Also the All Spark, not exactly Transformers cannon but it worked for giving focus to the story. And gave the Transformers a reason to be on Earth specifically It's good to have a quest object to focus on. The ring, the matrix, the key to Vector Sigma.
And the FX for the cube was pretty awsome.
The backstory scene showing Cybertron and Prime explaining the war.
Prime explaining to his Autobots why they have to protect the humans.
And Megan Fox was friggin hot. Nice touch with her backstory too.
Here's what kind of annoyed me. Those large sections where Michael bay seemed to forget he was making Transformers, that started to look like a clipshow of all his other movies.
And I realize what it is about Michael Bay movies that bother me. It's not that his movies are bad. It's that he tries to turn every script he gets into the same movie.
And this movie has a geek squad(alternately wisecracking or hot loooking, an group of (slightly too heroic) soldiers (all American family guy, smarter tougher black buddy, guy who talks about his ma or girlfriends cooking all the time, and out of shape guy who gets killed, a wise and worried middle age leader (who basically stands around looking wise and worried until it's time to make a speech). And secret governement organization represented an annoying self important government agent who spends so much time bragging about his secret government agency you'll wonder how it's been kept a secret. And of course you just know the braggart will lose ity in a crisis situation.
Now, it wasn't that these elements and characters aren't funny or entertaining. John Tuturrow was hilarious, the ausie chick was appealing, Anthony nerson was funny and seeing Andrew from Buffy was cool. I even found Jon Voight's character likable.
They just didn't seem to belong in this movie. During the Hoover Dam scene I was with Sam, where the hell is Bumblebee or the rest of the Autobots, wouldn't it make sense to talk to the robot while your torturing him.
In TV serial fashon I felt a bit like I was watching a really long commercial break promoting a movie that lookas sadly like another movie I've seen before. Not the one haven't seen and payed to see.
It just seems like about 90 minutes of been there seen that scense could've been cut in favor of spending a little more time building the characters and backstory of the Autobots, instead of building up GI Joe and his posse, or watching Jon Voight pace a hole the Pentegon carpet. There scenes made little more cntribution to the main plot than the President ordering Ding Dongs on Airforce One. And the script seemed forced where ever they were given something important to do.
I don't think ET would be the classic it is now if we left the alien and Elliot and his family to watch the Defence Department scratch there eads of satellite images of the Christmas tree ornament ship before invading the burbs.
An X-Men movie told entirely from the perspective of the cops that surrounded Magneto before he turned there guns omn them would seem a little off too.
The beginnings great final battle kiocks ass. Plenty of room for a sequal. Just next time, Please spielberg direct it yourself or tell Bay to take his old toys home, so the Transformers don't look like guest stars in their own movie.





