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  • Movie: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
  • Rating: PG-13
  • Starring: Kristen Kreuk, Neal McDonough, Michael Clarke Duncan, Chris Klein, Taboo, Robin Shou, Moon Bloodgood, and Josie Ho
  • Written By: Justin Marks
  • Directed By: Andrzej Bartkowiak
  • Distributor: 20th Century Fox
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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Move Along; Nothing to See Here

By Rob Vaux     February 27, 2009


STREET FIGHTER Review
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Even by the admittedly lowered standards of video game adaptations, the new Street Fighter movie stinks. One watches it vainly in search of some context to properly enjoy it. As kitsch? As drag-knuckle fun? As an example of what not to do with a project like this? It fails on nearly every count. Painfully. Embarrassingly. In ways that leave one wondering if the principles can ever look their families in the eye again.
 
The film apparently serves as an origins story of sorts, charting the ascent of the evil Bison (Neal McDonough) and his heroic nemesis Chun-Li (Kristen Kreuk). He abducts her father as part of a convoluted scheme to take over Bangkok's slums, abandoning her to a squalid existence as a Julliard-trained pianist. That, of course, is before DESTINY™ summons her, and she abandons everything she knows in favor of aimlessly wandering the streets. A mystic sensei (Robin Chou) eventually finds her and teaches her how to draw Taoist symbols in the sand with her feet while launching glowing balls of mystic energy from her fist. In the meantime, Bison defies government edicts, inflicts various forms of heinosity on his hapless minions, and generally walks around begging for some brave young Nice Person to pummel him flat.
 

Poster art for Street Fighter

Director Andrzej Bartkowiak adopts the basic notion of the Hero's Journey to give his plotline some weight, peppered by fortune-cookie wisdom and the occasional shot of Kreuk kicking really high. That can't fill more than an hour or so, however, which prompts the addition of a useless subplot involving Interpol agent Charlie Nash (Chris Klein, entertaining for all the wrong reasons) and his lifelong mission to end all villainy. The padding goes nowhere--which means it fits perfectly with the rest of the storyline--and the resulting clutter acts as a shoddy substitute for narrative complexity. Fans of the property may sense subtleties which us newbies can't pick up, but the relentlessly sloppy presentation can't possibly do them any favors.
 
Admittedly, it isn't easy to turn a game based around extended one-on-one fistfights into a coherent storyline. Nor does one expect quotable dialogue, which here sounds like a live-action version of the old Superfriends cartoon. One should reasonably expect a decent sense of action, however, and The Legend of Chun-Li fails on that level too. While the actors seem to be up for it, the wirework involved is shamefully obvious: crude visual effects slapped in place to attain the rough semblance of kinetic motion. The choreography, too, feels as graceful as a case of rigor mortis, and the occasional descent into needless brutality disrupts the fun-loving atmosphere Bartkowiak clearly hopes to achieve. If a film like this can't even beat people up properly, there's little point in expecting the story or characters to save it.
 
To its credit, the Bangkok setting attains a certain authenticity, but Bartkowiak undermines that with some not-especially-interesting camera work (surprising considering his background in cinematography) and a dreadful lack of pacing. Even the normally reliable Michael Clarke Duncan is rendered powerless. As Bison's evil henchman Balrog, he has his share of gleeful moments (including pummeling someone with a gas cylinder), but The Legend of Chun-Li bungles them all with poor timing and shaky editing.
 
That leaves the film with nothing the stand on but pathos, misdirected energy and the appalling question of why anyone even showed up for an effort so half-hearted. The Street Fighter video game series apparently has a new version out, doubtless more enjoyable than the sad bit of would-be synergy on display here. Tossing this film in front of the Watchmen juggernaut all but ensures that it will sink quickly and never resurface: a fate even the most die-hard Street Fighter fans shouldn't bother to lament.

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StarlightGuard 2/27/2009 5:01:41 AM

Ooh, harsh.

And I was thinking of going to see it this afternoon.

hanso 2/27/2009 6:49:55 AM

I told ya peeps this wouldn't be any good.

Starlight why on Earth do you want to see this?  I'm a huge SF fan and I'm skipping this at the movies, definitely gonna check it out on video though cause I'm a masochist.

The SF4 game is pure awesomeness.  I'm kinda sad this flick will fail miserably, it means I'll never get the Ryu film I want.  Oh well, there's always the anime versions.

Hey yo Rob, I take it this was worse than the Van Damme version?

Hobbs 2/27/2009 7:45:53 AM

I wouldn't see this if you guys gave me a copy of it for free.  Why do you think Lana went back to Smallville this year...this was the only other job she could get and realized...HEY! I'm not really a movie star after all.

Man, how far has Chris Klien fallen to be doing this crap?

StarlightGuard 2/27/2009 8:24:40 AM

Remember Hanso, I said "I was thinking" of seeing it.

Hell I only saw the trailer yesterday.

I'm also thinking of seeing Fired Up, but I'm even less likely to go see it.

Movies may cost 5 bucks here (in the afternoon hours) but even I'm not going to willingly waste that small amount.

Back to the local listings....there must be something in this area worth seeing.

hanso 2/27/2009 8:30:45 AM

I actually read a few reviews saying Fired Up wasn't bad, so I'd definitely go check that out instead of Street Fighter.

Wiseguy 2/27/2009 10:41:19 AM

Well, I just got in from catching a matinee and I think Rob is being kind. This film is putrid. Like him I expeced it to be bad but have at least some decent action or something that would redeem it a little bit, but nothing.

The story is dumb, doesn't make sense, one subplot is just an excuse to get the cliche renegade cop in the movie except this time he's accompanied by a renegade female cop. Another subplot, Bison's daughter made no sense either, they act like she needed saving. Balrog's last fight is anticlimactic with an ending stolen from an Arnie flick but without the funny line to wrap it up.

The acting is terrible, we already know that Kreuk is a fraud but Klein deserves special mention for how terrible he was. Granted he wasn't given much to work with but his performance was laughable. I guess now a days you have to take whatever jobs are available to you.

SKIP IT

StarlightGuard 2/27/2009 12:39:58 PM

well hanso, I thought I'd just stay home

it's either Street Fighter, Fired Up (given the reviews I saw, it's a steaming pile as well) or the Jonas Brothers concert film.

Why can't we have a Jimmy Buffett live 3D concert film? That I'd gladly pay (whatever it costs) to see.

I'll just stay home this afternoon with my Drew Carey reruns and my Michael Baigent books.

Rifle86 2/28/2009 1:49:54 AM

I give the director props for attempting to try to make a good streetfighter movie, but unfortunately like most said it failed honestly the only one who made the movie great is Gen Robin Shou who we know and love as Liu Kang return to Mk you bastard lol, Kreuk did sort of a good job as chun li but oh my god Taboo as Vega? seriously just stick to your music, Balrog not even close to the original Balrog, Bison ok the guy who played him would be better if he had black hair and suit etc etc but other wise he did just ok, Charlie Nash didnt look anything like him, we should all thank Hyde Park Entertainment for this you guys just made it worse for a company thats having a good run on SF4, Hyde Park Entertainment just made capcom look stupid. and should never try attempting to make movies out of video games ever again. The First Street Fighter is more better than this one put it that way. and Capcom if later down the road make a reboot of Street Fighter please sit next to them and make sure the cast and story line is on point, because the looks is a major thing, and story come on the anime is simply nasty. People left during half of the movie what does that tell you?.

raa2001 2/28/2009 2:33:58 AM

I'm a huge SF fan also and I actually forgot it came out this week.  I guess you see how much I really want to see this.  Even just looking at the trailers it looked like garbage.  I dont see spending any money on this.  It's probably not even worth a bootleg.

MumbleKing 2/28/2009 1:46:56 PM

Neal McDonough - "Everyone spoke so highly of Raul Julia's performance and how fantastic it was. "Can you live up to that?"

Neal define "Everyone" for me. I'm not knocking Julia's talent, but given the material he had to work with, I guess he worked some magic into his role. I think i'll stick to Original Animated movie. Their failure to even be able to match the appearance of the characters is the first let down. Is not their fault (maybe it is, for trying to make this anyway)... In order to give the storyline some depth, one would have to change the story itself.

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