more confrontations here than in a political rally; Lana/Lex, Clark/Lex, Lana/Lionel, Clark/Lionel, Clark/Bizaro, Martian Manhunter/Phantom, Lex/Lionel, oh and there are three potential dead people too. Now, I don’t believe any of them are dead, but more on that later.
 
At the beginning of the episode Lex is in Canada chasing a Phantom that can only exist in a human body for 24 hours. He finds the current host but the Phantom gets away. Unbeknownst to Lex just before he arrived Martian Manhunter was there and the Phantom ripped some guts outta' him and he had to fly off PDQ. Lex has determined that he needs to capture a Phantom alive in order to get the proper “peptides” from it to build his army. Lex is so not in the know about what is happening but his daddy and the Manhunter knows everything. Meanwhile the drama of Lana, Lex, and Clark finally comes to a head. Lana tells Lex that she is leaving him, that she knows everything he’s done to her, and that their marriage is built on nothing but lies. When Lex asks her if it’s Clark “the biggest liar of all” she rubs salt in the wound by saying he could never mean as much to her as Clark. So the natural response is to swat her across the face. In what ends up being a mildly humorous exchange she tells him “that’s the last time you’ll ever touch me” and she attempts to leave. What makes it humorous is of course he immediately does touch her and she doesn’t do one thing about it other than ominously ask him if he’s going to kill her when he says that he can’t just let her leave.
 
Lana had already visited Clark and told him she was leaving. In a real shocker Clark finally told her his secret, but not the source of his weakness.  She tells him that Lionel forced her into the marriage by threatening to kill him and she leaves telling Clark that she is leaving town. This leads to the next confrontation (I’m not necessarily in show order here, I’m just hitting the highlights) between Clark and Lionel, when a bunch of really goofy stuff is revealed. Clark is tossing Lionel around like a rag doll. That alone should have broken some bones, but hey this is Smallville. Just as he’s about to lay the smack down on Lionel a wounded Martian Manhunter stops him and tells him that Lionel is on their side and is an emissary of Jor’El! He goes on to inform Clark that he himself worked for Jor ‘El. Now, I don’t mind the connection between Clark and the Manhunter but taking the wind out of Lionel’s potential badguy sails really ticks me off. Lionel now is more like Punisher or Daredevil, he’s a hero that just doesn’t have any boundaries when it comes to getting the job done. I enjoyed Lionel more as the father bad guy, the one who was always one step ahead of his son because he’s been a bad guy longer and knows what he’s doing. This switch did not shock and rivet me to the screen, it disappointed me.
 
So, toward the end of the episode Lionel meets Lana just as she’s leaving town. She jumps into her vehicle and just before he can get to her he is cut off by a mail truck. When the truck passes her vehicle explodes. I hope we were never supposed to believe she died in that explosion. The mail truck thing was just too obvious. More likely we are supposed to know she’s not dead, that she instead found a way to rig her car with a bomb and fake her death to get Lex arrested and protect Clark. Lana setting up a bomb in her own car is laughable though. We’ll just have to wait and see how this plays out. Lionel has to be the one to tell Clark about Lana’s death and urge him not to do anything rash. Clark leaves, and waits for Lionel to leave so he can follow him to where Lex is. Lionel is carrying Kryptonite with him to stop Clark from killing Lex. If Lionel is truly a good guy now he has to be able to see the benefits of not standing in Clark’s way. So there’s still a glimmer of caring between Lionel and his son, and we’ll probably see a 360 next year with Lionel going evil again.
So, at the dam where Lex has been working on his Aries project the latest Phantom busts loose again just as Clark’s about to do some damage. The Phantom has been looking for a Kryptonian and when he meets Clark he takes just a little of Clark’s DNA to make a replica of Clark to exist in. They have a few minutes of good fighting (way too short as always) and he tells Clark that he’s just like Clark, just a little bizarre. So we have just witnessed the Smallville rendition of one of Superman’s funniest villains, Bizaro. I didn’t mind this new origin for Bizaro, having him come from a square shaped version of Earth might not play out on television. Now what I did mind is that the writers took all the humor out of the character. What would have been cool is if the DNA theft got a little corrupted in some way so that Bizaro could talk a least a little weird like he does in the comics. Here’s a big complaint that I’ve registered before, why is it that any character on the series that has Clark’s powers or similar ones is able to figure out how to fly within minutes yet Clark has been at it for so many years and still can’t? Anyway the battle between Bizaro and Clark leaves Lionel buried under rubble and potentially dead. Now wasn’t it just a couple of episodes ago that Lionel was buried under rubble and he went to the hospital and came home the same day or the next one? No, he’s not dead.
 
OK, so there’s a side story involving Lois and Chloe that I have to touch on. Lois is still out for revenge against Lex for what happened to her old boyfriend. She discovers the dam location and heads to check it out. She beats the daylights out of a guard but not before he’s able to poke her with a big knife. She tries to call Chloe but falls down dead before she can say much. Chloe miraculously arrives on the scene, probably from some satellite triangulation of the cell phone signal or some other trick that she should totally be unable to do, we’re never told in the episode how she found the location. At any rate, in the previously on Smallville bit at the beginning of the episode we were reminded that Chloe believes, and so did Lex at one point, that she is a meteor freak. After that I was just waiting for the other shoe to drop. They probably shouldn’t have reminded us at the beginning about her potential abilities because it killed the drama. What would have worked much better would have been to have her cry over Lois and while she’s doing that show a flashback of her saying that she’s a meteor freak and even overlap that with the glowing tear drop. At that point everyone would be reminded of those scenes from previous episodes and see her use her power for the first time simultaneously leaving the drama intact. But, as is so common on this series that creators took the easy and much less effective way out by just giving us the hint at the beginning of the episode. So Chloe’s tear drop transferred Lois’ death from her body to Chloe. Lois wakes up and finds Chloe’s dead body. Again I say Chloe isn’t dead, her body just needs time to recover or some other weirdness but I bet we go through some funeral prep before she wakes up. We might even see her wake up in a casket and freak out. She could have flashbacks to when she was buried alive.
 
Let’s talk about the what if’s for a minute. Let’s say Chloe is dead. Well maybe Lois gets a job at the Daily Planet and there have already been hints at an attraction between her and Clark so that might work for a character evolution of the final season of the series. Also, let’s say that Lionel and Lana are both dead too. Lana’s death creates the perfect bitter hatred between Lex and Clark and Lionel’s death might be the final event that forces Lex into full blown villainy. So, realistically these deaths could set the stage for a fantastic final season, but I don’t believe any of it is true. Did anyone else read the original Secret Wars miniseries from the 80’s? I thought about it a couple of times last night while watching Smallville. In that series a few main Marvel Comics characters, icons of that universe, are killed off but in the last issue they are all brought back to life. I’ve always been a bit mad about that. The series was so good up to that last issue when the writers took the safe way out and I believe we’ll have a similar ending to this story arc on Smallville. Also, is anyone else sick of seeing Chloe pine away for Clark and him act like he doesn’t notice? When Clark told Chloe that he revealed his secret to Lana she was obviously upset but he seemed completely oblivious to it. Allison Mack handles the scenes fantastically with her facial expressions and tone of voice but they happen almost every week. It’s time something is done about it. There was a lot to enjoy in this episode, most importantly the Bizaro fight, the fact that Clark revealed himself to Lana, and the Manhunter, but there was plenty to complain about too. In the end I feel like there were some missed opportunities in the episode and there’ll be even more next season because nearly everything set up here will be unraveled. Maybe it won’t be, maybe next year is the last season and they plan to go out with a bang? That would b great, plus Clark just keeps looking way older than he’s supposed too….


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calhoun1677 • May 19, 2007, 06:02am •
I wondered about the mailtruck also, but if you look, the truck goes by and all it does is lead us to believe that Lana will end up not in the car, and it slows Lionel's attempt at getting to her, but after the truck passes, Lionel shouts "Lana" and she opens her door and looks in his direction and the gets in and the car blows up! The truck has already past by, and then we see Lana get in the car! She is dead, which is just as well, there really hasn't been much use for Lana as of late, save for the wedge between Lex and Clark, so I'm glad she is dead! He will only have eyes for Lois, for that is the holy scripture of Superman!!

nax37 • May 19, 2007, 09:53am •
No chance she's dead. And there's still a possibility that Bizaro will become "corrupted" He did turn blue as he flew away, other things could change in him too.

gazelle024 • May 19, 2007, 10:21am •
I agree that there is no chance that Lana is dead and although Clark never really gets together with Lana, she and Lois do become rivals for a little while. On the other hand both Chloe and Lionel can die and I have been waiting for their deaths since day one. Also whatever happened to Pete Ross? As for Bizzaro his face was becoming more like what we are used to with him. Perhaps his thinking will too. I can hardly wait to hear him say "Bizzaro Smash!!!" or "Puny humans leave Bizzaro alone!" or some such like our green skinned friend from another universe. It seems that he already knew how to fly before he got these powers and the Phantom Zone always looked to me like some kind of block shaped world anyway. Perhaps the Phantom Zone is some sort of Anti-Matter Universe on this show. With the Lana/car explosion/mail truck bit. I fully expect that Lana somehow ducked away. Although it seems strained to think she might have rigged her own car. Otherwise she might have been grabbed as the truck passed, but perhapsod thing for her to disappear. This leaves Clark free to move to Metropolis and now perhaps with Chloe's spirit connected to Lois she goes too and things progress between them. That's something that would have a hard time happening with Lana around.

hanso • May 19, 2007, 05:38pm •
You say Lionel does a 360 and becomes evil again. If he does a 360 from where he is now would he be good again? 360s leave you in the same place you started with. 180 degree turn is the opposite of where you are. So if he's good now he would need a 180 degree turn to be evil again. Now if it's a 360 from the starting point of the show then it would be full circle and he would still be evil at the end. Which did you emply?

Merin • May 19, 2007, 05:43pm •
I really liked this episode. It was a great finale.

To respond to some of Stephen's comments:

Lionel hasn't been a "villain" for awhile. Not since prison, when Clark "saved" him and he "recovered" from his illness. He was chosen as Jor-El's emissary awhile ago, not just this episode - the Manhunter just reaffirmed what the viewers already knew. Now, granted, the blackmailing Lana into marrying Lex was extreme, and had me scratching my head when it happened - but that wedding episode was amazing, and it all makes some level of sense. Lionel will probably never be a "good guy" but he is more of a "shades of gray" character, and his motivations are, in the end, to do Jor-El's bidding and protect Clark.

I doubt Lana is dead, but for more than mere cynicism. The truck is one aspect, but the whole scene is a perfect set-up - Lana calling Lionel to have him be a witness to her "death" so he can escape him, Lex and get away from Clark (knowing full well he'd never just let her go, but she feels she has to be "gone" to keep him safe.) I think she set her death up.

When Lois was stabbed, I was completely in the story. I was "Holy *&%^!" and couldn't believe it. Lois called Chloe, so yeah Chloe did her cell-phone tracking magic (Smallville isn't the only show to use this plot device) to find Lois. No big for me as Lois was dead when Chloe got there - had Chloe "arrived in time" to save Lois, that would have been unbelievable.
And when Chloe's tear hit Lois and the screen went white, we came back to Lois alive with Chloe nowhere in site. Again, I was completely in the story and was all "Holy $#%@!" I thought, "What a brilliant way to merge Chloe (whom so many fans feel is the 'Lois' of the show since day one) with Lois and have just Lois with the traits of both characters." Then we see Chloe's body, and I was like "Damn." Further removed, I think it is still possible that Chloe 'merged' / 'gave her life force' to Lois. I don't think it is beyond reason that Chloe will stay dead.

When Dark Clark said "I'm you, only a little bizarre." I again said "Holy %$^#!" Now maybe some spoiler site or some such had given hints at Bizarro, but I had absolutely no clue this was coming.

As for Clark not flying - he's stated multiple times in the past that he is both 1 - afraid of heights and 2 - doesn't want to be above people. To him, there are two reasons he is afraid to fly. It isn't that he COULDN'T - it is that he doesn't want to. Under Red K he flew just fine.

All in all, this season finale was great fun. I keep hoping for the show to "jump" to Clark being in Metropolis, donning the costume, being a reporter - leaving Smallville (the town and the title) behind. With Jonathan dead, Martha off to Washington, Chloe and Lois both in Metropolis (possibly Chloe dead), Lana dead/gone, and Lex irreversibly Clark's enemy now - there really is nothing tying Clark to home save the farm, and I don't think that'll hold him. I'm crossing my fingers that FINALLY the show will graduate.

gekk0state • May 19, 2007, 07:07pm •
If Chloe's power is to transfer the death to herself to save another, that is one heck of a one shot power! I think, like the review says, she is not really dead.
It would have been better if she did integrate into Lois, but oh well.

I am just thankful that Lana didn't get unrealistically knocked unconscious again. It’s nice to be treated as a viewer with a brain sometimes. It has happened so many times in the series, she would have steel plate in her head by now.

MetalWatero • May 20, 2007, 06:15am •
The writers of this show just don't get it, Lois should die...and Chloe, should color her hair dark and change her name to Lois Lane...thus taking on the Lois Lane persona as a tribute to her cousin...however, her knowledge of Clark's secret should be blanked form her mind.

Now, I...and several other fans suggested this a few seasons back when they faked Chloe's death on the show...but no, the producers failed to embrace that cool as hell concept. Allison Mack is so gorgeous...loyal, kind and downright sexy...any man would be crazy not to go for her. Lana is a "one night stand" that you have over 6 months. She's the girl who you experiment sexually with, and move on, cause you know she's crazy and a flake. Besides, if you don't move on...you know she will. Experimental girls, don't like good guys...due to the fact that they don't want them to ever know their darkest most depraved sides, sexually speaking. There is too much uncertainty there for them. Those kinds of girls fear that if they reveal just exactly who they really are...they will be rejected...or be outed to their closest family members and friends. No, they want a guy who has no real ties to them, or their family members and friends whom they've grown up with, as there is less of a chance that their secret lifestyle will get back to those whom would be ashamed of their actions (i.e. their loved ones). Hence, they seek out, or at least, allow an equally unhinged sexual personality to seek them out--someone like Lex Luthor, I suspect. You know...a threatening bad boy who is capable of just about anything?

Lana is the type to fall for Lex Luthor and or Lionel Luthor. She's a drama and attention queen. She loves Clark putting her up on a pedestal, but that is only an ego thing. I mean, who wouldn't love being flattered by someone who adores you??? Still, it can be boring or even scary to know that, that very person could never understand your darkest interior. That's why so many people cheat and seek out wild sexual encounters outside of their relationships--they don't want to appear to be anything other than the angel their mate views them as being...for fear of disappointing them and losing their respect and adoration. The same thing happened on Dawson's Creek between Dawson abd Joey. Pacy won the girl, because Pacy was a dog...and Joey was as much of a dog as him. She wanted to sexually experiment, be reckless, and have her fun...and Dawson would be too disappointed by that side of her if revealed...hence, she walked away from him...because she loved him too much to taint what they had together...by attempting to bring that kind of experimentation home to him. Women don't like to talk about it...but it's a fact. If they are in a Tommy Lee mode, you're toast...and Tommy is going to have his way with those girls in ways that used to be illegal in over 1/5th of the States in America. That's who Lana is...and Clark is too much of a good guy for her...no matter his God like powers, or not. It's like attempting to give a crackhead vitamins...when they only hunger for cocaine. Point is, if that is what their taste is...they will choose the coke over stability every time. Like Forrest Gump and Jenny. In other words...as with most women, all they ultimately want, is the bad boy type, over the good guy...as it offers sexual taboo (sexual freedom...good, bad and indifferent--consequences be damned)--and that is just something that good guys can't compete with...try as one might.

Nope...Allision Mack's Chloe is the perfect match for Clark...and should be stepping into the shoes of Lois Lane...but to do it, they need to erase her history...and replace it with an alternate history...where she swaps places with her cousin. There, in that place, the Lois who we all know...would become Chloe...and the Chloe that we know...becomes Lois. At least in name...sort of like Heaven Can Wait...but, Allison Mack will appear to us as Lois--only, everyone around her will accept that her (Lois' physical appearance as played by Mack) has not changed...like a very good episode of the old Twilight Zone series.

Merin • May 20, 2007, 10:00am •
. . .

uhm, I think Allison Mack is a very fun actress to watch and she is a big part of why I keep watching Smallville (her, Michael Rosenbaum, John Glover), sure . . .

and any empathetic fan will feel for Chloe's pining and recognize her as the faithful, true-blue friend . . .

but the heavily sexual inferences are so far out there, MW, seriously - this is worse than your "Matrix ripped off Blade and Dark City" rant - largely because that one didn't smack at all of bigotry as this one screams misogyny.

You need to learn that just because you have a "brilliant" concept that you love that hired, paid writers and producers for movies and tv shows are not going to listen to you and say "Whoa, hey, that's EXACTLY what we should do!"

You want to share your creativity with the world - write. Or draw. Or get a camera, a crew and a cast and film. Then, with a finished product, show us all how much of a genius you are.

Shouting your opinions on a web site, especially in fan forums and such, only makes you look like another fan who thinks they know better than the actual people who make the entertainment the fans are criticizing. Complaining that the people employed to create these shows don't bend in the wind and take the suggestions of fans on web sites suggests an ego or a complete lack of understanding of how these things work.

You do realize that the majority of the people who actually create this stuff for a living do not ever visit sites like this? Some may, but most writers, directors, actors, etc., are too busy to "surf the web" and browse all the myriad of opinions of what they do. Others fear the web for what it sometimes shows - the very loud, very vocal voices of the "I hate yous" and the "I can do this way better than you, stupids."

Really, who needs that?

MetalWatero • May 20, 2007, 06:48pm •
As with most in depth writing, there are always more in depth meanings behind each character...his/her motives and what not. I am simply analyzing how those characters may be functioning internally and metaphorically as compared to real world social and sexual politics. Although these things are never talked about on the show, they are certainly implied. Science Fiction and Fantasy stories have always contained these implied meanings...but only Buffy managed to step out and take the risk of saying it out loud...and Firefly followed. The new Galactica has attempted to go there, but has limited itself to surface explorations of said subjects...but when these things are presented, we owe it to ourselves as viewers to discuss them.

It is very similar to when Buffy's Tara and Willow began to leave clues that their friendship was mildly flirtatious...if not downright, lesbian. Fans guessed at it, and the producers weren't certain they should go there...but thanks to positive and growing fan support, they gathered the courage...and did go there. This courage that I speak of, was the courage to have a real and adult coversation with the audience, through the characters, about adult sexuality.

And yes, show creators and their staffs do log onto these web sites and occasionally check-out what we post. They may or may not be moved by it...but they nonetheless sample our views and impressions of their work. And that can be a good thing, as we may help steer their programs toward the things that are indeed better for the shows overall. Like the viewpoint of the writer of the above article, as he said...it took away the impact to have Lionel Luthor...once again be revealed as a glorified aid of Jor-El...instead of the villain that he needs to be. In order to properly help set-up Lex...within the context of the story to become the evil master villain he is destined to manifest, he needs a reason...a trigger to send him over the edge...and make him hate Clark...and eventually his alter ego, Superman!!! Likewise, these Freudian asides, will serve to draw Clark away from Lana and into the waiting arms of Lois Lane...hence the talk of sexual/intellectual/emotional motivations in my aforementioned post.

As fans, we would be remise in failing to discuss these things. Comic Books are growing-up. It is the age of The Watchmen...and the age of Wanted. The Comics Code is dead...and we need to adjust to that...and allow these characters to adjust to the new world of storytelling, one that ironically, was birthed from the sexually, and morally skewed old world. Proving once again, that all things repeat themselves...including history!!!

It is all a Freudian related matter. And long before Freud, we had Shakespear...and before him Greek Tragedy and The Bible--as all are (at least with the latter 3) broad, thinly disguised morality plays on human interactions...often motivated by ones' open, and or, hidden sexual mores...as well as the choices we choose to make therein, which impact our lives, and thus, the lives of others!!! BTW--Comic Books are largely based on re-interpretations of Greek Mythos and Biblical stories, hence the connection. Superman, was actually based on the story of Moses.

ponyboy76 • May 21, 2007, 07:04am •
"Lois should die...and Chloe, should color her hair dark and change her name to Lois Lane...thus taking on the Lois Lane persona as a tribute to her cousin...however, her knowledge of Clark's secret should be blanked form her mind."

MW, that is probably one of the weakest ideas for the show I have ever read from anyone. What possible purpose would that serve in the show?

Anyway, the finale was cool and Lana unfortunately is not dead. I too think that she used some of that Luthor money to fake her own death just so she could get away. I`m sure somehow Clark and Lex will find out and both go after her. Neither of them can let go.
I hope we see more of the Justice League next season, too. I can really see 7 as being the last season, because there isn`t much more that Clark can do in Smallville. He`s going to need to move to Metropolis.

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