The Super Hero Bowl: Marvel Vs. DC Comments -


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Jestlyr25 2/6/2010 6:42:26 AM

Am I the only one who thinks EA Sports need to get wind of this? A comic version of Madden would be classic!!

DarthDuck 2/6/2010 7:29:43 AM

gauley - I thought you were done with Alliance!!  You must be a glutton for punishment!

AgentCoop 2/6/2010 8:49:35 AM

While I care not at all for football or the "real" super bowl, I would auction off a kidney for a ticket to this game.

drumshine 2/6/2010 9:56:51 AM

The question I have is, who has the balls to ref this game? Or, do we automatically assume it's The Watcher in an actual participating role.

drumshine 2/6/2010 9:57:54 AM

And don't forget Two-Face on the coin toss!

DarthDuck 2/6/2010 10:54:16 AM

It can't be the Watcher or the Monitors.  They'd both be biased.  I'd suggest a crossover with Zodac from Masters of the Universe.  He'd be completely neutral!

goldeneyez 2/6/2010 6:46:29 PM

I think Masters of the Universe was published by one of the big two initially... I'm talking way back in the day.

Madmardegan 2/6/2010 6:48:02 PM

great article guy!  I'm all for DC on this one, but Aquaman at center worries me.  Switch him with Wonderwoman cause there's no way that fish while hold off any of Marvels Dline.  Bats will secure the victory by is intellectual prowess and use Marvels assests against them.  Our own Dline needs to be looked at, we got to many dumbies on the front line and all the smarts in the backfield.  Wolvie can sniff out the dumbasses and snikt by them.  Bats = DC win

DeeJay4ADay 2/6/2010 10:05:27 PM

Team Marvel's adjustments:

1) Move Shaw and the Blob to the O-line.

2) Move Nightcrawler to running back.

3) Put Scarlet Witch and the 2nd Captain Marvel in the secondary.

4) Add Dr. Strange to the defensive coaching staff (position coach for the outside linebackers, maybe?).

On the offensive side of the game, this protects the ball while guaranteeing a touchdown every time Nightcrawler gets it. On the defensive side, this cancels out the speed of Flash (via Scarlet Witch), while a light-form Captain Marvel gets easy interceptions that are instantly run out of bounds. The next play results in another Nightcrawler touchdown, and this process repeats itself until DC finds a "fix" for Scarlet Witch. When they do, Dr. Strange will have a little "something" for DC's prized quarterback... who has a profound weakness for magic.

Of course, the Marvel team's victory would be Pyrrhic, as all throughout the game, they would be lambasted by color commentator J. Johan Jameson. He is, after all, the original "hater."

Madmardegan 2/6/2010 11:00:44 PM

DeeJay- I'm not familair with scarlet witch, how could she cancel out said speed of the Speedster?

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