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Toy Maniac Star Wars Caption Contest

Win the New Boba!

By Robert T. Trate     February 04, 2011


An AT-AT Driver and two Imperial Generals walk into a bag…
© Hasbro/Bob Trate

 

In case you have been living under a rock, half the country is covered in snow. Well your Toy Maniac is also trapped in the snow. In his boredom, he decided to open a few action figures and take a couple of pictures. Yes, he actually opened a few figures. At this point the market is so saturated that only the really old ones are going to be worth anything. Deal with it, he is.
 
The contest is as follows: give a caption to anyone of the following pictures below. Make the Toy Maniac laugh, gasp, or even shake his head in disbelief. Please place the number of the picture in your caption in the comment section below. You will have until next Wednesday to compete. The winner will be announced next Friday and contacted through your Mania account. Sadly there can only be one winner. Good luck!
 

 

Star Wars Caption Contest

Star Wars Caption Contest

Star Wars Caption Contest

Star Wars Caption Contest

Star Wars Caption Contest

Star Wars Caption Contest

Star Wars Caption Contest

 
Robert Trate writes two weekly columns for Mania the DVD Shopping Bag and the Toy Maniac. Robert also participates in a pod cast that reviews movies, comics and celebrates all things geek. Check it out at You’ve Got Geek on You.com.

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Peggz 2/4/2011 2:02:50 AM

1. "not AGAIN!!!! thats the third one this week!"

2."You sir are insane, your map has green blobs on it and were on HOTH!!!! All ICE! your not getting this are you?"

3."TONIGHT WE DINE AT HOTH!!"

4."HEY, can you two idots even here me?"

5."Blue dude!  The toilets are that away"

6."YAY, I told you guys it wasn't Lando Calrissian"

 

Had fun hope you guys get a chuckle

ronmilner 2/4/2011 6:09:16 AM

1. Honey I told you to park in the garage!

2. Dude did you see the rack on that chick!

3. Don't worry I will have this thawed out and on the road by lunch time.

4. I told you Sarah Palin's Alaska was that way. Now we are lost in Canada of all places.

5. You said what about his mama.

6. Hey Hey you over there. We went to college. HA HA HA

jedibanner 2/4/2011 6:52:16 AM

1. Han: ''First it cuts through anything, now it's a freaking ice-stick!!''

2. ''Say what you will about our gears, I'd give Vader's arm right now for a GPS''

3.''First the leg, next hot-dogs''

4. ''Seriously, any Best Buy or something where we can get a GPS?

5. To the blue guy: ''Next time we tell you to dress-up nice, think WHERE we freakin' live you dum-dum!!!''

6. Snowtrooper: '' Is he really black? Guys........where are we?''

 

It's all in good fun.

dsaluga 2/4/2011 7:28:01 AM

1. Han looking at the camera "you want me to put this WHERE in him?"

2. ATAT Commander "OK, if we go down that way, it takes us to the sh*tters." ATAT Drive "I have to go so bad I have to lean against this door."

3. Bounty Hunter "I told you bastards, one more time you take this piece of sh*t for a joy ride, I am gonna burn the mother f**ker!"

4. ATAT Commander with map "but it said that the rebel base is right here!"
ATAT Commander pointing "I could have SWORN I saw everyone else go THAT way."
ATAT Driver "We are missing everything and Vader is going to be PISSED!"

5. White coat to Blue Guy "Hey, weren't you on that episode of Stargate SG-1? I could swear THAT haircut looks so familiar."

6. Snowtrooper holding up hands "I TOLD you he was the guy who was going to empty out the portapotty!"

MrOptimusPrime 2/4/2011 8:19:17 AM

1.  But seriously DUDE you have to control that drooling problem!!

1A.  That clown was right he did freeze before the first marker!!

2.  ATAT Commander: "Maybe we should have turned left at Albacurky!"

3.  That is not the kind of joint I wanted to burn......but it will have to do

4.  32 paces ......but are they ATAT paces or stormtrooper pace?

5.  Hey Blue guy...... are your nuts the same color as your uniform? 

6.  Sonofabitch that random black guy took the GPS module from our ATAT!!!  Get Him!!!

 

 

MrOptimusPrime 2/4/2011 8:27:41 AM

1.  But seriously DUDE you have to control that drooling problem!!

1A.  That clown was right he did freeze before the first marker!!

2.  ATAT Commander: "Maybe we should have turned left at Albacurky!"

3.  That is not the kind of joint I wanted to burn......but it will have to do

4.  32 paces ......but are they ATAT paces or stormtrooper pace?

5.  Hey Blue guy...... are your nuts the same color as your uniform? 

6.  Sonofabitch that random black guy took the GPS module from our ATAT!!!  Get Him!!!

 

 

fatpantz 2/4/2011 10:36:44 AM

1. Now just stop drooling already, you know that's not what I meant when I said that I plan on being inside of you later!!

Hobbs 2/4/2011 12:39:47 PM

come on fatpantz, give us the rest....good start.

Denney23 2/4/2011 12:41:37 PM

1. "At least he froze while attempting to mount me."

2. "Who the hell took our parking spot? It is clearly a blue permit spot for AT-AT's, not AT-ST's! Uh...should of known...Larry."

3. "Behold it is I who has created fire!"

4. "Damnit TomTom, not again..."

5.  "And on your left is where we are building the new hot yoga studio...you may want to change out of that uniform...blue armour doesn't breath well."

6. "That man stole our propane tank for our heater! Let us hope this doesn't turn out like Alderaan of '73."

fatpantz 2/4/2011 1:57:46 PM

Oh I have more...I just ahd to run into the office for the day.  I will do more later!!

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