About Me:
I am bitter, egotistical.. I want an island to myself with people worshipping me as a god: it’s the respect I deserve.
I rock, play games and write and direct. I can’t dance, driving blows and I hate the internet for it has ruined my life numerous times. I wish I was running lynx or had a mac but I’m being castrated by windows.
Porn bots love me. They follow me wherever I go: yahoo, myspace, hi5, I’m the man.