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TV Wasteland: Death and the Hynerian
Genre Shows Get the Axe While Some Get their Due By
Rob Vaux
November 16, 2009
Farscape
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I don't usually endorse DVDs here, but there's a special one hitting shelves this Tuesday that merits mention. Farscape the wonderful, glorious, gone-before-its-time series from the Jim Henson Company finally gets a box set worthy of its genius. For those of us who had to pick through tiny two- and three- episode collections, or who missed the boat entirely (the DVD has been out of production for several years), it arrives like manna from heaven. The new set contains all four seasons (individual seasons are available separately) with the usual bevy of bells and whistles alongside it.
It doesn't include The Peacekeeper Wars--the truncated miniseries which concluded the show--though that's one of the few Farscape DVDs still readily available outside of eBay. If you're a long-suffering fan waiting for a complete set, your prayers have been answered. If you've never seen Farscape, pick up the first season or just rent a few episodes. It's like nothing you've seen before or since. The DVDs hit the streets this Tuesday, November 17.
Back in the world of still-running television, last week saw two big casualties in genre programming: ABC cancelled Eastwick and Fox finally gave Dollhouse the long-anticipated axe. Whedonites certainly took notice, and the extended screech from the online fanbase has been well-nigh overwhelming. Frankly, however, they have very few grounds for complaint. Fox granted the show a second season, they didn't play Whack-a-Mole with the schedule, and they'll be running the final episodes in December. The only leg the fans have to stand on is the less-than-desirable Friday night air time… and as Smallville is proving, you can still find viewers from appealing demographics there if you try.
As for Eastwick, it has its share of devoted fans too, though their well-intentioned Twitter campaign to save it came to naught. Ratings started low and steadily decreased, and unlike Dollhouse, neither its DVR viewings or DVD prospects were strong enough to hold back the tide. The silver lining is that ABC has promised to air all thirteen episodes, though if ratings continue to slide they may toss it into different timeslots or even drop it entirely. We'll do our best to stay on top of it, and we'll have a full breakdown of how various network shows are doing next week.
Monday
Heroes (NBC, 8:00 PM EST)
Mohinder (Sendhil Ramamurthy) apparently returns while Tracy (Ali Larter) struggles to maintain a hold over her powers.
The Prisoner (AMC, 8:00 PM EST)
Episodes three and four of the new miniseries entail Number 6 (Jim Caviezel) spying for Number 2 (Ian McKellan) and a disaster striking The Village.
The Secret Life of Vampires (Bio, 10:00 PM EST)
Biography apparently isn't too good to pass up a trend. Thus, we receive a repeat airing of this 2005 special exploring the impact of vampires on popular culture.
Point Break (FMC, 7:00 PM EST)
Deep down inside, I think we all had a little soft spot for the late Patrick Swayze, and the undisputed high point of his career is this shockingly good action film about a gang of bank-robbing surfers.
Sky High (Disney, 8:00 PM EST)
Another film that does far better than it should, this 2005 charmer entails a high school for budding superheroes, deftly combining coming-of-age clichés with an amusing comic-book comedy. Bruce Campbell and Kevin McDonald steal the show in cameos.
Tuesday
V (ABC, 8:00 PM EST)
100 Visitors receive diplomatic visas, allowing them to raid our pet shops at will for tasty, tasty vittles.
The Prisoner (AMC, 8:00 PM EST)
The miniseries concludes with 6 (Jim Caviezel) discovering both an evil version of himself and the secret at the root of the Village.
Minutemen (Disney, 8:00 PM EST)
The Disney Channel reruns a largely harmless movie about three kids with a time machine hunted by the government.
Wednesday
Ghost Hunters (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
The team examines a lighthouse in Pensacola, Florida which supposedly holds the ghost of a young woman.
Ghost Hunters Academy (Syfy, 10:00 PM EST)
The Academy heads to sea to investigate reports of hauntings on the U.S.S. North Carolina.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (AMC, 8:00 PM EST)
The weakest of the four Terminator films still has a few moments to recommend it, as well as Schwarzenegger's (presumably) final turn in his signature role.
End of Days (AMC, 10:30 PM EST)
If you just can't get enough Arnold, see if you can sit through this stinker, in which he plays a cop trying to stop Satan from triggering the end of the world. Seriously, it may be the worst thing he's ever done… and that's saying a lot.
As mentioned above, Eastwick has been cancelled. No word on when exactly the final episodes will air.
Thursday
FlashForward (ABC, 8:00 PM EST)
Bryce (Zachary Knighton) goes looking for the cute girl he saw in his flash forward while tensions between the Benfords grow. Meanwhile, Agent Noh (John Cho) and the FBI try to find out who called him and told him he was going to die.
The Vampire Diaries (The CW, 8:00 PM EST)
Shocking revelations about the town's founders are promised, as well as some new bit of drama to keep Elena (Nine Dobrev) and Stefan (Paul Westley) from being happy together. Because their happiness is all we should be concerned about these days.
Supernatural (The CW, 9:00 PM EST)
The Winchesters embark upon a good old-fashioned Lucifer hunt, hoping to send the Prince of Darkness back to hell where he can wait for Rupert Murdock in peace.
Fringe (Fox, 9:00 PM EST)
Walter (John Noble) wants a milkshake--presumably before immolating himself and Faramir like the kings of old--while he, Peter and Astrid examine evidence of a man known only as The Observer.
Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent (Syfy, 7:00 PM EST)
Another bracing dose of Saturday night Syfy movies has conveniently moved to Thursday night. The first one entails a giant snake summoned by the powers of voodoo.
Mutants (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
The second half of Syfy's double feature--about an evil sugar maker who inadvertently turns test subjects into killer mutants--doesn't look any better than the first, but at least it's got Michael Ironside.
Friday
Smallville (The CW, 8:00 PM EST)
Tess (Cassidy Freeman) kidnaps Lois (Eric Durance) and extracts information about the dark future she saw.
The Ghost Whisperer (CBS, 8:00 PM EST)
More fun and games with the creepy kid as Aiden (Connor Gibbs) makes friends with a girl who died of leukemia some time ago.
Medium (CBS, 9:00 PM EST)
First is was a radio in an SUV and now it's a pair of sunglasses granting Allison (Patricia Arquette) extra spiffy powers. The X-Files' Mitch Pileggi guest stars
Stargate Universe (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
Time for another spin with the communication stones, this time allowing Lt. Scott (Brian J. Smith) and Camile Wray (Ming-Na) to head home.
Sanctuary (Syfy, 10:00 PM EST)
Dr. Magnus (Amanda Tapping) seemingly shoots the Big Guy (Christopher Heyerdahl) in cold blood. I'm guess there's more to it than that, though the Sanctuary Network apparently doesn't want to hear it. Tapping directed this episode.
Wolverine and the X-Men (NickToons, 8:00 PM EST)
Marvel's Merry Mutants return for the final few episodes of the inaugural season. Jean Grey has finally been located, but Mr. Sinister has plans of his own for her and dispatches Archangel to snatch her up.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Cartoon, 7:30 PM EST)
The Mongol sets up a grand race between heroes and villains to see who can save the world first.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Cartoon, 9:00 PM EST)
Hey, you got zombies in my space opera! The Jedi must content with a gaggle of undead soldiers while searching for the missing Luminara.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures (NickToons, 7:00 PM EST)
Tony heads off for the Arctic to find a cure for Obadiah's daughter, unaware that the Blizzard has been sent there as well.
Shrek the Third (ABC, 8:00 PM EST)
A once-brilliant franchise comes to a shuddering halt in this misbegotten third entry to the series.
Dollhouse has been cancelled, but the final episodes will begin airing in December.
Saturday
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
Like many Uwe Boll productions, this spectacular train wreck of a movie is fascinating solely to see how many period-inappropriate actors (Jason Statham, Burt Reynolds, Ray Freaking Liotta for God's sake!) he can place in a period movie.
The Day the Earth Stood Still (HBO, 8:00 PM EST)
Keanu Reeves may have found the part he was born to play, but that doesn't prevent this remake of the 1950s classic from tripping headlong over its own shoelaces.
Sunday
Dexter (Showtime, 9:00 PM EST)
Dexter (Michael C. Hall) takes a good look at the people around the Trinity Killer (John Lithgow) in an effort to learn how he ticks.
Lightning Strikes (Syfy, 7:00 PM EST)
It's Kevin Sorbo night on Syfy, starting with a bit of good-natured goofiness about a monster that rides to Earth on a lightning bolt.
Fire From Below (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
The once and former Hercules continues pummeling your Sunday night into hamburger, this time trying to stop to stop a giant chunk of Lithium from exploding or something.
The Vikings (TCM, 8:00 PM EST)
Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis star as Viking warriors duking it out over control of the English throne (and Janet Leigh's princess, who apparently comes with it as part of a package deal). Cheesy, dated, and filled with lines like "love and hate are horns on the same goat," it remains a hoot nonetheless, benefiting from an epic scope and some gorgeous Norse scenery.
Farscape - better than sliced bread (unless you are trying to make a sandwich). Anybody who hasn't seen it yet, give it a try.
It's not to everybody's taste. Some people apparently couldn't get past the puppets, refusing to see them as characters rather than special FX. But in this era of CGI characters, that may be less of a problem.
Dollhouse - Fox gave it plenty of chances. Friday night is fine. They know ratings are generally lower on Fridays and take that into account. But it was beat out by a rerun of House. More people wanted to watch a rerun of House than a new episode of Dollhouse. That says something profound.
Stargate Universe - they did a cracking episode of science fiction last ep, now they are going back to body swapping drama about relationships? How disappointing.
Kara S