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Uwe Boll goes boxing

By: Karl Schneider
Date: Wednesday, September 27, 2006

You may remember a while ago I posted a story about Uwe Boll challenging his numerous critics to boxing matches. Well, fate has shined on us ... in a way.

Joblo recently linked to the video of Boll boxing four of his challengers and I couldn't resist sharing it with all of you. That's the good news. The bad news is that Boll walks all over the four challengers: Richard Kyanka of Something Awful, MiraJeff of AICN, Rue Morgue's Chris Alexander, and 17-year-old Nelson Chance Minter.

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Comments/Responses

browbeat • Sep 27, 2006, 03:04am •

Way to go, Boll.
What a way to get back at your critics.
I love it!
hahahaha

sportwarrior • Sep 27, 2006, 03:53am •

I guess that's what you get when you throw a bunch of nerds in against a guy that believes in his own crappy crappy product, huh?

jamesdalton • Sep 27, 2006, 04:11am •

So he may be a decent boxer.

But why is he still making movies?

I could shit more entertaining cinema.

It's only a shame Dalton couldn't have been there. I took down Brad Wesley. Think of the good I could have done for videogame film adaptations.

jamesdalton • Sep 27, 2006, 04:25am •

If only we could get Kevin Federline and Bill O' Reilly in the ring...

Oh, and Scott Stapp. He sucks a fat one.

madmanic999 • Sep 27, 2006, 04:52am •

How does beating up critics mke his shit any better? Hey here is an open challenge.... I will box Boll and knock his head off.... but only on one condition. If beating these guys up jusifies his crappy work, than if I eat him (and I will), he can never make another one of his pieces of crap again. HEY CINESCAPE, PRINT THAT!!!!

madmanic999 • Sep 27, 2006, 04:53am •

madmanic999 vs Boll
The battle of the century
One idiot to stop another!!!

ponyboy76 • Sep 27, 2006, 06:16am •

It is a magnanimous , and splendiferous notion! We will call it the Bloodrayne in Bahrain!, The Match of the Dead! It will be bigger than the Thrilla in Manilla! We have Mad MadManic999 in one corner and in the other Uwe "I Suck Balls" and "Can't Direct my Way out Of a Paper Bag" Boll. We can sell the rights to whomever is dumb enough to buy them. We`ll make millions of rubles on this deal.
But seriously, Uwe Boll would have to fight every man, woman, child and animal to get people to like his crappy films. YOU SUCK BOLL!!!!!!!!!!

ponyboy76 • Sep 27, 2006, 06:27am •

So Uwe pretty much, beat 3 geeks and a wafer thin 17 year old. Way to go Uwe, you loser. Its sad considering you`re the only one to take it seriously.

wessmith1966 • Sep 27, 2006, 07:28am •

Uwe Boll should have a reality show made about his exploits in the entertainment field. Or, at the very least, he should be on the next installment of "Surreal Life." Boll's got a background in boxing and beat up a couple of geeks who probably never took gym class in high school, much less put on boxing gloves. I boxed when I was in the Marine Corps; I'll fight him, but if he loses, he can never make another movie.

smegforbrain • Sep 27, 2006, 08:04am •

I'm sure this display of manliness on Boll's part will really shut up his critics now, right?

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