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  • Starring:: Elizabeth Mitchell Morris Chestnut Joel Gretsch Logan Huffman Lourdes Benedicto Laura Vandervoort Morena Baccarin Scott Wolf Michelle Harrison
  • Written by:: Scott Peters, Kenneth Johnson
  • Directed by:: Fred Toye
  • Network:: ABC
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V Review V: A Bright New Day

V TV Show Review

By Joe Oesterle     November 18, 2009
Source: www.joeartistwriter.com


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Still Too Fast
 
If we learned anything about the V’s this week, it’s that the writers apparently don’t read this article or the subsequent comment boxes. Come on V- guys; slow it down. Give us a little time to settle in to a scene before you give us all Pocket Monster seizures from the incessant jump cutting.
 
Your audience is chock full of fanboys (and girls) who have sat patiently through the movie Dune, gave Lucas a pass on two heartbreakingly disappointing efforts, (yet still bought the DVDs) and stood in line for hours at the release of each magical adventure of boy wizard Harry Potter – and I’m talking about the books!My point is this is an audience that enjoys a leisurely pace if you can pay it off. And I think you can. The material is there. The interest is there. Now the challenge is to keep us there.
 
You need to allow us some intimate time with at least one more character. This episode at least focused a little on Elizabeth Mitchell’s character, Erica Evans, but I got whiplash following the rest of the people. Not that the story was too complex to handle. I think I got it all:
 
 Quick Recap
 
Priest wants to be more involved, goes over to Agent Evans house, douchey son is douche to priest, Erica announces human assassin wants to kill a V, she decides to work from inside to get info. Ryan meets Georgie (not George) and convinces him to join the resistance (which is exactly what Georgie was doing to Ryan not 2 weeks ago.) Erica’s former FBI partner and undercover reptile is alive, but conveniently is suffering from amnesia (or “convesia” as I like to call TV amnesia.)
 
Widow Mary Faulkner is on a hunger strike to protest the V’s getting visas, (Visa V’s) while the fat kid surprises the douchey kid with the hot blonde chick at the pizza place. And if memory serves, all this was just before the first commercial break.
At times, watching this show is like watching someone recite the state capitals in under 30 seconds. Odie gets more screen time in a typical Garfield strip than Morris Chestnut does here. It’s like we came to relax to the soothing sounds of a Mozart concerto, and they’re speed playing “The Flight of the Bumblebee.” Do you get my meaning? It’s too effing fast!
 
Now that doesn’t mean I’m not enjoying the show. I am – kind of. I will confess that if it weren’t my job to review this show, I would be considering abandoning if next week doesn’t get better. The good news is there’s a real chance that it can get better. Now that Erica, Father Jack, Ryan and Georgie have formed a sort of Fantastic Four amongst themselves, maybe the writers will have a chance to slow down and spend more than two minutes on a scene before bounding over to the B story, the quick switch over to the G story, 30 seconds over here on F, before zooming back over to the A for a full minute and a half.
 
Here’s What I Liked
 
1) We found out about the mysterious and legendary John May. While this new character is bound to add an N story to each episode, I like he fact that there’s some bad-ass rogue V working on the inside trying to help out humanity.
2) “The Bliss.” Not exactly sure what it is, or how many V’s and V defectors are on it, but apparently it’s addicting, and it’s how Anna controls at least some of her populace. It’s a powerful enough narcotic to make former war buddies/life long friends turn on one another, and it will obviously feature prominently this season.
3) Georgie Sutton. Not sure why he doesn’t like the name George, but I suspect there’s a story there. He’s another potentially fascinating character. An earthling-loving V, his family was killed, presumably by the V’s, as a message to him for jumping ship.
4) The hot blonde V girl in a bra and panties. Oh, and that she’s Anna’s daughter, and is obviously setting up Douchey for something, but mostly for the bra and panties.
5) The fact that we’re not sure if Agent Evans’ supervisor is V or not. I’d like to assume he isn’t, since it’s too easy to assume he is, but that may be the exact game they’re playing with us here.
6) The “human assassin” was a covert V all along. It’s possible, based on his gratitude toward Erica, Anna didn’t even let her toadying reptilian second in command in on that little ploy.
 
Here’s What I Didn’t Like
 
1) It’s too damn fast, but I believe I’ve already covered that.
2) Erica walking into to the secret V room. It seemed a little too opportune that no one was in there. She had no way of knowing that the room would not be occupied, and as a trained FBI agent, she would have never compromised her mission like that without knowing for certain that room was empty; Even then it was a huge, probably unwise risk.
3) The douchey son. I imagine this character was written in as a Zac Efron type to get some teenage girls to swoon and tune in, but my bet is he annoys throughout the demographics. Male or female, 8 - 80, ya gotta hate this kid, and I don’t think he was purposely created for that reason.
 
Not Sure How I Fee
 
1) Alan Tudyk’s character, “Dale” was revived just to go into a coma? I enjoyed the fact that he might crop up to be a thorn in Erica’s side – although I did feel that it might be a little too fast. (Again with the fast.) If Dale was put under instead of terminated, I won’t be happy, because this is clearly an all-out war. Neither side, good guys or bad guys, just erases memories, or knock out their foes in an actual war. (Except in DC comics) If the V’s are real terrorists, and are hell bent on eating us, enslaving us, or making us complete all of their unfinished Sudokus, we need to kill them, not just incapacitate them.
 
Summing Up
 
So in the final analysis there was plenty to like, but the problem once again was there was simply too much thrown at us too fast, and we haven’t really has a chance to get to know any of these people enough to develop any feelings (other than hatred for Douchey) for any of them. I hope they do eventually slow this pace down, because there’s a lot to like about this show. I’m just afraid if they keep up this expeditious rate of storytelling the audience is going to exit even quicker.
 
“V” ya next week.
 
 

 
Joe Oesterle is an award-winning writer and illustrator, but what he often fails to mention is that many of those awards were won on a New Jersey boardwalk. Pick up his latest books "Weird California" and "Weird Las Vegas" in any Barnes and Noble near you, and look for his next book, "Weird Hollywood," due out soon. www.JoeArtistWriter.com And if you enjoy stories of old-time comedians and oral sex, be sure to check out Joe’s latest article on his own blogsite, http://joeartistwriter.wordpress.com/2009/11/12/buddy-hacketts-allegeded-contractual-obligations/
 

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Fluffhead 11/18/2009 6:26:50 PM

  Hey Joe, I new to posting on this site, but I've been reading your reviews (especially Lost) for some time now.

Great review, but I don't think Georgie is a V, only because of how horrified he looked in the first episode when he saw that Morris Chestnut was one.

I watched the original series back in the 80's, and I gotta say, I'm loving what they're doing with this version. The terrorist themes are great.  My only complaint is exactly what everyone else's is...too damn fast.

JoeArtistWriter 11/18/2009 8:56:39 PM

Fluffhead, happy to hear you've been reading for a while, and glad you fianlly decided to post. This show is frustrating because it could be so good, but I'm afraid people are going to bail because they're throwing so much at us. This episode had the potential to be an A, if it would have only adhered to the old chestnut - less is more.

I watched in the 80's and it was great at first, but got pretty campy very fast. I enjoy camp, and consider Batman, The Brave and the Bold one of the best shows on TV, but the original V (if memory serves) was a serious take at first, then became campy.

Please feel free to write any time, Fluff.

Fluffhead 11/18/2009 10:36:39 PM

You're right, it did get campy very fast, I recently watched the original on SyFy.

I've caught a few episodes of B&tB, but just can't seem to get into it.  I don't know, it might just be the fact that Batman's voice is Oswald from the Drew Carey Show, lol.

JoeArtistWriter 11/18/2009 11:15:46 PM

I get what you're saying about Oswald. I'm happy to report I couldn't figure out who was doing Batman's voice  the first time I saw this a Comic Con a few years ago. When I was told it was Diedrich Bader I was already enjoying it too much for that information to ruin the experience. Try it again, you might enjoy it.

DaForce1 11/18/2009 11:51:00 PM

You found this episode fast? I found it so slow I actually fell asleep for around 30-40 minutes, woke back up and realized I hadn't missed a damn thing. The one thing they haven't gotten to, is what in the holy hell the vistors want us for. Hell, in the original miniseries we found that out by the second hour of the four hour series. With this installment, the wheels are still spinning in place from the first episode and haven't gained any traction.

AND since next week is the final episode until they start up (the newly re-written and re-shot episodes) again in January, they need to get the ball rolling and dole out at least one answer. I know I'm done with this show. I fell asleep during the first episode, and then fell asleep during the third episode. I can live without finding out how much the fourth episode will bore me.

ultrazilla2000 11/19/2009 12:03:52 AM

Personally, I think the second and third episodes have paced themselves pretty well...at least compared to the cracked out pilot!  I can handle the way things are moving now, and look forward to seeing what comes next.  I'm a HUGE fan of the original V, so I was pretty skeptical of this new version, but it's turning out to be interesting in it's own way.  It doesn't seem to have the same quality of character developement as the original though.

DarthDuck 11/19/2009 6:24:33 AM

I haven't had a problem with the pacing.  I think networks are to blame rather than the creators themselves.  Show are never given a chance to grow anymore.  Networks are too quick to cut shows and I think their reaction, right or wrong, is to establish themselves as quickly as possible into drawing in as many viewers as possible.  Plus, I believe they want to hook as many people as possible before the break.  My guess would be this series will slow down after it returns next year.

djcgmcse 11/19/2009 7:02:52 AM

I too think the pacing in episodes 2 and 3 has been much better than the 5 hours squashed into 1 hour pilot episode. I was a fan of the original V series, and I'm really enjoying this reboot a lot.

Also, I agree with Fluffhead, I don't belive Georgie to be a V. His reaction to Ryan made it apparant that he didn't beleive that there were any good V's out there. Also his past with having a family and all that makes me think he's definately a human. Certainly his family was murdered by Vs, most likely he was one that uncovered their plot early on and they came after him and his family for it.

JoeArtistWriter 11/19/2009 9:30:09 AM

DaForce, I think, it could definitely afford to slow down. They are throwing so much information at us each episode, and I think it comes at the expense of character development. I'm also ok that we don't know what they want us for. One of the downfalls of the original was they blew their load so early that they didn't know where to go after. I'll say this for these guys.... They are building up multiple loads to blow.

ultrazilla, I agree that it's slowing down, I hope it slows down a tad more - the pilot was crazy fast. I'm hoping now that they have set up all this info we start focusing on the characters and get invested in them rather than just absorbing more potential plot points. I have faith.

Darthduck, I hope you're right, and I do believe they have slowed the pacing down each week. We'll see.

djcgmcse, again ,it's gotten better, but I'd prefer scenes that last more than 3 minutes. I haven't actually timed them, but I'd be surprised if we ever spend more than 4 consecutive minutes on any given story before jumping over to a completely different character and their story. I assume eventually all these threads will be tied together, but I'm just saying I'd like to see that happen.

Georgie may not be a V. I hadn't thought about that. I must not have caught his expression when he saw Ryan was one. I'm curious now for that reveal.

acidsquall73 11/19/2009 9:35:28 AM

I had a thought about Georgie. Since so far they've thrown us a few good twists I didn't see coming, I was considering the theory that Georgie is a V and he is the first sleeper there and his job is to unite all the resistance, so he can report them and they will be obliterated. The story of his family could just be a cover or he took over the father and husband of a family as an imposter to make the story come off as a little more believable to the people that would be the resistance. But the latter is a stretch. Again, I only came up with this theory because it seems the writers are enjoying throwing us twists. Just a thought.

Other than that, the pacing is ok. I was wondering if they didn't want to go through a bunch of stuff to get us to where we are now. Like most of the people watching it now are at least familiar with the original, so we kinda already get the gist. So they're maybe setting us up for bigger things than what the original had to offer. I'm happy with the series so far. All we need now is Mal, Jane, Zoe, and Kaylee and we can have the whole Serenity crew for the series.

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