Val Kilmer Dealing With a FAKE IDENTITY

I wish Val would get back to lighter movies. I know he can act he has nothing to prove there. I want another Real Genius or Top Secret type of movie. Or a good action movie maybe.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang was light and good. It seems like its only a couple years old.

Hopefully, between Knight Rider and now this, maybe we're seeing the resurgence of Kilmer's career. I know many Maniacs, including me, would enjoy that.

I like Val now too. Kiss Kiss Bang bang was great. I also watched Felon the other day, because my girlfriend supplied them with the prison uniforms, and it was a great movie. He put on a ton of weight for the role and it was more along the lines of his Doc Holiday character, which I loved. Good movie, check it out. Anyway if he has dropped his cocky attitude, which being humbled can do, he could make a come back much like Robert D. Jr did with Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

That weight he put on, I don't think it was for the role, he's just getting fat.

I'd like to see him get back in fighting shape, get the role of Hank Pym/AntMan and see him reunite with RDJ for The Avengers flick a couple of years down the line.

"All my filth is in alphabetical order. This for instance is under H, for toy."
"What is it?"
"It's a penis stretcher, wanna try it?
"NO"

"Look. Kent has his name on his liscense plate"'
"My mother did the same thing with my underwear"
"Your mother put lisensce plates in your underwear? How did you sit?"

and my prsonal favorite Val Kilmer line.....


"If you think that by threatening me, you can get me to be you slave, well, that's where you're right, and I'm only telling you this because I care Jerry but there are my decaffienated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."
"I'm not kidding Chris"
"Neither am I Jerry. Neither am I."

My personal favorite Kilmer exchange:

Dr. Flammond: A year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process. So revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over a million gallons of sea water a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth?

Nick Rivers: They'd have enough salt to last forever.

WISE – EXCELLENT idea!!! Kilmer as Pym would rock!