• Fincher , Cameron and Anderson? Thats funny cause Ioubt they want to make more CGI chick flicks.

How would Cameron rewrite Aliens like he did to make Avatar?

Cameron would want to make SpiderPig 2099

 I just saw a really disturbing article that says Robert Pattison from Twilight wants to be Spider-Man. PLEASE GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Conan: Both Kellan Lutz or Jason Marmoa do not look like Conan! They are not intimidating enough to be the savage Conan. They are too pretty looking. That is not Conan. He a huge barbarian. They are also to damned small. This is Conan!

http://www.wallpaperez.net/wallpaper/games/Conan-1544.jpg

Not some damned pretty boys!

Spider-Man: Yah know, the more I think about it I think that Hanso is right on this one. David Fincher would be a great choice for the directors chair. We all ready know he can make great movies that are not normal. He has all ready worked with the new writer on the movie Zodiac. I want him to get the job. I don not want James Cameron to get the job though. While I like his style he is just not right for Spider-Man.

Captain America: Well, it sounds like the is going to be OK. As long as it is set in WWII and is about him kicking Nazi ass it is good with me. I like the fact that he has to grow into being Captain America. That is some serious sh*t to deal with going from a 98 pound wimp to a huge ass whipping beast. I can't wait for a trailer!

They could have Peter Parker being a tweaker and dressing up as Spider-Man to battle villains while he performs sex acts with various roided up midgets and it wouldn't matter.

LOL ,Hanso! I think I saw that flick sitting on the shelf in the Adults Only section at the video store!

Nice!  But what were you doing in the Adults Only section you dirty dirty monkey?

I heard he was spanking himself, Hanso.

That's not cool, at least wait till you get to your house.

I worked in a video store that had an adult section. I always felt weird about being in there when there were customers. Rarely any chics went in; it was always some weird looking dudes who you know were just looking for spanking material. And there were a few that would pull out a bestiality flick and then ask if it was good. Just very uncomfortable.

If Wes Anderson does Spider-man I want the '60's Spider-man theme in Portuguese.  Who would Luke and Owen Wilson and especially Bill Murray play?

I odn't know Hanson, if Spidey is going "spill his webbing" all over MJ, it better be a really hot, slutty one, not like Dunst. Then maybe I might see it. But only then.

No freaking way. MJ was never ever "hot and slutty". MJ has always been "hot and classy". We need a natural hot and classy red head who has a body that kills. She also needs to be tall as all models are because MJ is supposed to be professional model material.

Dunst was never ever in that league. Not to say she is not hot in her own way. Dunst has always been more like the hot girl next door.

MJ is more like that hot model that was always supposed to be out of Parker's reach yet he still got some of that ass. Because Parker is secretly a super pimp extraordinaire.