1. "not AGAIN!!!! thats the third one this week!"

2."You sir are insane, your map has green blobs on it and were on HOTH!!!! All ICE! your not getting this are you?"

3."TONIGHT WE DINE AT HOTH!!"

4."HEY, can you two idots even here me?"

5."Blue dude!  The toilets are that away"

6."YAY, I told you guys it wasn't Lando Calrissian"

Had fun hope you guys get a chuckle

1. Honey I told you to park in the garage!

2. Dude did you see the rack on that chick!

3. Don't worry I will have this thawed out and on the road by lunch time.

4. I told you Sarah Palin's Alaska was that way. Now we are lost in Canada of all places.

5. You said what about his mama.

6. Hey Hey you over there. We went to college. HA HA HA

1. Han: ''First it cuts through anything, now it's a freaking ice-stick!!''

2. ''Say what you will about our gears, I'd give Vader's arm right now for a GPS''

3.''First the leg, next hot-dogs''

4. ''Seriously, any Best Buy or something where we can get a GPS?

5. To the blue guy: ''Next time we tell you to dress-up nice, think WHERE we freakin' live you dum-dum!!!''

6. Snowtrooper: '' Is he really black? Guys........where are we?''

It's all in good fun.

1. Han looking at the camera "you want me to put this WHERE in him?"

2. ATAT Commander "OK, if we go down that way, it takes us to the sh*tters." ATAT Drive "I have to go so bad I have to lean against this door."

3. Bounty Hunter "I told you bastards, one more time you take this piece of sh*t for a joy ride, I am gonna burn the mother f**ker!"

4. ATAT Commander with map "but it said that the rebel base is right here!"
ATAT Commander pointing "I could have SWORN I saw everyone else go THAT way."
ATAT Driver "We are missing everything and Vader is going to be PISSED!"

5. White coat to Blue Guy "Hey, weren't you on that episode of Stargate SG-1? I could swear THAT haircut looks so familiar."

6. Snowtrooper holding up hands "I TOLD you he was the guy who was going to empty out the portapotty!"

1.  But seriously DUDE you have to control that drooling problem!!

1A.  That clown was right he did freeze before the first marker!!

2.  ATAT Commander: "Maybe we should have turned left at Albacurky!"

3.  That is not the kind of joint I wanted to burn......but it will have to do

4.  32 paces ......but are they ATAT paces or stormtrooper pace?

5.  Hey Blue guy...... are your nuts the same color as your uniform? 

6.  Sonofabitch that random black guy took the GPS module from our ATAT!!!  Get Him!!!

1.  But seriously DUDE you have to control that drooling problem!!

1A.  That clown was right he did freeze before the first marker!!

2.  ATAT Commander: "Maybe we should have turned left at Albacurky!"

3.  That is not the kind of joint I wanted to burn......but it will have to do

4.  32 paces ......but are they ATAT paces or stormtrooper pace?

5.  Hey Blue guy...... are your nuts the same color as your uniform? 

6.  Sonofabitch that random black guy took the GPS module from our ATAT!!!  Get Him!!!

1. Now just stop drooling already, you know that's not what I meant when I said that I plan on being inside of you later!!

come on fatpantz, give us the rest....good start.

1. "At least he froze while attempting to mount me."

2. "Who the hell took our parking spot? It is clearly a blue permit spot for AT-AT's, not AT-ST's! Uh...should of known...Larry."

3. "Behold it is I who has created fire!"

4. "Damnit TomTom, not again..."

5.  "And on your left is where we are building the new hot yoga studio...you may want to change out of that uniform...blue armour doesn't breath well."

6. "That man stole our propane tank for our heater! Let us hope this doesn't turn out like Alderaan of '73."

Oh I have more...I just ahd to run into the office for the day.  I will do more later!!