David Slade huh, Lets see 30 days of night kicked ass but now he's doing Eclipse..?? hmmmmm maybe he'll add some fangs(puns intended) to those lame-o Glampires(doubtful) or some blood spray effects(more doubtful), maybe then that will get me to see it but then again........

Since there wasn't much happening at the theaters this weekend my girlfriend and her freinds decided to put together a Twilight party. I rigged the video projector outside and we did a cookout with our friends and played the movies using a white bedsheet as a screen. How on earth did those movies make so much money? They were simply awful. The plot was horrible (I love youIcan'tlivewithoutyouI'mleavingyouIoveyouI can'tlivewithoutyouI'mleavingyou), dialogue was laughable and the acting was worse than most of the B movie garbage shown on Cinemax. They're the kind of movies I expect to see if MST3000 is ever brought back. The girl that plays Bella overacts so much, Tyler is nothing more than eye candy for the girls and that Pattinson kid is a joke. Thank god for cigars and Yukon Jack boilermakers.

Do I hate the Twilight series? Lets put it this way...

I saw a shirt at Hot Topic a few days ago that I almost bought... It Read....

And then Buffy Killed Edward     THE END

At Emerald City Comic Con I saw a poster that had Edward James Olmos on it with his name "edward" beneath in the style of Edward from Twilight. I think Olmos is much more fitting for that honor. I'm still confused about the success of this series. Did you know that when you ask any girls who like this series why they like it they will respond, "I dunno." and "What do you mean, why do I like Twilight?" Interesting that the mad craze for these books and films has absolutely no reason behind it. I could give you a list of reasons why I would like a film series like, say, Star Wars or Aliens. And you know, they have the nerve to call Twilight a f#$%ing saga!

wessmith1966: I'm surprised you could even sit through those movies. I still haven't and won't. And in regards to the acting quality of these movies, even the fans have often complained about it. So what makes this crap so popular, well, your guess is as good as mine.

There's a great video out there of Buffy vs Edward.  Someone spliced together some Buffy TV clips with Twilight clips and made it look like Edward was stalking Buffy.  It was friggin' hilarious.  Wish I could remember where I saw it, but you could probably google it and find it in about 10 seconds...

Has anyone seen this lame ad to the right First Bite?  A vampire romance that makes you the star?  Kill me know.  This is why Twilight is so popular.  Because lovestruck teens (and sadly older women too) want to be romanced by some mysterious stranger.  It doesn't happen in real life so they need to get it from books and movies.  I guess it's the same reason men love action heroes.  That will never happen to us so it's fun to watch.  Although how Twilight is fun to watch with the bad acting and dialogue is beyond me.  Just watch the first trailer for this film.  Probably the most boring trailer I've ever seen.

Ddiazz28, I think you hit it on the head. It's the fantasy that reaches a girl's heart. It's Girl Porn with all the emotional gunk that makes them giddy. Nothing wrong with that (wait, what am I saying?). That's just the way their basic instincts work. Just like guys want it fast and hot and then blow something up at the end.

Then, you can fix me a sandiwch.  

On the plus side, David Slade really knows how to make a dark flick. I've read Eclipse and the last one. Eclipse is probably the Two Towers of the series. A lot more action and the wolf characters are pretty cool.  You just have to ignore the bull$hit lovey dovey triangle stuff. To be honest, it has the same amount of romance, if not slightly more than the Star Wars prequels and I dare say better dialogue.

LOL @ Calibur. That is funny. I'd rather see Blade beat the living shit out of Edward though. It would be more brutal. haha