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TV Wasteland: Revolutionary?

NBC is hoping for a Revolution

By Rob Vaux     September 17, 2012

The new fall season officially kicks into gear this week, and already, we’re presented with a fresh new bucket of NBC’s flop sweat. Revolution, premiering Monday and occupying an unseemly percent of promo time during the Olympics, feels exactly like an all-or-nothing gambit perpetrated by a desperate network eager to get back in the game in one fell swoop. Sure, it has big names attached to it – J.J. Abrams angeled it and Jon Favreau directed the pilot – but are they going to deliver the goods straight out the gate, or ask us to stick around while they trundle out a convoluted mythology to digest? The answer may well determine whether the show lives or dies.
The premise involves a global event that shuts down all electricity permanently. We then fast forward 15 years to a new world of crossbows, militias and walled townships, where plucky siblings Charlie (Tracy Spiridakos) and Danny (Graham Rogers) search for some bit of computer magic their father left behind which might hold the key to turning the lights back on. 
It’s perfectly possible that they could pull something off here, and early reviews have been positive. But post-apocalyptic overkill has definitely set in (we also have Falling Skies, The Walking Dead, Last Resort and recently cancelled shows like Jericho and Battlestar Galactica), and Revolution’s insistence on making everyone look like they just stepped off the catwalk into Thunderdome implies a lack of seriousness that immediately sets our teeth on edge. We’ll give it a chance, but the leash is short… and if NBC misses, it’s a long way down.
Revolution premieres Monday night at 10:00 PM on NBC.
 
 

Monday

Revolution (NBC, 10:00 PM EST)
NBC debuts a new series about life after the lights go out. See the top of the article for more.
 
Alphas (Syfy, 8:00 PM EST)
Rosen decides what to do with the mole, while John gets to meet Rachel’s parents. I’m not certain that the two are connected.
 
Warehouse 13 (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
That rust in West Virginia is apparently affecting more than just the cars, sending Bering and Latimer to check it out. Elsewhere, Artie finally breaks down and reveals his deep dark secret.
 
Nanny McPhee (ABC Family, 9:00 PM EST)
Emma Thompson loves Mary Poppins so much, she found an alternate magical nanny of her very own to play.
 
Apollo 13 (AMC, 8:00 PM EST)
I would hesitate to call Ron Howard’s collected work a “canon,” but if it is, then this superb dramatization of the Apollo 13 crisis stands at the very top.
 
Max Payne (FMC, 8:00 PM EST and 10:00 PM EST)
Amazingly enough, Mark Wahlberg escaped this debacle intact. Well done, Mark!
 
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (Showtime, 8:00 PM EST)
Still the goofiest title of all time? You can certainly make a case for it.
 
Spider-Man 3 (7:00 PM EST and 10:30 PM EST)
It’s too long, there’s too many villains… but I’ll defend Thomas Haden Church’s Sandman to the death.
 

Tuesday

Face Off (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
Kevin Smith serves as the guest judge as contestants create make-up effects for superhero characters.
 
Hot Set (Syfy, 10:00 PM EST)
A new series premieres, doing for movie sets what Face Off does for make-up artists. I’m not going to complain: they could have gone much, much sleazier.
 
Tombstone (AMC, 8:00 PM EST)
You can love Val Kilmer here all you want; he’s still a douche.
 
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (FX, 7:00 PM EST)
Wait, is this the one where Megan Fox is slathered in too much make-up or the one where Shia LaBeouf makes us all embarrassed for him? 
 
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (HBO, 8:00 PM EST)
Oh Andy Serkis… is there anything you can’t do?
 
Fight Club (IFC, 8:00 PM EST)
We’re going to follow the first rule of Fight Club and move on. If you have to ask…
 
The Crazies (Spike, 7:00 PM EST)
How can Spike be allowed to add 70 minutes to a 100-minute movie? We’re rapidly approaching the level of more commercials than content… which is one of the reasons I don’t like covering Spike on this column. 
 
The Last House on the Left (Spike, 9:50 PM EST)
This is the adequate remake rather than the low-budget original. Not that it matters since, you know, Spike…
 
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Starz, 9:00 PM EST)
Hard to believe it’s been nine years since Johnny Depp single-handedly reinvented the swashbuckling genre, isn’t it?
 

Wednesday

Ghost Hunters (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
The team investigates the site of a deadly fire located in New Orleans.
 
Paranormal Witness (Syfy, 10:00 PM EST)
The show checks out a home in Connecticut that used to be a funeral parlor. So, you know, nothing to see here…
 
Knight and Day (Cinemax, 8:50 PM EST)
Okay, so Tom Cruise belongs to a cult. He’s still charming as hell when he wants to be.
 
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (AMC, 8:00 PM EST)
Credit American Movie Classics with actually programming something that could be construed as a classic: an amiable family comedy starring Don Knotts as a reporter who spends the night in a haunted house.
 

Thursday

Speed (Cinemax, 8:00 PM EST)
In retrospect, this bad boy has aged like fine wine.
 
Underworld (Cinemax, 10:00 PM EST)
This one hasn’t, but Kate Beckinsale in that catsuit makes up for a lot of flaws.
 
Death Wish (Sundance, 10:10 PM EST)
Charles Bronson wreaks havoc on the scum of New York in the classic revenge flick from 1974.
 
Freaky Friday (Starz, 6:45 PM EST)
Lindsay Lohan was really, really good once. Really.
 
An American Werewolf in Paris (Syfy, 7:00 PM EST)
Talk about squandering the potential of a great original…
 
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
You know, I’d actually go with this one – commercials and all – over the uncut original over on Cinemax.
 

Friday

Haven (Syfy, 10:00 PM EST)
Season Three opens with the search for Agent Parker, even as the town experiences a new rash of general weirdness.
 
Troy (Cinemax, 7:15 PM EST)
Eric Bana plays Hector… who, along with Henry VIII and The Hulk, pretty much nails down the H’s for him.
 
Melancholia (Showtime, 8:00 PM EST)
A despondent couple tries to get on with their lives while a meteor gets ready to wipe out all life on Earth.
 
Clash of the Titans (BBC America, 8:00 PM EST and 10:30 PM EST)
It’s the brilliant 1981 version, so nobody panic.
 
Unknown (HBO, 8:00 PM EST)
The big reveal’s a bit of a letdown, but who doesn’t love watching Liam Neeson bust some heads?
 

Saturday

Doctor Who (BBC America, 9:00 PM EST)
The Doctor prepares for an invasion that apparently consists of little black cubes. Awesome blogger Marcia Franklin has it all covered at Confessions of a Neowhovian (http://www.neowhovian.com), and we’ll have full reviews here on Mania.
 
Ratatouille (ABC Family, 7:00 PM EST and 9:30 PM EST)
Brad Bird earns his second Oscar with another entry in Pixar’s brilliant canon of films.
 
Shanghai Noon (AMC, 8:00 PM EST)
Jackie Chan heads West with Owen Wilson, and the two deliver a fantastic good time in the process. 
 
Final Destination 5 (Cinemax, 10:00 PM EST)
Seriously, it’s not bad.
 
A Thousand Words (HBO, 8:00 PM EST)
This Eddie Murphy misfire about a father who will die if he speaks 1,000 more words is now on HBO. In other news, I now hate everyone associated with HBO.
 
Hostel Part III (IFC, 8:00 PM EST)
The imbecilic torture porn franchise officially moves into straight-to-video territory, as guests at a bachelor party are abducted by sadists who kill them in incredibly messy ways.
 
Open Water (IFC, 10:00 PM EST)
A couple goes SCUBA diving and gets left behind in another of those wretchedly nihilistic horror efforts from the early 2000s.
 
The Twilight Saga: New Moon and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Showtime, 8:00 PM EST and 10:10 PM EST)
I’m obligated to mention them. Moving on…
 
Underworld: Awakening (Starz, 9:00 PM EST)
It’s official: Kate Beckinsale has touched bottom.
 
Starship Troopers (Syfy, 6:00 PM EST)
Paul Verhoeven’s shtick starts to wear a little thin in this generally well-regarded adaptation of the famous science-fiction novel.
 
Camel Spiders (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
I’m vaguely offended by the title, which refers to Middle Eastern spiders brought back to the US, where they begin killing everyone they see. Beyond that… it’s Syfy…
 

Sunday

Thir13en Ghosts (Syfy, 7:00 PM EST)
I have a soft spot in my heart for this slick remake of the William Castle original.
 
The Mist (Syfy, 9:00 PM EST)
Frank Darabont takes a great Stephen King novella and finds a way to make it even bleaker. Yay!
 
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (BBC America, 7:00 PM EST)
Kevin Costner: bad. Alan Rickman: fan-freaking-tastic. Whose side are we on again?
 
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Cinemax, 6:35 PM EST)
Sean Connery just had to kick us in the nuts on his way out, didn’t he?
 
The Prestige (IFC, 8:00 PM EST)
Hugh Jackman has never been better and Christian Bale isn’t far behind him in this brilliant tale of rival magicians who take their conflict way too far.
 
Real Steel (Showtime, 6:50 PM EST)
Jackman’s not as good here, but he elevates the material in ways he never had to with The Prestige.
 
National Treasure (TBS, 8:00 PM EST and 10:35 PM EST)
God bless Nick Cage’s crazy ass. 
 

 

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DaForce1 9/17/2012 1:35:46 AM

 Watched the first episode of Revolution, and it struck me very much as The Postman meets Terra Nova...only without the novelty of dinosaurs. I give it a half season before it's canceled by NBC. Look, Falling Skies and Walking Dead work because they're on cable and have a smaller share to grab. Hence, if they pull in numbers as low as Terra Nova did, they're successful. It's why we see more 'reality' tv crap on networks vs. genre television. Because one is much cheaper than the other to produce. Unfortunately. 

jdiggitty 9/17/2012 8:29:20 AM

I agree with you DaForce. I'd be greatly surprised if it got in a whole season, especially on NBC. What I saw was by no means bad but they're obviously counting on grabbing a Hunger Games audience. Can't see this keeping my attention for a 20 episode season.

By the way, does anyone know why networks keep forcing those long seasons while shorter 10-12 episodes are clearly making a bigger impact on cable these days? There is not one single network show I watch anymore and those bloated seasons are a big reason.

karas1 9/17/2012 9:24:33 AM

Longer seasons make it easier to reach the 100 episode mark at which point the series can go into syndication and make serious dough.  Also, they have to develop fewer series which is probably an expensive process.

As far as 13 episode season go, I don't like them.  I'm just getting into the groove of the series and really enjoying it and, it's over.  Sure, a 20 episode season means there may be a sub par episode or two in there.  But that's a price I'm willing to pay.

fenngibbon 9/17/2012 9:27:22 AM

 "Oh Andy Serkis… is there anything you can’t do?"

Get the Academy to give him a well-deserved Oscar?

mellowdoux 9/17/2012 11:05:01 AM

 I re-watched "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" this weekend, and it isn't a case of "Costner: Bad, Rickman: Good". That's a very basic assessment.

The problem is that they were mis-matched and mis-directed. Costner was playing it straight (which I liked) while Rickman was playing it like it was a pantomime (which frankly, I hated). With that said, I don't blame Alan Rickman... he's a fantastic actor.

The movie is just horribly schizophrenic, and the people to blame for that are the ones behind the camera, not the guys in front.

rkngl 9/17/2012 1:52:01 PM

 Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much hype... I waited eagerly for Revolution but, instead of a "Walking Dead" or a "Fringe", all I got was a "Terra Nova meets Falling Skies"... BOOOOOOORRRRIIINNNGGGGG!
The beginning feels rather forced (Hell is breaking loose! in three, two...), and to see such a fine actress as Elizabeth Mitchell to appear in the first scene and then (SPOILERS) she was dead on the next... (WHA????) and everybody is living in Amish paradise, only with these weird crossbows... no beards, no dirt, no sweat, no nothing... but hey! there's hope and salvation in some magic USB that has been kept a secret for some 15 years and everybody did not-a-sheet to use it to rescue Humankind... thanks a lot!
And did I mention BBBOOOOORRRIIINNNGGGGGGG?! 
Well at least we had some final five minutes with Billy Burke doing some pretty "Equilibrium-style" fighting inside a still-standing building (they DO build them to last!), but unfortunately those two pretty blond teen brothers (boy and girl) were not targets... the show would thus be over and many weeks of despair would not be spoiled on us!

My grade? (Is there any letters beyond Z?)

almostunbiased 9/17/2012 7:51:33 PM

Yea I watched this a week or so ago.  The first half an hour is bad.  then it became some what interesting.  Overall not good, but I might watch the second episode before I decide for sure.

DarthBob 9/19/2012 6:12:14 AM

DVR'd Boringlution and watched it last night and it was absolutely ridiculous.  All of the characters looked like they just finished up an LL Bean photo shoot.  Given the idiotic plot, terrible acting, atrocious dialogue; I couldn't care less why the power went out.  This show is just plain stupid.

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