TV Review


TV Review: FEAR ITSELF: The Sacrifice

By: Stephen Lackey
Review Date: Monday, June 09, 2008

It’s been said here before just how admirable Mick Garris’ tenacity is. He loves the horror genre, he loves working with horror creators, and he’s convinced that a weekly horror anthology can work again. Fear Itself is his second go at it with Masters of Horror of course being the first. In true Garris fashion the series started off with a whimper rather than a bang. This episode – titled The Sacrifice – was adapted by Garris from a 2004 short story called The Lost Herd. This episode was promoted as being about sexy sirens that seduce a group of thugs that took a wrong turn running from the law. The truth is that the episode isn’t really much about that and those tuning in for that sort of thing are destined for disappointment. The fact is those who tune in at all are destined for disappointment though.

So yes, there are thugs running from the law and their car breaks down near an old isolated fort. Sure enough, inside the fort there is a bevy of attractive women with motivations not yet apparent to the men but these women are most definitely not sirens, at least not in the traditional sense. They are downtrodden and depressed but they do take the men in and offer help to one of them that’s wounded. Once the story does begin to reveal itself, it’s not the traditional siren story that the show’s marketing team promoted it as being but it is another kind of story that’s even more overdone and clichéd. These women are doing their part to protect the world from a greater evil. As long as they stay put in this place and feed that evil, it won’t escape into the world. The question is who will take their place when they get too old to do the job? None of them seem to be working on getting pregnant. There is one girl, played by Mircea Monroe, that teases at the potential of a traditional siren story and she actually has the best gag in the film centered around a bed laid out on the floor of a barn. The story could have at least had a bit more depth had she been trying to use one of these men to get her pregnant so there would be later generations to take the place of these sisters.


The story is completely predictable and the acting is mostly mediocre at best. The best performance in the episode comes from Rachel Miner, who also recently appeared in the Showtime series Californication. Her sort of monotone overly articulate delivery really worked for the character and the slight sign of hope that appears on her fact toward the end of the episode is well done. The dialogue delivery is probably more her personality than it is acting or an attempt to bring something to the character because she delivered lines in almost the same manner in Californication with the only difference being that she wasn’t as browbeaten in that series as she is here. The other actors and actress’ aren’t terrible; they just aren’t all that great either. The direction here is as basic as it can get offering nothing new or innovative to the road worn story making it all feel even more tired.

It is mind boggling why the marketing team responsible for Fear Itself would choose to air this episode first – they had three to choose from that are already in the can. It appears that this episode was picked because of the voluptuous Monroe, who wears the most dipping neckline and is in a few scenes that could be cut into ads to make the episode appear to be more sexually driven than it actually is. Why else would they have decided to start with this bottom of the barrel presentation? The characters lack any depth and the story comes off as bland and “paint by numbers” in the writing, directing, and acting. As previously mentioned, there’s one good gag in the episode and there are a couple of good special effects shots that save this episode from being a complete failure. Hopefully, it can only get better from here.



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mckracken • Jun 09, 2008, 12:28am •
wow, no, I didnt think it was all that bad. Yeah yeah its a Vampire story, and good Lord dont the canadian production houses tear down their sets after filming? (I'm speaking of course about the FORT was used INTACT from Ginger Snaps 3!)
I mean its still cool and all, but shit... its still the exact same Canadian logging fort.

First I did have some questions, why was the injured kid's lips sewn shut, and why was he staked through the heart BEFORE the vampire could get him? EHH?? (the FATHER's lips werent sealed and HE wasnt staked through the heart and he was lying in the next bed over)

ok the other brother was thrown into the pit type thing as a sacrafice, and Lemon (which is the STUPIDEST name EVER!!!) gets bashed over the head and wakes upside-down dripping blood into a bucket - was this for effect since the older brother kicked it aside and the vampire didnt seem all that interested in the dripping blood? Just Lemon.

if this vampire has been plauging these people for such a long time, and they have to keep making sacrafices to it, how'd they kill it so damn easy???? I think that the vampire would have been easier to kill if the girls hadnt offered sacrafices to it and they all ganged up on it and cut its head off.

Ok, yes we know that the boys were running guns at some point but was this sub-plot even needed to propel the story forward? NO!

Also for them acting like they found the fort by accident, it sure looked like the older brother knew where he was leading the other two guys since he walked DIRECTLY to the fort with two guys and a canoe, was the fort just off the main road?

LittleNell • Jun 09, 2008, 05:36am •
I agree, McKracken. A lot of holes in the plot and many scenes seemed contrived to present visual horror (as opposed to working through more suspensful horror). I hope the next one is better.

MrJawbreakingEquilibrium • Jun 09, 2008, 08:30am •
I don't know. I still liked it. Yeah, it had some plot holes but it was pretty decent to me. Let me take a stab at McKrakens questions-just my opinion's mind you. Just for bored fun.

1. Why the kid's mouth was sewn shut...staked in heart- Maybe the girl wasn't taking any chances, she doesn't know what happened to him. As for the sewing maybe she was just demented, maybe they all were. And the reason why they didn't do that to the father was because he was their father. Would you do the same to your father as everyone else in any situation like that?

2. Why was the other brother thrown in a pit and another hung up?- Different girls different ways to carry out the same task. More than one way to skin a cat type thing.

3. How did the vampire get killed so easy?- Well, they made a deal with it and had one for so long so they probably just didn't try hard enough. It's something they'd been doing for generations evidently. Tradition. Plus, it was just a few girls left. Not saying girls are weak by any means but you know it'll most likely roll like that in real life.

4. Was the sub-plot needed? No. Probably not. The thing with this episode for me is that it had too many red herrings. The only way I see the need for that subplot was a reason for them to have all those weapons. Which didn't work anyway. Which was probably used to show how invunerable the creature was.

But I dunno. I always try to fill in gaps with my movies that have them because that's the way I would have wrote them better if it'd been me. Though I would have changed plenty. I giv this episode a C minus.

bjjdenver • Jun 09, 2008, 11:32am •
D is a liitle harsh, imo. I would probably give it a C.

Was it outstanding? Nah. Was it terrible? Nope. I would say it is better than most of tha complete garbage that has filled our TVs in the past month, and showed some signs of being entertaining. It was no worse than the Masters of Horror that spawned it.

I have just never understood, in todays ADD society, why horror/sci-fi anthology series rarely have any success.

mckracken • Jun 09, 2008, 11:33am •
Jawbreaking, a better sub-plot (twist) would have revealed stakes, holy water and crosses inside the bags they were carrying.

Knowledge and belief of vampirism would have made a vastly better twist. Even mentioning in the end he's a decendant of the original Van Helsing would have been a pretty shocking twist.

also 2) I wasnt questioning why the girls did different things to the brothers, thats fine, why was the vampire attracted to (or did it NEED to smell) the blood from Lemon's head while the vampire went straight to the pit and attacked the other guy who wasnt bleeding at all? Hmmm... its just strange is all.

I woulndt give it a D- rating either, its sure nice to see a show about horror on TV again.(the last show I remember watching was in the mid 90's called tales from the darkside, tales from the Crypt, Monsters and Freddy's Nightmares) I kinda would like it to stick around for awhile.

bjjdenver • Jun 09, 2008, 01:22pm •
And despite him having written the story, hasn't Garris stepped away from FI and left the series??

Filch • Jun 14, 2008, 09:24pm •
Mckracken the fort you speak off is not a set but a real fort...fort Langly I belive, but I could be wrong...but it is a real fort none the less. Oh and this show sucked...end of story

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