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John Goodman joins DEATH SENTENCE - Oct 18, 2006 - 12:25am
i thought that fat sack of shit was dead. jesus thats one motherfucker who can't act worth a shit.

The Prophecy II score CD released by Perseverance - Oct 18, 2006 - 12:23am
Yeah incredible, this'l blow up the charts i'm sure.

Charlize Theron to join TONIGHT, HE COMES? - Oct 18, 2006 - 12:22am
tonight the cums all over charlizes tits.

Jackman says WOLVERINE Script is set - Oct 18, 2006 - 12:21am
can't wait to see him shove his Adamantium dick in Rogue or Gene Greys pussy.

Scorsese to take a break from Hollywood - Oct 18, 2006 - 12:19am
most of his fucking movies are shit anyway.

Complete LIFEFORCE score CD available - Oct 18, 2006 - 12:18am
whoopty doo, i'm jacking off over this news.

Rogue Pictures to produce James Cameron's SANCTUM - Oct 18, 2006 - 12:17am
why doesn't the rich cunt produce tg=his piece of shit himself, hes rich enough, gutless fuck wants to piss away some other poor fucks money.

Silver Surfer pictures online - Oct 14, 2006 - 01:17am
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DOOM NOT BEING LIKE THE COMIC, ITS JUST A FUCKING MOVIE, THE COMICS SUCK ANYWAY. STOP MASTURBATING ONLINE AND GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING GEEKS.

Chad Lowe joins 24 - Oct 14, 2006 - 01:13am
BIGGEST LOAD OF SHIT ON TV AFTER GRAYS ANATOMY.

Ali Larter talks HEROES - Oct 14, 2006 - 01:11am
WOULDN'T IT BE COL TO FUCK BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

SG-1 heading to the movies? - Oct 14, 2006 - 01:10am
ITS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE THAT FARSCAPE GOT CANCELLED BECAUSE OF THIS SHITTY SERIES.

John Leguizamo to star in THE MINISTERS - Oct 14, 2006 - 01:08am
WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THAT FRIGGIN BEANER.

The latest news on HD DVD and Blu-Ray discs. - Oct 02, 2006 - 01:06am
HD-BLUE RAY JUST ANOTHER FUCKING SCAM, THIS WON'T BE THE LAST THING THEY COME OUT WITH. WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH DVDS.

Warner Bros. buys rights to HERE, THERE BE DRAGONS - Oct 02, 2006 - 01:02am
WHAT NEXT "THE PROCTO CHRONICLES", A BUNCH OF KIDS GO AND STAY WITH THEIR UNCLE AND DISCOVER A MAGICAL WORLD WHILE EXPLORING UP HIS ASSHOLE.

PREDATOR's to get a new film? - Oct 02, 2006 - 12:58am
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY WANT A DINOSAUR LIKE STALLONE, THEY MAY AS WELL USE ARNOLD AGAIN.

Uwe Boll goes boxing - Oct 02, 2006 - 12:38am
UWE bOLL WITHOUT QUESTION IS THE WORST DIRECTOR IB HISTORY, ED wOOD MADE BETTER FILMS.

Julie Walters talks HARRY POTTER 5 - Oct 02, 2006 - 12:35am
WHO CARES ITS ALL SHIT, THE BOOKS SUCK.

Doctor Who's Elisabeth Sladen gets spin-off show - Oct 02, 2006 - 12:33am
"Jesus fucking Christ" why don't they just dig up the dead doctors as well and have a corpse spinoff series. Note to producers "shes too fucking old"

Brad Pitt in MI:4? - Sep 22, 2006 - 02:18am
NOW WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PAY ANYONE 40 FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS TO PLAY ACT. THE WORLDS GONE NUTS. JESUS CHRIST, YOU GIVE THAT CUNT 40 MIL, THEN ALL THE REST OF THE CAST, DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH FOR PRODUCTION. LIKE HE ISN'T AS BIG A LOONY AS TOM, HES LOST THE PLOT JUST AS MUCH AS HIM, IN THE LAST YEAR OR SO. SERIOUSLY WHO WOULD WANT TO HAVE HIS COCK UP THE SAME HOLE THAT BILLY BOB HAD BLOWN HIS BEANS IN.

Linda Blair and Amber Benson join CW's SUPERNATURAL - Sep 15, 2006 - 01:24am
How the fuck did this piece of shit manage to stay on the air, when good shows like surface-Invasion and Threshold got the boot. Television audiences must be fucking morons.

Peter Jackson options fantasy series TEMERAIRE - Sep 15, 2006 - 01:21am
Fuck Jackson lotr were a hatchet job. The cgi were a fucking disgrace, espaecially the cave troll scene, they must have been using the CGI rookies on those films.

Weisz would be happy to return for third MUMMY - Sep 15, 2006 - 01:18am
Fuck her, get some cunt with bigger tits.

James Cromwell and Eddie Izzard join cast of 24 - Sep 15, 2006 - 01:14am
a Tranvesite comic, Thats gonna be a really fucking scary villain, i'm pissing my pants at the thought.

Upcoming film JUMPER to be a trilogy? - Sep 15, 2006 - 01:11am
#1.tanks at box office. #2.Direct to video. #3.Direct to th trash can. Note to Hollywod-Hayden Cristensen cannot act worth a shit.

New APOCALYPTO trailer hits the web - Sep 15, 2006 - 01:09am
fogdogalpha Moron considering ancient Mayan is a forgotten language, thanks mainly to the spanish, I hardly think that they will be speaking it.

New APOCALYPTO trailer hits the web - Sep 15, 2006 - 01:06am
I thought that drunken Aussie cunt was still busy wanking for Jesus, at least the subject matter of this movie is based on historical fact, unlike the passion "a fairy tale". This movie will definatley tank at the box office, majority of people don't give a flying fuck about the Mayans.

MGM plans tentpoles: Hobbit among them - Sep 11, 2006 - 11:47pm
I thought the tolkien stuff was by Time Warner, without Jackson, this could very easily become the fuck up of the decade.

THE THING prequel in the works? - Sep 11, 2006 - 11:45pm
Why the fuck would you want a prequel, Kurt Russsel and the black guy are still sitting in the goddam snow, one is an alien. So what the fuck happens. Sequel people sequel.

Russell Crowe coming back to life for GLADIATOR sequel - Sep 06, 2006 - 01:52pm
who'll play the part of biggus dickus?

Russell Crowe coming back to life for GLADIATOR sequel - Sep 06, 2006 - 01:52pm
Now this could be some seriously good shit.

AVATAR casting rumor - Sep 06, 2006 - 01:50pm
hopefully this can't be as bad as solaris.

Black Crowes Drop Keyboardist, Delay CD - Sep 06, 2006 - 01:49pm
note to anyone who cares, nobody buys Black Crowes records anymore, they sucked, and will always suck.

Presenting: Suri Cruise - Sep 06, 2006 - 01:49pm
Like this sprog isn't going to grow up dysfunctional.

Penguin not in the cards for Hoffman - Sep 06, 2006 - 01:47pm
Yeah like this guy is just a serious actor now, after playing the part of a cum muncher. I guess he quickly forgot that he was the guy who "sharted" in along came polly. I hope this snobby fuck never works again

BOND 22 moves to another date - Sep 02, 2006 - 11:04pm
NOTE TO IDIOTS, BROSNAN NEVER LEFT THE BOND ROLE, HE WAS FIRED, THEY RANG HIM AT OME IN LA, AND TOLD HIM WAS DONE AS BOND, APPARENTLY HE WAS VER UPSET. THIS SHOULD BE A TOTAL LOAD OF SHIT, THERE HASN'T BEEN A DECENT BOND MOVIE SINCE LIVING DAYLIGHTS.

American Idol Katharine McPhee is Wonder Woman? - Aug 31, 2006 - 11:43pm
IF SHES GOT BIG TITS SHES IN, WONDER WOMAN HAS GOT TO HAVE BIG TITS. INCIDENTALLY IN CASE ANYONE DOESN'T KNOW, LINDA CARTER "THE ORIGINAL WONDER WOMAN" DID A BLUE MOVIE IN THE 70'S, ITS WORTH CHECKING OUT ON A GOOGLE SEARCH, THOSE TITS ARE OUTSTANDING.

MORTAL KOMBAT 3 to be a prequel? - Aug 31, 2006 - 11:41pm
"jESUS H FUCKING CHRIST" MORTAL COMBAT, ARE THEY CRAZY" LIKE THE OTHERS WERE ANY GOOD, FOR FUCKS SAKE FIND SOME NEW TALENT IN HOLLYWOOD.

Nolan talks BATMAN - Aug 31, 2006 - 11:38pm
HEATH LEDGER NOW HATS A GUY WHO CAN'T ACT WORTH A SHIT.

Harold Perrineau joins 28 WEEKS LATER - Aug 31, 2006 - 11:35pm
ARE THEY THAT FUCKING DESPERATE FOR MOVIE MATERIAL, SEQUELS AND REMAKES OF SHIT.

Harold Perrineau joins 28 WEEKS LATER - Aug 31, 2006 - 11:35pm
ARE THEY THAT FUCKING DESPERATE FOR MOVIE MATERIAL, SEQUELS AND REMAKES OF SHIT.

Nimoy and Shatner to have roles in STAR TREK XI? - Aug 31, 2006 - 11:34pm
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3 WAS ALOAD OF SHIT,TALK ABOUT ART REFLECTING LIFE. TOM GOES TO THE RESCUE OF KATIE.

Romero plans another Zombie film - Aug 26, 2006 - 12:43am
JUST A NOTE TO THE POLITICAL POSTERS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WANKERS GOING ON ABOUT.

Romero plans another Zombie film - Aug 26, 2006 - 12:41am
STICK WITH THE ORIGINALS GEORGIE BOY, THIS SOUNDS TOTAL TOSS, HOW ABOUT A SEQUEL TO LAND, GIVE THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT. THATS THE TROUBLE WITH THESE ASSHOLES, ITS LIKE ALIENS, WE WANTED MORE COLONIAL MARINES, THEY GIVE US A BUNCH OF ASS BANDITS ON SOME PENAL PLANET.

SAW III scene with CRANK - Aug 26, 2006 - 12:39am
THIS SHOULD BE GOOD "NOT" ONE AND TWO WERE TOTAL CRAP, THE GORE SCENES A FUCKING JOKE.

THRESHOLD: THE COMPLETE SERIES - Aug 26, 2006 - 12:34am
THIS WAS DEFINATELY ONE OF THE BEST SCI SERIES EVER TO BE SHOWN ON TELEVISION, AS USUAL THE GOOD SHOWS ALWAYS GET PULLED AS THEY DON'T SEEM TO APPEAL TO THE MORONIC MASSES. TO THINK THAT SHIT LIKE ER IS STILL GOING, WHILE GREAT SHOWS LIKE SURFACE,FARSCAPE, AND THRESHOLD HAVE GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO. IT JUST MAKES ME PUK.

Andre Braugher to play general in FANTASTIC FOUR sequel - Aug 26, 2006 - 12:31am
Just what we need another ape, to get the monkeys in the theaters.

The Score That Time Forgot - Released - Aug 26, 2006 - 12:30am
Jesus Christ, ill be rushing out to buy this load of shit.

THE TAILSMAN scoop - Aug 24, 2006 - 11:35pm
THE WORD IS TALISMAN "NOT TAILSMAN" YOU ILLITERATE FUCKING MORONS.

Jeremy Renner joins 28 WEEKS LATER - Aug 24, 2006 - 11:33pm
hey brpwbeat, don't enough to own it, you mean you can't afford the three bucks at any porn shop.

Paul Bettany joins the fantasy INKHEART - Aug 24, 2006 - 11:31pm
sounds like a lot of shit to me, when the fuck are hollywood going to start making decent movies again.

Will we see a sequel to SUPERMAN RETURNS? - Aug 15, 2006 - 11:38pm
Jesus Christ I hope they don't make a sequel, this costumed super hero shit really gets my back up. To prove how ridiculous the whole costume hero shit really is, check out that show on scifi, who wants to be a super hero, "what bunch of wankers"

Jon Turteltaub talks NATIONAL TREASURE 2 - Aug 06, 2006 - 01:53am
This sounds a real fucking bore.

The Penguin in THE DARK KNIGHT? - Aug 06, 2006 - 01:50am
Who cares you fuckin losers, its been done before by Tim Burton anyway, who cares about this Batman shit, go and get yourselves laid for Christs sake.

Fox developing vampire show - Aug 06, 2006 - 01:49am
Gebirg127 "Hey dipshit" Get your fucking facts straight, Lawrence of Arabia died ina motorcycle wreck in the UK, in case you didn't know thats in Europe another continent you Moron.

Helena Bonham Carter is Bellatrix Lestrange in next HARRY POTTER - Aug 06, 2006 - 01:45am
Helena Bonham Carter, whata skank, isn't she Tim Burtons Cum dumpster?

George Clooney in PET SEMATARY? - Aug 06, 2006 - 01:41am
Why remake aload of fucking shit, Christ I hope it loses millions.

George Clooney in PET SEMATARY? - Aug 06, 2006 - 01:40am
hwy bother the story is shit, and the two movies were shit.

Mandarin is villain in IRON MAN - Jul 25, 2006 - 01:31am
This should prove to ba a load of shit, what the hell is the Dude from Swingers doing directing a super hero flick.

Hayden Christensen in JUMPER? - Jul 25, 2006 - 01:25am
His brrother discovered he had the incredible ability to masturbate.

Casting news for THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES - Jul 25, 2006 - 01:24am
What next a group of kids find a magic land in their uncles ass.

Christina Cole in THE DEATHS OF IAN - Jul 18, 2006 - 11:36pm
Sounds interesting, would be really good if we got some nice tit and muff shots as well.

Hageman brothes will adapt THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA - Jul 18, 2006 - 11:34pm
This crap sounds like direct to video.

General Zod in SUPERMAN sequel? - Jul 18, 2006 - 11:32pm
I wish this team would get back to the X-men franchise and leave this butt bandit Superman shit alone. To think they spent 200 million of this shite, that would have been better spent on Marvel stuff.

Jessica Alba in THE EYE - Jul 13, 2006 - 12:40am
i SAW THE jAP VERSION OF THIS MOVIE THE OTHER NIGHT ON IFC, IT WAS CRAP, CAN'T SEE THIS BORING SHITE BEING ANY BETTER.

Tim Story gives a FANTASTIC FOUR update - Jul 13, 2006 - 12:39am
WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOUR KIDS B-DAY, WHAT A WANKER.

Natalie Portman is INDIANA JONES' daughter? - Jul 13, 2006 - 12:36am
WHATA A F-CKING JOKE, YOUR GONNA NEED A YOUNG INDIANNA, AS THAT CORPSE FORD IS WAY TOO OLD. WHY NOT JUST GO BACK TO THE YOUNG INDIANNA JONES WHY THAT TITLESS WONDER PORTMAN FOR CHRISTS SAKE, LETS GET A PORN STAR IN THE ROLE.

Upcoming Film Spotlight: THE INSATIABLE - Jul 13, 2006 - 12:33am
MORE CRAP, THESE GUYS WRITING CREDITS BLOW.

Cameron's AVATAR in 2008 - Jul 13, 2006 - 12:30am
This should be a load of shit, don't know why he bothers, look at that crap Titanic and Solaris.

Weekend Box Office Reports: Superman Stumbles - Jul 06, 2006 - 02:42am
Superman is a total wanker, what a fairy running around in his girly oufit with his bollocks sticking out. Wish Singer would get back to the X-men franchise.

THE BIRDS is not a remake - Jul 06, 2006 - 02:40am
Boring, the original birds was a load of shite anyway.

New companion for DOCTOR WHO cast - Jul 06, 2006 - 02:37am
here we go again, another Monkey to keep things politically correct,if this ape was killed off by the Cybermen, why bring her back? theres plenty of other totty out there. If it wasn't bad enough in Star Trek with Black Vulcans and Romulans.

Johnny Depp joins Will Smith in I AM LEGEND - Jul 06, 2006 - 02:34am
"Jesus" how may times are they going to keep remaking this crap, now they want to put a Monkey in the role made famous by Vincent price and Charlton Heston. Oh well anything to get more ape asses on theater seats I guess.

Sony snags CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER - Jun 29, 2006 - 12:47am
LOVE YOU RONG TIME GI

Craven/Maddalena Films wants AMBROSE FOUNTAIN - Jun 29, 2006 - 12:46am
THIS SHOULD BE ALOAD OF SHITE, AND WHY MAKE A BOOGEYMAN 2, 1 WAS A LOAD OF CRAP.

Richard Grieco on the verge of a comeback? - Jun 29, 2006 - 12:42am
WHO CARES HES A WANKER.

Gerard Butler hunts Vampires in PRIEST - Jun 29, 2006 - 12:41am
GO DIRECTLY TO VIDEO

LOTR Limited Edition DVDs in August - Jun 29, 2006 - 12:39am
WHATS SO SPECIAL, THE EXTENDED EDITIONS ARE ALREADY AVAILABLE.

Sean Brosnan to star in Mel Gibson's next film - Jun 29, 2006 - 12:36am
mel believes in God, what a lonney.

La-La Land Records presents BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: Season Two - Jun 21, 2006 - 01:29am
Yeah. I'll be wanking over this one. Battlestar Galactica soundtrack"who the f-ck cares"

Walt Disney has a MOTHER OF INVENTION - Jun 21, 2006 - 01:27am
LIke this hasn't been made before.

Sigourney Weaver joins VANTAGE POINT - Jun 21, 2006 - 01:26am
This one sounds a real winner, why bother, I guess the backers just like losing money.

PEOPLE THAT TIME FORGOT soundtrack to debut on CD - Jun 21, 2006 - 01:25am
Now who the hell is gonna rush out and buy this, I ask you. Clueless totally clueless.

STAR WARS and INDIANA JONES News - Jun 21, 2006 - 01:24am
Jesus Christ please no more of this Star Wars crap. Its just awful.

Billie Piper Leaving DOCTOR WHO - Jun 21, 2006 - 01:20am
Great good riddance to that fat unintelligent Bimbo. Jesus and that idiot boyfirend and the mother thing just made me Puke. Hopefully thats the last we'll see of her on TV, she can't act worth a crap. Hopefully the second season might be worth watching, the 1st was awful. The old Doctor whio mifght have lacked good special effects, but the stories were great for th most part. This dribble is typical crap produced for morons. Hartnell,Troughton and Pertwee must be rolling in their graves.