Mania Grade: D+
Issue: 1
Authors: Jeph Loeb, Joe Madureira, Christian Lichtner
Publisher: Marvel
Price: $2.99
Issue: 1
Authors: Jeph Loeb, Joe Madureira, Christian Lichtner
Publisher: Marvel
Price: $2.99
ULTIMATES 3
By: Kurt AmackerReview Date: Tuesday, December 11, 2007
The first issue of Ultimates 3 arrives after a delay far shorter than the one preceding the arrival of Ultimates 2 #13. While I appreciate the relative timeliness of its release, it feels less like a natural continuation of the last miniseries than a tacked on follow-up. Rather than expand upon the larger story already in progress, it opens with a number of changes to the team’s lineup with explanations offered via dialogue. The Black Panther and the Valkyrie have joined the team. Captain America and Janet Pym’s relationship seems to have dissolved. Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch’s ambiguous relationship has been revealed as not questionably incestuous but completely incestuous. To top it all off, a sex tape between Iron Man and the Black Widow – from before she betrayed the team and died, of course – has found its way to the Internet. To top it off, Venom has it in for the team over an unnamed woman. The identity of Venom’s target provides the series’s main hook, along with the question of who filmed the sex tape.
This feels like X-Men United in that it has many of the same characters and circumstances that defined its predecessors, but the relationships between them have changed into either something else entirely or halfhearted imitations thereof. It only distinguishes itself by presenting the team with some of the same ridiculous challenges faced by celebrities – most notably, the airing of personal issues by the media for public consumption. But, the series immediately dives for the bottom of the barrel with a sex tape scandal a la Paris Hilton or Pamela Anderson. You could call it commentary, or an excuse to show the very luscious Black Widow in a few compromising positions – I’m not sure why else the team would watch the tape on a big screen television together, even as they fret about its repercussions.
Joe Madureira’s and Christian Lichtner’s combined art and colors, respectively, look like either someone’s tattoo, an airbrushed t-shirt, a graffiti mural, or some meeting between the three. It pushes unrealism past all bounds of necessity into something that looks like it belongs on the cover of a video game magazine.
Ultimates 3 has big shoes to fill, and this issue doesn’t bode well for the rest of the series.
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