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WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPER HERO?: Disguise

By: Stephen Lackey
Date: Saturday, August 18, 2007

The more I look at this show the more I get frustrated with the realization that Stan Lee, one of the iconic creators of comic books, and the producer of this series don’t look at modern comics to influence this series. Hollywood is reading comics (at least the creators are, most of the actors are obviously fibbing about their familiarity with comics), so what’s wrong with these guys? Beyond that this week’s episode of Who Wants to be a Super Hero? features product placement so obnoxious that I almost forgot about the Dodge Fantasticar.
 
This episode is the conclusion to last week’s “To Be Continued” in which the heroes returned from an elimination to find their lair ransacked and the safe that contained their secret identity files and a check to be donated to a charity emptied. Stan appears on screen and tells the heroes that the goods are to be dropped from one criminal to another. The mission of the heroes is to get locales to give up items of clothing that the heroes can use to disguise themselves and meet the criminal to retrieve the check and their secret identity. So the bulk of the show follows the heroes walking the street asking passersby to give up shoes, a shirt or jacket, and pants. This sequence reveals a couple of heroes’ weaknesses, most notably of which is Hygena’s apparent phobia about dirty clothes. 
 
I question the intelligence of some of the contestants when it comes to the transparent distractions and side missions built into the series by the writers. This time it’s a woman who asks them each for help with finding her kid. Everyone helped her except Basura who didn’t shrug her off but did seem conflicted about whether to stop and help her. At that point it was obvious that Basura had just participated in her last mission.
 
This mission featured the pink haired anime influenced esurance character from the company’s commercials. Esurance wrote the charity check and in return got to have their character not only be the contact for the mission but also to mention the name “esurance” more times than I could count. Sure some money went to a charity but this level of product placement is way to annoying in a show with such a threadbare plot holding it together that I can barely stay with it to start with.
 
Also this week the group was taken one of this country’s holy grails of comics Golden Apple Comics. Once there they met the president of Dark Horse Comics and were presented with covers for their comics. The artwork was mostly good but the president’s reading of his script was horrendous. The final prize went to Parthenon who got to make a call home and he was also allowed to pick one other hero to also call home. He picked Hygena. I’m sure this sequence was gold to the two of them but overall I found it just formulaic and couldn’t wait until the calls were done.
 
I’ve complained about Diffuser before and his level of bullying reaches an all time high in this episode. As much of a screw up as Basura was this week I’d much rather have seen Diffuser get the boot this week. His cosplaying is annoying and his bossy “I know it all” attitude is more villainous than heroic, plus I just don’t like the guy. As if I didn’t reveal it already, Basura got kicked this week. I see why she got kicked but I liked her personality, and she’s the cutest (which I know in the scheme of things shouldn’t matter) while as I said I can’t stand Diffuser. Whipsnap is a pretty emotional character and I’m starting to wonder if she’s using it to try and get votes. I can’t believe I’m staying with this series, I think I’ve actually found my groove with it. So, just as I start giving it a fair chance they bring in this atrocious product placement. Are they really trying to make me stop watching?

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TKay42one • Aug 18, 2007, 05:22am •
I feel your pain about Stan Lee not judging this show based on modern comics, but his disconnection from the modern world of comics should have been apparent to you had you ever bothered to read any of DC's "Imagine Stan Lee" comics. I suffered through his Superman and Batman issues until it became apparent to me that he was still writing comics as if he were in the 60's. He may be one of the most creative comic book minds to ever live, but he did not evolve well, and it's painfully obvious in his writing style.

CappyMorgan • Aug 18, 2007, 10:00am •
Oh, I'm not going to attack a man who has given us so very much to be thankful in the world of comics. I also think you are being way too hard on a series that doesn't really take itself all tha seriously. It is just fun and I'm happy that the people seem less self absorbed than a typical episode of Big Brother. With characters like Hygenia, it is all tounge in cheek. I think it is time, as modern readers, to step back and realize that we don't have to take the entire medium seriously. Give me the fun...and this series delivers that aspect. It is cheese to the highest degree and I'm glad they haven't gone "dark" and accepted that a buch of grown ups dressed in comstumes is just silly.

Merin • Aug 18, 2007, 11:40am •
Yeah, I don't watch this show (though part of me kinda wants to) because I refuse to support or be part of "reality" tv crap. This show is so obviously scripted and staged, from concept get-go, that it barely fits the title "reality" - most of those shows pretend to be unscripted using non-actors (big lies) -
however, about the concept of not following modern comics - unless you mean Manga, I say yeah.

The less Punisher / indestructable Wolverine / Paranoid Dark Knight Batman / Civil War-ish crap I have to put up with, the happier I am. - - - Call me old-fashioned or unappreciative of the "grim and gritty" style, but I like my heroes heroic, idealistic, and, yes, a little corny.

TKay42one • Aug 18, 2007, 03:06pm •
If I were trying to ATTACK Mr. Lee, I could have just as easily brought up the way he took credit for every single Marvel character ever, dicking a lot of other artists and writers out of money and recognition. Or how he kept giving Major Victory a hard time last season for taking his cape off as he sat behind his desk with a "Striperella" poster hanging on the wall behind him.

I was simply observing how his style has remained exactly the same since the 60's. And Merin, just a question here but, exactly WHICH comics do you read to fulfill your superheroic criteria? Doesn't most ever comic character have some sort of "edge" nowadays?

jedi4sshield • Aug 18, 2007, 03:59pm •
Just one reason why Stan Lee isnt following in today's comics. Look at the Costumes. Atrocious.

CappyMorgan • Aug 18, 2007, 05:48pm •
Wow, attack a genius and father to modern comics. Um, I'm afraid he DID create many of today's recognized Marvel characters. And, I've read more than once where he has accredited greats like Kirby for their contributions. Tell me one other writer who has contributed more to modern comics than Lee and is recoginzied in the mainstream world as the ambassador for the medium itself? That's right. None. Who cares if his "style" is dated. Pick up some of the past and rediscover just how important that work was.

I really don't read the "cape and underwear" books that much anymore. But, I do know that there are several examples of "heroes without an edge". Depending on what one wants out of their book. I'm sure the majority are brooding, depressed, narcasitic heroes. Wait a sec...so were Peter Parker and the Hulk. Go figure. Lee also invented the "dark hero". He just called it the regular guy who happens to have super powers.

I can't speak about his Striperella cartoon. I mean, I assume he was pandering to fanboys who live in basements and seem to like their heroines with big jugs. I might be mistaken about the basement part.

But, back to the actual show...it is SUPPOSED to be silly and corny. As would the very existance of a guy who wears a cape/underwear and walks around, begging for attention as he demonstrates his laser beam eyes. I'm curious what "edge" you would want a family friendly show to display? Maybe the guy can murder and mame and swear as he dances around in his cape/underwear. Personally, I can overlook the ad placements in a low budget reality show about wanna be superheroes. After all, every reality show has ad placements. At least, this one tried to be a bit more clever and involved in the actual events.

Speaking of basements, several of the contestants might fit that bill. An F rating though is really unwarranted. I'd say it deserved more of a C.

Merin • Aug 18, 2007, 07:35pm •
What am I reading that fufills my needs for heroic heroes, TKay42one?
Astonishing X-Men. Runaways. Buffy. JSA. JLA. Legion of Super-Heroes. Supergirl. Teen Titans Go and Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century. New Warriors is going pretty well right now. Birds of Prey. Gen 13. New X-Men. There are some darker characters in these, sure, and many of the characters have flaws and problems - but most of what I am reading is about people trying to do the right thing and help people.

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