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Behind Enemy Lines
Moving Along, Nothing to See Here, Moving Along...
(Mon 05/28/2007 08:14pm)Things found in room this time:
1. Length of silk cord
2. Copies American Gods (2)
3. High school diploma (things get buried very quickly)
4. Other high-heeled Mary Jane, pair lace-up ankle boots, pair lace flats
5. Novelty packages of Nutella (2)
6. Blue duct tape
7. Electric kettle
8. Captain D's Seafood Kitchen paraphernalia (water bottle, keychain, miniature soccer ball)
9. Fourth grade yearbook
10. Wire snips.
Truly, the Lands of Charlotte are desolate and strange indeed, with many eldritch creatures borne of miscellaneous crap.
So, rooms cleaned today: .5 Showers taken today: 0. Average floods averted: .75?
I suppose the flood can still be at least delayed if I try being really filthy. It worked in the Dark Ages.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(n)
There's something about inhaling your stimulating verbiage and injecting your powerful ID construct into my cortex while listening to Nine Inch Nails - [Disc 1 Left] - 'Just Like You Imagined' cranked 13 degrees beyond the max threshold that gives me one 'ell of an intellectual erection.
(hey now Maelstrom - Ed)
I said 'intellectual erection' she elongates my MIND, Ed.
(oh well, that's alright then *pause* eeesh - Ed)
Go Away Ed.
Don't mind Ed Charlotte, he's apparently got no..external sensory apparatus.
Moi on the other hand, I'm not adverse to the other sort of elongation where your scorching hotness'osity is concerned, but we'll save the rampant wanton attempts at (hopelessly - Ed) flirting with ye until we're sure,
1. that we won't be arrested by the Censor Committee police for it (again - Ed).
(and more importantly, 2. that she won't use the Blue Duct Tape, Electric Kettle, Wire Snips, miniature soccer ball and her powerful intellect, on your person for the affrontery of hitting on her - Ed)
*pause*
Well, in my defense, I should like to point out two key things.
1. *WHAM* (ow - Ed)
2. that I'm quite insane.
and
3. most importantly, that you're very stimulating SS.
\/\/elcome to Mania Charlotte! Ye art a Pleasure.
(..to read - Ed)
that too.
mXm