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Matt swisshammer
Date Joined:
October 15, 2008
Last Login:
December 5, 2014
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About Me:
Have you paid your dues? The check is in the mail.
Your dreams
Chicago, IL United States
Favorite Sci-Fi Movie:
Blade Runner, Empire Strikes Back
Favorite Horror Movie:
Zombi 2, The Thing, Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead 2, The Beyond, An American Werewolf in London, Dog Soldiers, Scanners, 28 Days Later, Alien, Tenebre
Favorite Genre TV Show:
Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Walking Dead
Favorite Anime:
Vampire Hunter D, Howl's Moving Castle, Akira
Favorite Comic Book:
Watchmen, The Walking Dead, Chew, Swamp Thing, Miracle Man
Favorite Manga, Book, or Graphic Novel:
White Noise by Don Delillo, Ubik by Philip K. Dick, Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut
Favorite Video Game:
The Last of Us, Dead Space, God of War 1, 2, 3
Must Have DVD:
Escape From New York, Alien, Blade Runner, Empire Strikes Back, all those listed above


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killerville 4/23/2009 6:18:14 AM

Hey, no sweat bro!  I dig Fulci...Zombie vs Shark is a feat that can't ever be topped. I chose the most evil moster I could think of for my avatar also!  ; )

killerville 4/23/2009 10:44:10 AM

if you go to another maniac's profile while youre logged in, ther *should* be a button on the right hand side of the page that says something to the effect of "addthis maniac to your friends list"


I think....

killerville 5/4/2009 1:16:55 PM

Mine wouldn't 'cause we're already friends, bro! Try some other schmuck's profile...Maybe almostunbiased. And you can tell him I called him a schmuck, too...A limp wristed, milk-hating schmuck

violator14 5/14/2009 12:35:19 PM

wattup bud. if u liked my comments to the canuck "todd89" u should see my finale. haha Friend request happily approved! "C" "U" around

violator14 5/14/2009 12:35:19 PM

wattup bud. if u liked my comments to the canuck "todd89" u should see my finale. haha Friend request happily approved! "C" "U" around

violator14 5/15/2009 1:40:42 PM

He's a high school kid!!?? WTH!!! No wonder he's such a moron. But still.... his writing style is pretty bad for even a high schooler. hahaha.

P.S. for some reason i cant delete the double comment i wrote on ur page no matter how many times i try. weird.....

violator14 5/15/2009 1:44:44 PM

Btw.. i dont think he even knows what "published" really means. I think he just meant he wrote a "novel". Boy i'd hate to have to read that mess. haha. can u imagine...

"Once upon an hour, there was a pretty prettttty female who, liked a very handsum dude. And lived they in a far away prettty pretty place. There they frolikked and fantasies horse rocks with bootiful unicorns and trolled up beasts who paper antenna lotion cactus all the way down to los angeles....."

violator14 5/15/2009 3:49:57 PM

OMG... are u kidding me?? hahahahha.. is that what's in there?? man.. that makes my imitation paragraph of him look like shakespeare. hahaha

violator14 5/15/2009 4:03:29 PM

u know what would be funny... if we just strt up posted that on his own profile. haha.... i wonder what he'd think.

violator14 5/18/2009 9:08:50 AM

WTF??!!  He really does have a published book!! How in the world did that happen??? I just dont get it. If he cant write comments properly, how can he have a book out?? This world is going to shit.



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