Episode: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Starring: John Barrowman, Eve Myles, Burn Gorman, Naoko Mori, Gareth David-Lloyd
Network: BBC
Talking Torchwood
By: Stephen Lackey, ColumnistReview Date: Wednesday, January 30, 2008
I think I have a unique perspective on this show by not watching Doctor Who. Torchwood and Doctor Who are of course attached at the hip but they should exist as separate series to be successful. Angel and Buffy were similarly attached but you never had to watch them both to be completely immersed in one of them. Torchwood was that way in Season One. There were some links to Doctor Who but I never once felt like I was missing something or the show was suffering by my not watching Doctor Who. Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang was so poorly executed that in order to get the effect the episode means to create watching the corresponding Doctor Who episode is required. I recently re-watched the season one finale to prepare myself for the season two premiere and I still felt like I had missed an episode when this one started. Also, before I get into the details I have to say that this episode devolved into simple fan service, rather than a smart story.
At the beginning of the episode, we learn that Captain Jack has been away from the Torchwood team and they are pretty ticked off about it. While he was gone, Gwen has been leading the team and they’ve been feeling their way around the work without their fearless leader. This all just feels weird or out of place considering the last time I saw Captain Jack he had just returned to the land of the living again and was reuniting with his team. At the same time, Captain John makes his way to Cardiff. He’s a former Time Agent and he had a relationship with Jack. So right away they make out, and then beat the heck out of each other. This is central to what I mean by fan service in regard to this episode. The entire plot is so basic that it feels built to take a backseat to scenes that many fans have dreamed about, and written about in fan fiction. Come on, getting Spike from Buffy to kiss Captain Jack is what it is. This is more like slash fiction than a clever Torchwood story. If this was the only instance in the episode I wouldn’t say this is true but at every turn the episode is about who’s going out with whom, and who’s going to kiss who. We learn that Gwen’s engaged and Jack seems upset but at the same time Jack asks out Ianto in a very Dawson’s Creek sort of scene and there’s sexual tension between Jack and John. This is really the focus of the episode. The side story involves Captain John coming to Cardiff to retrieve explosives that have been dropped all over the city. At first, he seems like a do-gooder but that changes part way through the episode.
I actually appreciate that Torchwood is squarely aimed at adults with its sexual innuendo and themes. I also liked that these situations were secondary to the science fiction of the series and the team relationships within the group. The way these situations were handled in season one gave the characters more depth and made them come off as realistic and not pandering. This episode is amateur hour, like someone who’s done a lot of slash fiction got a chance to write an episode. There were a few interesting moments in the episode though. I love the opening scene with the blowfish driving the sports car and the hints to Jack’s past were intriguing too. I like James Marsters as an actor and his character’s connections to Jack’s past both as a lover and as a Time Agent offer some potential for some really good future episodes of Torchwood, I just hope they are better written than this one was. If this season turns into a night time comedy/soap opera I’ll be done with it. I have faith in the writer’s though and am still looking forward to future episodes.
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They built this show based on that. I mean Captain Jack was introduced on Dr.Who and has been in a half a series worth of episodes at least, more if you knew about what he will become and think back to earlier episodes.
Now I tried the Pilot for Torchwood over a year ago and it just didn't hook me, maybe I will give it another shot though but I would have to agree if becomes a soap opera I certainly won't stick with it.